upjumpdaboogie
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yes. next question.
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sounds like an invitation to me... your place or mine... or that cute little pumpkin patch outside Rt. 8. It's the Great BUMPkin, Charlie Brown
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chula, your sig is hot... I think I need a cig...
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Fiery F.B.I.: put your hands in the air... and take 2 steps back away from the penis!!!
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just BUMP
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bump who?
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BUMP
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who's there?
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knock knock
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I passed on that one... You weren't so lucky
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and me without my Hugh Heffner costume.. what's a boy to do..
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that's a keeper... the URL ain't bad, either.
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That was bumpilicious
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rookies
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Well, maybe if you let me oil you up with a little foreplay before jumping my bones.. it'd slide right off, but nooooooooo
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Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle a perv... We all know someone ::cough::you::cough:: who's had a hand with some roadside assistance....
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better time... than jizz... that's what Grandpa used to say...
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Dude... I'm always the last to know... she's a jack rabbit... or is that a jill rabbit... Either way... i'm quite satisfied..
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I can outbed anyone... but that's another thread for another time... yea, sweetie, you did.. but I won't hold it against you [you shouldn't be operating heavy equipment] -- I don't think I even get that... you can feel free to ignore me now
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I KNOW!!!! The irony!!! Bump and is evil clone -- mini-bump
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It sounds to me like he needs some serious tissues
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Number of times I've had sex since 6AM: Zero The number of posts I've posted today: Fourteen Hours wasted on the Board: Countless There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else there's BUMP
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show the ragga a round what , though... :eek: that is the question???
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Did I kiss you this weekend, ummm, no, don't think so... I don't know where this came from, out of nowhere... IS there an exorcist in the house? :: <--- I know that's looking sooooo attractive, right now.
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Vincent Vega: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something. Jules:Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
