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:laugh: I am sooo Guilty!! I completely agreed with: 4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago. It happens every time!! By the end of the night ya have makeup running down your eyes and your face feels as greasy as fast food!! I like the wrestling one too - it made me giggle.

Why does this sound a little far fetched?? I'm sure other's will agree with me when I say that the age level of Bighead and kermit seems a wee bit older than what their claiming. No offence buddy but posting stuff about a 30ish year old woman, a teacher non the less, wanting to be with a kid is not only hard to believe but can be easily mistaken by a kid that has the traditional 'crush' on his teacher. If it is true I apologize but it can be very dangerous to publish a story like that on the internet where anyone can read it.

Uhmm, there's a lot of things I could suggest but I think 'being' with her isn't one of them.

Alright,, you're cute! :spin2:

hehehe,, i have some more tricks up my sleave too baby! :D

<===This is what its ALL about, just throw on you're 'O' Face and ride that buckin bronco 'till the sun comes up!! "YODALLAY HEE HOO" j/k

My God

These statistics must have been made by men b/c I can't see any woman saying that sh*#.

Well, whenever my left nipple is touched in a certain way I can hear the ocean in my left ear. The nipple has to be touched really lightly though. It kinda tickles my ear. This is only with my left nipple and left ear though. :confused:

If all their looking for is pussy then don't put out!! Take control and put your foot down.

Then cut him off!! 'No Sex for You!!!' It always works.

'Fuck Me, I'd Fuck Me' :laugh:

Oh ya T.O!!! The braces add an extra crunch to the munch,,mmmm

Pivo,, let me guess, you're an ass & titties kinda guy,, WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!

hehehe, way to go champ!!

Maybe she figured that since you think that the 2 of you are only 'fooling around' (by this I believe its not too serious) then why should she tell you?? Or, maybe she thinks that you're budding into her business and she wants you to keep guessing, playing the 'still too hard to get' and the 'i'm so mysterious, he'll never know what I've been up to' game.

HAHAHA!! I'm tearing up from laughing so hard. The subject line alone on this thread makes me giggle. :laugh:

It seems that all of the above 'disfigurements' aren't all that serious though. What if the person was permanently crippled, was mentally retarded, or had serious memory loss?? I think that if I was with someone and an accident happened that left them disfigured I would stay with him, definitely. I would like to say I would be with someone even if they were disfigured but I guess it all depends on what it is. In the end I don't think it would be the disfigurement that made me leave, just maybe the stress of it all, but I would never push someone away b/c it, everyone is disfigured in some way.

Whatever makes you comfortable, no point in driving home at 2:00 in the morning if you're doing a whole lot of messing around! There's no rules.

Somebody post a pic of Shakira, I have no idea who she is.

A mouth full of metal, yummy.

I'm not posistive but I'm thinking its about after sex - do you use a condom to prevent the swimmers from getting in ya or do you just piss after sex to get it out of ya. I hope thats what it means, or I feel like an idiot! I think its all about baby prevention.

I use the piss technique, unless I think the guy has been with many. But, I use other forms besides that too.

Honey, oral sex always counts.

I think that it's possible to be friends after the break up if there was no sex involved, but if there was then it is pretty much impossible. I am friends with some of my ex's and whenever I talk to them there is still that sexual tension in the air. It helps though if both people have moved on and seeing other people. I also think that if there was an attraction there in the first place then there always will be on some level. Especially if the person has moved on, I find people are always wanting what they can't have. It's part of the whole cat & mouse game.