nourishment

That's actually the best one yet. When I first started posting, I took your screen name this literally. I had you pegged for a triathelete or a marathoner, or at least a health nut. Seems a touch naive now, but those were the days of innocence.

Hold on a sec while I recalibrate my options and I'll let ya know.

Looking for volunteers?

I had to turn off everybody's avatars so I can check out the threads at work. Let me know if it gets changed cause I won't be able to tell.

Um...why don't you just call and ask him?

yes.

hi.

pop

For our night out to Sonar? That's so sweet. Could you just adapt those receipes to accomodate a lacto-ovo vegetarian diet? M'k? Thanks.

Well, gey porn anyway.

Isn't that the name of that famous Italian porn star who's hung like a horse and has a fondness for hispanic men?

hardcore

*bachelor*

Aren't those tradtional Russian fare?

*pad*

Real funny. Sucker everyone into your thread with false promises. Nice.

As if I needed yet another reason to check out Sonar. ..

The 'company' has all kind of santified activities planned. But in our little division, no one has kids, or at least ones that aren't toddlers. So one woman brought in her step-child. I think he must be about 7 or so. As far as I know he's bored out of his mind and has spent the moring wacthing cartoons are the big screen tv we supposedly have for teleconferencing purposes, but to my knowlegde has never been used as such.

My brother used to buy pork rinds that were packaged like microwave popcorn. You put the whole bag in the zapper and nuke it for like 4 minutes and they fry up fresh. Whole house smelled like ass, but apparently they were quite tasty.

peanut butter

How can we trust these nameless, faceless fortune tellers to speak the truth if they can't even say what they mean? At that point that can say whatever they want and when it doesn't happen, blame it on the grammatical interpretation. While it's always funny to seek out the words they've screwed up on the menu, my future is serious business. A gaping loophole like that is dangerous.

Get him some wasabi peas.

OMG!! Those things are the best! It's too bad they're so expensive at the Asian stores. Harry and David make some with good flavor and no MSG, but they're not as hot. Just as expensive though, go figure. I used to hang out at a place where they kept wasabi peas on the bar for snacks. WAAAAAAAAAY better that pretzels or goldfish crackers.

Sometimes they make us come to the office dressed like that for "fun" and to show our "spirit." Mostly I think it's to prove who on the "team" is the most willing to humiliate themselves for the man.

Oh yes, almost forgot. Wearing fire engine red pants and black shoes, both by Esprit and a little black sweater-y type thing. Got this kick ass little Kate Spade bag, white with black dots. I feel very cute. Lunch was one of those frozen microwave Italian things. Not too bad actually. Spent my lunch hour and then some and the transmission repair shop. Whoohoo, just doesn't get much more fun. We've got a casual dress code too, but I'm just not in a work frame of mind unless I'm dressed professionally, you know?