bigsteve8

I haven't dated anyone seriously in many a month. . . had dates, just not dated people for any length of time. . .

When I see ass, titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties. . . . gotta go with BEWBIES!

It's stupid, but one of my favorite all-time outright retarded movies. . . i just ordered the dvd a few days ago, should be arriving quite shortly. Right now it's on digital cable, yay! "Dog poo, this is awesome!"

I was the only 6'7 white guy with a goatee and glasses, tough to find am I Methinks I'll be there tonight as well, why not?

I AM CORNHOLIO! I need tee pee for my bunghole! bunghooole, bunghoole. . .

I know what a schmata is, yiddish for a rag . . . .but schma? dunno

Met lotsa people at clubs like D'Jais and such, just never been to a meetup, do want to go now, havent been into CP for that long yet. . .

Schlmiel, schlamazal, hossenfeffer incorporated! we're gonna do iiiiit!

I don't want to talk to you, I just want BANG BANG BANG

What the heck are you doing sitting at home? It's a beautiful day out, you should be at the shore. I want to be at the shore and watch football at the same time . . . in other words, D'Jais. ½ priced drinks & Beers 12-8 Hurricane Survivor Party! 6-9 “In The Biz†7PM-2AM Eat Lunch/Dinner & Watch All The games! Dance till 2am with Music By Kipples, Masi & Mello,&Kirk Lopez $2 Black Haus Specials all nite!

I tagged the entire season 3 box set in the span of 43 hours. . . and a lot of the time i was going out too and doing shit, the hurricane helped by keeping me home that night, what else was i gonna do, watch survivor?

yes not another teen movie . ..just make sure you're the only one at the party

Oh that movie fucked me up. . .I saw that sober at like 1pm the day it came out, was going to go on a date that night, had free afternoon so saw it. . . fucke dup my night, just wrecked me. . . i was in cancun, drunk and stoned, stuck in room due to rain, it was on hbo, watched it. . . fucked me up even more. . . that is a crazy movie.

A bunch of my friends and I used to love adam sandler, and the i will be in my office line, we all have been using it randomly for 7-8 years now. . . we still drop jerky boys stuff too every now and then. . .

uhh number 3, while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my uh genitalia. eye contact is also prohibited.

for more than 3 seconds, actually a decent mix, oakenfold still has it. . . I listening for about 25-30 minutes, since driving back from club and getting home. . . longest i ever listened to that shitty station, i wish they played good stuff like actual sets more often, oh well. . .

Uhh, number 2, the girls showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where i can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while i play with myself.

Been in my rotation since the invasion a few months back. . .

When I was doing sales, I had some of my best sales ever when I couldn't talk, it was pretty funny.

9:20, time to go take shower, get dressed, and go out to red bank with my boyz.

Yes, I am very hairy sometimes in some places, not in others. . .

To keep myself shaved clean, have to shave twice a day. . . at least my goatee removes part of shaving area

8:44 still watching family guy

. . .spanking it with a thumb up my ass, uhhh. . . goodday.

Sticking with my classic base outfit . . . pinstripe suit that actually fits my giant self. . . done Pimpula, drug dealer, and Humpty Hump from Digital underground. . . Sticking with my humpty hump this year. . . look for the 7' fool (after the hat) . . .