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blazinhot

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  1. I say go for it! You only live once so enjoy it and never regret what you've done - only that which you didn't do.
  2. You like them smelling like pee ?!?!
  3. Its a slow and painful death, one life once at a time, god how morbid!! SAVE THE KITTIES!! KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS!!!
  4. "oompa oompa zippity do, I have another puzzle for you,,,"
  5. There once was a barmaid named Gale On whose breasts was the menu for ale But since she was kind For the sake of the blind On her bum it was printed in Braille =========================== There once was a girl named McGill Who used dynamite sticks for a thrill They found her vagina In South Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil =========================== A bartender's wife named Michelle Had a snatch that got juicy as hell. Since she tasted so nice, He would add rum and ice And mix drinks that were easy to sell. ==============================
  6. I completely agree with you. I have met guys that are hot as hell but couldn't keep up a conversation with a monkey - and for that I found them ugly; while on the other hand I have met below-average guys that I could talk to untill the sun came up and it was the intelligent conversations and views on life that made them hot. Looks = intelligence
  7. So I'm guessing that if the morning after pill isn't available then you could take a couple of birth control pills to substitute. It would probably do the same thing, but I'm not sure if over-dosing can be done on b-c pills.
  8. Sorry guys, its time for the girls to be looking at some sweet meat!!
  9. blazinhot

    i love him :)

    I don't care what any of you say,, he is HOT as hell and I'd rock him!! *slurp* *slurp* If ya want to see him with a fro check this pic out,, funny!!!!
  10. Eau de Tang!! hehehee Apparantly the guys love it!
  11. I agree, need something there to remind you you're not screwing a boy, but trimmed is good, ya, definitely.
  12. Nothin better than seeing someone as old as your father on a teen porn site!! Jeesh, it's only 6:30 in the morning. The facials exp.'s were pretty damn funny though. *chuckle* *chuckle*
  13. HAHAHA!!! I'm a Lime Tree. Sour as hell but goes good when mixed with drinks! Damn right!
  14. blazinhot

    question??

    Personally I think the if both people are comfortable then do it!! That way you know what your getting into when you get married.
  15. Actually I got it in an email.
  16. This probably isn't for the sensitive types, but I thought it was funny....
  17. blazinhot

    Facts - Sex

    1. Telling a convincing lie has been proven to be more difficult when you're telling it to someone you find sexually attractive. 2. One study suggests that 10 per cent of women and 34 per cent of men have told lies in order to land someone in bed to have sex. 3. Groucho Marx once said, "anything that can't be done in bed isn't worth doing." 4. It's been suggested that women are more likely to want to cheat on their partner when they're ovulating. 5. 6% of straight rural men use nail polish. 6. 23% of women and 2% od men sleep in night gowns. 7. 54% of men (and only 19% of women) think about sex every day or several times a day. Only 20% describe sex as romantic. 8. If you could do it all over 80% of men say they would marry the same woman but only 50% of women would marry the same man. 9. Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 10. Some lions have sex over 50 times a day 11. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. 12. Human birth control pills work on gorillas. 13. Almost half the bones in your body are in your hands and feet 14. Impotence is legal grounds for divorce in 24 American states 15. Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle
  18. It just so happens that I'm seeing a D.J and last night I went out to where he works and stood in the booth with him. I usually help to take requests so people don't bug him while he's working, but the best part about it is standing back and watching a room full of drunk people make asses of themselves! Especially at the end of the night when the slow dance comes on, people trying frantically to pick someone up before the 'ugly lights' come on! Too classy!
  19. blazinhot

    New in Here!!

    Yup, from a while back. There just too small to see.
  20. Jeesh, when you put it that way ,
  21. blazinhot

    i love him :)

    OH GOD!! I know!! Justin is WAY to hot for his own good. How come I never see guys looking like that in Canada?
  22. blazinhot

    New in Here!!

    Awww, you'r so cute!! hehehe Thanks!
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