bouncyboy

Junior High rocked, remember doing the running man to "Pump up the Jam" wearing Z Cavaricci's and IOU shirts?? woops, sorry Silente, that was probably before your time.

Now that was some funny shit. did those flies sound like Hugh Grant too... :laugh:

I wasn't going to say anything darling. That was cute

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Hardcore?? MMMUUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Tell me about it... don't talk to us about hardcore honey, until you have experienced a night out with B2B....

Your right, hitting them with you would be too easy, since you are so heavy that we wouldn't have to calculate wind resistance... :bigfinger:

I think you forgot a colon there genious. I added it for you in the quote. Like I think you are still pretending then...

Actually, I have been to one strip club in my entire life. With my dad when he was in town once. I hated it. I prefer my titties in the privacy of my own home, knowing that I earned them, not that I paid for them. And I am the type that likes to touch, not just look, so we will leave the strip clubs to those that can't score without paying.

I'll cruise by the B2B lair for a few VCR's, how could I pass up a chance to drop Silente 26 floors to the concrete. Oh what a great night it will be. Hey B2B, how much will you give me if I can hit some pedestrians with Silente from your balcony???

uh, no thanks bro, I have seen how low you are capable of going already... but thanks for the offer... and Silente?? Stupid?? no way.. I could never in a million years imagine that..

Pretty low if you drag me down that far. I tell you the smarter a girl thinks she is, the more of a pain in the ass she is. That's just the way it is. some thing will never change, that's just the way it is... do do do do do do do do do ....

you like that???? and I know you were thinking it too B2B, so don't go running now. bouncy- whosyodaddybitch

I know it's not my business there crackhead, I just like to see people's reactions when you ask that's all... and I know it isn't a bottle color, cause who in there right mind would pay for that?? LOL :bigfinger:

nope, college girls all THINK they are so smart, I like a girl who knows she's dumb.

quick question for ya there firebush.... does the rug match the curtains???? I love asking redheads that... What?? You don't have a tongue ring for me to attach reins to?? damn, I guess the other piercing will have to do...

I was talking about you and Kimberly, and no I don't want to join.

did I hear someone say half tied bikinis???? yummy......

obviously you are british and not Italian, or you would know that it's sleep wit da fishes not swims with them, if I am to swim with them I am going to be alive you dufus... I think you need to get some serious mental rest my friend, before you cause yourself to sleep wit da fishes...

Pain in the asses of the world unite... (except Scratch of course)

yeah, and they can't spell worth dick!!!!

It wasn't meant toward her?? ha ha, that is why you said Lindsey, you might like this one, it's a red headed slut, you are a red head I think... we are just fucking with you Kimberly, don't get your panties in a bunch... catfight, catfight

Sorry punk bitch.... Short bus? nope. I prefer to ride little annoying redheads every where I go, they get the best mileage, especially when you are kicking them in the ass and pulling them by their facial piercings. You know those facial piercings make for a good place to attach reigns??? Huh there pinhead??

Lindsey, I think she just called you a red headed slut .... lol I never knew you liked Jagermeister Kimberly, yuck, but the peach and cranberry sounds good. Who ever thought to put jager in a fruity drink.. ick. My favorite shots are as follows... Kamikazis, always been my favorite... Blue Bomb, my own invention from the Barkeep days... chicks love it, even more then men love red headed sluts.. lol

We just figured since you have a dead brain today, you are an easy and therefor fun target. Enjoy your hangover B2B, I'm sure tomorrow will bring an entirely new one. You friggin alcoholic....

Alright Mrs. Sarcasm no need to get all huffy.