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klohe

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  1. Some guy @ my company wore one the other day...was funny, everyone cracked on him though so I doubt he'll be sporting one again
  2. Raid your parent's closests and cut them all up...that's what I do:D
  3. :laugh: I actually went there while visiting someone @ Marist.
  4. I don't have cable...so I missed all this
  5. Did you ever stop to think that maybe her friends are COCK BLOCKING her bc she doesn't want any random guys approaching her???
  6. Danny tonight @ Vinyl, the Stuck on Earth party in LI tomorrow (if it doesn't rain), Danny tomorrow night @ Brazil, JP Sunday mornin @ Factory (if I have enough life left in me) I love Holiday Weekends
  7. I never check the Jersey Board, that shyt was hilarous!!! :laugh:
  8. maybe bc you keep him next to your microwave
  9. I will be with Danny in the Hamptons
  10. I did not notice until you pointed it out!!! SHYT...makes it funnier!!! :laugh:
  11. Trannies have been a part of "Be Yourself" for a looooong time!!! Take a look at who runs the guestlist tickets and next time take a closer look at that hottie dancing next to you
  12. my sister (who is the only guido lover) sent me this... THE PERFECT SOLUTION? By AJ Kowalski Tired of waiting endlessly in Parkway traffic on your way down the shore? If you're like most of us, there's a good chance you've spent countless hours staring at the back of the same bumper, riding your brake and have possibly developed a minor case of whiplash from the stop-and-go that one encounters while attempting to arrive at the New Jersey Shore. Travelers fear no more! I have the solution! -- THE GUIDO EXPRESS LANE -- The proposed Guido Express Lane, or G.E.L., is structured identically to the H.O.V. lanes introduced in the late 90's across much of NJ, NY and PA. The following requirements for access to the G.E.L. will apply to all vehicle occupants: -Cut-off shirts or wife beaters must be worn at all times. If the vehicle is a convertible, no shirts are allowed. -Capri pants must be worn. Addidas pants are acceptable only with matching jackets and a Kangol hat. -All vehicle occupants must have identical haircuts - spiked all around (including the back) or must have shaved heads. All sideburns must be shaved to a point. -All body hair must be completely shaven. -All vehicles in the G.E.L. must be considered "exotic" or "luxury cars," but must be paid for by the driver's parents. -Vehicle must contain at least 13 pounds of fake silver bracelets and necklaces. Necklaces may only be loose enough to allow minimal breathing. -Should any member(s) of the vehicle fail to comply with any one of the aforementioned requirements, said member(s) will receive a two-month suspension from Joey's in Clifton and Tempts. In addition to the obvious ecological benefits, the proposed G.E.L. would also provide the following free of charge: -Upon entering the G.E.L., the vehicle's radio would automatically be tuned to a satellite feed of "What is Love" by Haddaway or "Louder Than Love" by TKA. (Driver preference) -The center divider would be lined with Sunburst Ultra Sun 4000 series tanning lamps which would run 24 hours a day to ensure a perfect pre-beach/club complexion. -To become a G.E.L. member, you must be Italian (or try really hard to look Italian) and test positive for steroids. So the next time you're at a dead stop at exit 143 for two hours, take a minute and think how much you would appreciate a G.E.L. I, and all the Tri-State area guidos, am counting on your support! :laugh:
  13. Excuse me for calling what was once, and now is not a "Research Chemical". How I come across my substances is non of your concern, just seems that I have better dealers than most. And yes, it was in fact 2cb, just took more than the recommended dosage (completely by accident) and got a little bit too fucked up. You are right about it being extremely rare, I didn't have anyone to call for information, just what I could find on the web.
  14. we were thinking of getting AMT but I'm a lil hesitant of research chemicals after 2cb...
  15. 2cb, after I almost had a heart attack...and GHB after I chugged what I thought was "Gatorade" on the beach and passed out with a pulse of 40 and was rushed to the hospital
  16. I've been saying all along the phazon sux bc it's not loud enough...but all the Twilo headz on this board gave me shyt...see, I'm not the only one complaining!!!
  17. we'll be there later after somewhere else 1st...prolly 6ish
  18. DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!?!?!? you are a hypocrite in your own post!!! Thank god I have never had the unpleasant experience of meeting you, and I pray I never do. This will be the last from me, you are too pathetic to continue. HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!
  19. I had asked you to stop your drama on a thread last week...it's about time you act your age.
  20. the PM is just a touch to show how immature THIS guy is by being threatening...
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