I was meeting some of my buddies at a chinese buffet last week, 2 of us were waiting outside, when a fat older guy in a "key west" tshirt came over and started a story, lemme see how much i can recall. . . "I did some research and I found out that there are chinese buffets in each and every county in this here United States. Trust me on this. . . I'm betting that they're trying to slowly hypnotize us, they got some mind control stuff in their dumplings I know it. China wants to take over the US, and this is the best way they can. So one day, somebody's going to go *snap* and we'll all be under Chinese mind control. Mark my words on this. I know this, but I can't stop going, it's just soooo much good food for so cheap! Getting hypnotized is worth it I think." . . . .jersey suburbs rawk . . .