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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students... The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" The teacher had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36" And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Harry: "Legs" Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!) Harry: "Pockets" Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants" Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...) Harry: "Coconut" Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" Harry: "Bubblegum" Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and A dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...) Harry: "Shake hands" Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?" Harry: "Yup" Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do." Harry: "Tent" Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." (The Principal was looking restless and bit tense) Harry: "Wedding Ring" Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good." Harry: "Nose" Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver." Harry: "Arrow" Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement? "Harry: "Firetruck" The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his ass in the FIFTH-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong my damn self."

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line jacker...

i know this isnt a movie... but the theme to unsolved mystery is crazy disturbing and scares the shit out of me... if i watch it i have to mute the intro...

well you do have post seniority over us... and you do have a little less then 8 times as many posts as i do...

Groove Lounge near Monmouth college...

you would fruit cake.... pockets aint empty cuz

look its Ig and Ook... lol ive seen this guy before he must be a clone!!! "Vincent, ve r tvins!" - Twins, Arnold Shwartzawhatever

im not to fond of this picture... she looks awesome in person but this pic just doesnt do her justice...

wouldnt be the first time a girl has used ego against us... something about penis envy im not a psychologist ask lynne... aka LinaBina

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake... you are part of the same decaying organic matter as everything else - Fight Club if i ever get a grip on reality im choking the shit out of it - Unknown

im a nice guy but most of the time i come off as a dick... it seems to work alot better

friday

is it possible that she is using him to get to you... playing the jealousy card... she shows you someone else in the picture and you instantly get jealous and want her back... mission accomplished...

try her italian ices, cracked peach and watermelon something shot... shes good at those...

Jay flashback!

im really a salker and GC is the place where i approach people

Where you at Grand Central on either Thursday or Monday around 10:30ish... i think i saw you but wasnt sure

such insight...!!!

:laugh:

dont say i never done nuffin fo ya... actually it was more through jay but thats a whole different story

sometimes i really hate you Sassa... and sometimes you vindicate yourself... so i dunno whether to call you the biggest bitch or not

B.F.D.M - Brothas From Different Mothas Queens Style REPRESENT!

hahah omg great photochop...