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barvybe

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  1. yeah...what Justin said. i went last time tiesto was there and it wasn't nearly as bad. never again. NEVER again. thought music was great from 2:30 to 5 btw. and the vibe was better on the stage than anyplace else. i think i'm still sweatng.....GRRRRRRrrrrrrr (hi joe, chrisitan and tasha and ron - only cp peeps i saw)
  2. well duh, where else would it come from? yeah, this is shannon being too lazy to log out and logback in
  3. well, my real name comes up as I like PIG's FEET! Smurf... board name: Assey Smurf hmmm...decisions decisions....
  4. yo, be careful bro, i heard her momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
  5. lol...hey Shuga - missed u at vinyl a few weeks back i ain't upset...just havin' fun but she's not quick enough to make it interesting. if she coulda come up with something creative instead of just vulgar i woulda sat down to a good all match o yer mama with her. ah well...i hear her mama's so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
  6. yo, phat phat beats. wanna hear stuff like that on a big system somewhere, sometime.
  7. yo, what up tasty? long time mama jokes are so old skool...so easy
  8. wow iliana - you've got a lot of witty come backs....sponge bob and jerking off...HAHAHA...good one not even gonna bother with continuing this...you couldn't joust with a bed post.
  9. she studied for a blood test and failed! she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court. she thought meow mix was a record for cats. she took lessons for a player piano. she tried to wake up a sleeping bag. she spent 30 minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'! at the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign Here' - she put Sagittarius! if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged! she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept! she tried to steal a free sample! when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved! when I told her to "Take the trash out," she moved! when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends! when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper! she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project! she thought the board of education was a piece of wood! she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest! she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet! she asked me, "what's that letter after X" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know"! she got hit by a parked car! she sold the house to pay the mortgage!
  10. she fell in love...and broke it!!! she has to put on her belt with a boomarang! I have to take a train, a plane, and 2 buses to get on her good side! a picture of her fell off the wall! her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."! even her shadow has stretch marks! when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued." ! she could sell shade! she DJ's for the ice cream truck! she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other! she has to iron her pants on the driveway! after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week! when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton! when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them! she sweats Crisco! that if she weighed 5 more pounds she could get group insurance! when she wears a yellow raincoat, people run after her and call "Taxi!"! when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 7 years to live! I ran around her twice and got lost! her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine!
  11. TottallyOff: if i may, please let me handle this i'm sure u will be laughing once i post it. Iliana - because u, and therefore u'r mama are fat, ugly, dumb cunts, i am just gonna post a few description of you all. i don't have the time to waste going back and forth with ya...post to follow five minutes.
  12. in this case, lay off cause u don't know what u'r talking about. make fun of my mama instead if u want. i'd get on yours but there's no room
  13. yo, some funny shit just starting seeing a chinese girl, who happens to have an ass and tits too, doesn't smoke, or yell in language i don't understand, etc. LOL wasn't ever really attracted to an asian girl before. funny thing of it is, she says all the same stuff about asian guys that u are saying about asian girls - she's not attracted to them - the act like they own her - all dress the same - hang out in packs etc etc. she loves where she's from and her family and all, just not the FOB (excuse the term) mentality. don't know, just think she happens to be mad hot and way cool. nothing really to do with her being asian for me, though that's cool in its own way. plus, she's budhist and i'm non-practicing curly haired jew so interesting religion family stuff. if we ever got there, i know that my family would be cool as hell with all of it, but hers would be pretty upset that i'm not chinese. yo, damn good food too!!!
  14. yo justin, that shit was phat man most important u just got up and did your shit
  15. WOOOHOOOO!!!! I am SO there!! Only seen him once in Brazil at a 50,000 person rave (yes 50k) and he brought the house down over the likes of Digweed, DJ Markey, hawtin, etc. Can't wait!!!! been dying for him to spin someplace cool and relaxed. (and of course i'll be using the CP list!!! way to go guys ) LM - since Z isn't spinning sat (snif snif) we could go anytime...but there are 4 dj's opening for Roger, so he can't be going on before 4 or 5.
  16. i will be there 9 pm if u want to hear our friend's set.
  17. Why is my post about who is going to Opaline moved to the promoters' board? u know i'm not a promoter. after discussing with Laine last night, u will note that there is no party host name, no list names, no email addresses, etc. in anything i posted. if someone else added something that violated some rules on my thread, why not delete their post and leave my thread be???? i am very confused especially since this was specifically discussed with you and edited to your approval. very disappointed. please explain. pete
  18. of course i'm jealous!!! u stole my girl away from me for the evening....GRrrrrrrrr!
  19. damn! wish i hadn't been sick. Selway is great. Crystelmethod - didn't recognize u last week, but u handed me a few rollingrocks
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