bigsteve8

Hey Derek, how's Florida treating ya? Gotta be a good change of pace from good olde Jersey. . . I'll see if i can make it there Saturday night, not sure about plans.

My girl and i in college took a video of her giving me a blowjob, a few years later she sold mine and a bunch of others. . .that was about it

Rappers stepping to me they want to get some But I’m the Kane, so yo, you know the outcome Another victory They can’t get with me So pick a BC date cause you’re history I’m the authentic poet to get lyrical For you to beat me, it’s gonna take a miracle And, stepping to me, yo that’s the wrong move So what you on, Hobbs, dope or dog food? Competition I just devour Like a pitbull against a Chihuahua Cause when it comes to being dope, hot damn I got it good, now let me tell you who I am The B-I-G D-A-double D-Y K-A-N-E Dramatic, Asiatic, not like many I’m different, so don’t compare me to another Cause they can’t hang, word to the mother At least not with the principal in this pedigree So when I roll on you rappers, you better be Ready to die because you’re petty You’re just a butter knife, I’m a machete That’s made by Ginzu, wait until when you Try to front, so I can chop into Your body, just because you try to be basing Friday the 13th, I’mma play Jason No type of joke, gag, game, puzzle or riddle The name is Big Daddy, yes Big not little So define it Here’s your walking papers, sign it And take a walk As the Kane start to talk, cause... oh wait, it wasn't a Big Daddy Kane quote. . .but "ain't no half steppin' " the name of one of his best songs, and the lyrics above are part of it. . . beautiful flow.

Where else would you keep them? I've been keeping my rubbers in the car, uhm, since I had a car.

stephen is the #34 most common male name. whee?

I gave one for my brother, I'll attach it below . . . be short, be funny, don't say too much embarassing stuff. . . I made sure to not get too drunk before doing it, didn't wanna screw up and accidentally curse in front of my grandmother and such. . . here's what i wrote, i freestyled a bit when doing it. Thanks for the gracious introduction, I think. Before I begin, I'd like to thank the band, the Woodlands, etc. . . for doing everything so well this weekend. You all helped make this such a great occasion. Well, unlike a lot of brothers, David and I always got along rather well, from playing Super Mario Brothers to weightlifting to going out at the Jersey shore. I always looked up to him growing up, which I had to do since he was always taller than me. Everyone always said we looked alike, I guess people weren't used to seeing 6 foot 7 jewish guys, and being the younger brother, I still get called David. Dave's always been a pretty serious guy, so when he was telling me about Rhea after dating her awhile, saw him smile and such, I knew that there was something there. I liked her too, especially since she got some NBA tickets for David and myself. When I got to know Rhea better, I knew that she has a lot of the things that David was looking for, such as being down to earth, tall, Jewish, caring . . . David, I'm jealous of you man, you found a great woman who loves you. You two looked great together earlier today, even with the (WEATHER). One of my friends said that once his brother got married, he had lost his brother. I don't feel like I'm losing a brother, I feel like I'm gaining a sister, an especially good sister who can get free NBA tickets. (say if first good, wait for laugh) Congratulations to both of you! Cheers!

I smoke about a cigar a month, have a friend who works in a cigar shop. My fav is the Ashton Double Magnum . . . Opus X when I can get em . . . bunch others too.

Middletown, NJ? If it's Middletown, Monmouth County, like exit 114-109 on the parkway, can give you some ideas. . . new york, dont know a damn thing.

I was up late randomly, goonies was on, and I realized there were a lotta good quotes. I decided to start putting up some quotes, but not go with ones that would be obvious. . . .then sloth and chunk came out, and yelled out "hey you guyyyyyyyyyys!" to the people down on the boat being captured by the fratellis, and there you go. I guess other people just realized it before u for example, the slick shoes was when Data (asian guy) used one of his gadgets, being grease that would shoot out of his shoes, he used that on a pole they had to walk across, so the Fratellis (bad guys) would fall down a bunch of times and get slowed down. SLICK SHOES!

I just said taht!

I always cut myself off at 12:30 and never drink too hard, always be soberin up around 2am, or spend time hanging out with dumb drunken people afterwards too. . . wheeee

avoid asparagus

She better be careful with all those red dots, that could be contagious.

The monkeys just deleted half my porn. Anybody up for some monkey hunting?

I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, we oh wee oh, i'm an asshole, the world's biggest asshole, we oh wee oh, the world's biggest asshole, A SS HO LE everybody A SS HO LE (i like to park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song, ranting and raving and carrying on, maybe they're right when they tell me i'm wrong. .. . . NAH!

By the by, a little information on the one, the only, Sloth. . . During his first professional "life," Wisconsin-born John Matuszak was a football player. Actually, that's an understatement: as Houston's number one pick in the 1973 NFL draft, as a wildly unpredictable defensive lineman for the Raiders, and as a veteran of two Super Bowls, Matuszak was a FOOTBALL PLAYER. Like many of his calling, Matuszak decided to try the movies, beginning with a good part in the football-oriented North Dallas Forty (1979). In his case, acting "took," and Matuszak became a successful film and TV performer after his 1982 retirement from professional sports, playing character roles in fantasy films like Ice Pirates (1984) and Goonies (1986) and making regular appearances on the TV series Hollywood Beat and First and Ten. Sadly, John Matuszak died of AIDS at the age of 38. He was also in many of the earlier World's Strongest Men competitions.

"Lookit! I got an idea. Why don't we just put chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through? "

"Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime. Why don't we go home?" "Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to. "

(admitted copy-paste) "Tell us everything! Everything! " "Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." "I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! "

"Is your mommy here?" "No, sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids. "

I know so girl. . . any of the women who are fresh from overseas or have only been over there. . . I was able to get 2 korean chicks at the same time, one barely spoke english, one not at all. . . The girls just get the deer in headlights look with me, outright staring, then making joking comments to each other, then look back kinda nervous. . . you just know it's on.

"Hey you guuuuyyyyyys!"

"If you get the wrong note, we'll all be flat"

Slick shoes! Slick shoes, are you crazy?