embodiedhate

What do you mean, "I don't even don't wanna know"??!?? Remember that I DID have to drive you upstate to take care of "business"..I believe your excuse was, and I quote: "They don't raise cows in New York City"...I suggested Staten Island, but NO you wanted a different kind of "cow".

Well, sometimes I choose getting to the point over being witty or repetitively crude. I think my reply was fitting...I mean, you DO suck cock for internet cafe time. I'm just glad you can finally admit it to the world.

Stop Lying to yourself.

Wait a second...Don't you already do that?

That's so incredibly cute I just vomited all over myself. You guys and gals have fun at DD tomorrow night.

I have a case of Bass waiting for me at home. Joy!

Opie and Anthony suck.

Translation: Bottom line...I like inserting gerbils into the unholiest of places... simple as that...

**(I know I'm late on this one, I just woke up)** Traslation time!!!: I think they should have turned vinyl into a all S&M club complete with Circus Midgets and Real LIVE Vampire Bats. Teneglia should go spin somewhere else, Like Exit and they should bring Draper to Vinyl. Think of the MASSIVE PILES cracked out Asian kiddies...We could have contests where the Juicebabies will pile them up to the ceiling, and the first one to reach it gets to whip one lucky member of the crowd ferociously with a 12 inch black dildo. Well i'm not that educated on a matter like this so maybe i should shut up, but I do love getting whipped by hunky shirless guys! HOO BABY, THAT'S HOT!! How does teneglia put up with the gay crowd because I know I could never contain myself with that much hunky sausage around me. A dj loves what they do and teneglia must love what he does for that gay crowd. or maybe he is gay. ..and so on..

Oh gee, that aint 50 percent of the porn on the internet or anything.

See, that's more like it. Bravo.

Right over your head there eh Jerky?

Quoth is one of the finest micks ever to walk the face of the earth.

Well, I'm riding your mom on Friday, and probably your Dad and the family dog on Saturday, but other than that, it's wiiiiide open.

Call your insurance company, I'm sure they'll make an exception special ed.

Did they have a fire sale at K mart or something?

Right next to your moms house for easy access, juicebag.

Flick them on the nearest carpeted floor.

One time is funny, twice...well...that's just strange dude

Bullshit!! You could be stricken with the last stages of Ebola and you'd still fuck if <insert name of idolized hollywood leading hunk here> asked you to.

Don't apologize for it, tell me to go fuck myself!! C'mon, get into the spirit

That succulent nectar that comes from your mom's teats.

I tried to think of a way to explain this one, but I'm at a loss so.. Requirements to get a cheap whore (actual or perceived, that girl at the bar who will hit the beer bong qualifies..) into bed = 1 - Five dollar Bill and 1- Happy Meal Requirements to get an expensive whore (Read: girlfriend, wife, highclass call girl, etc...) into bed = 2 - years salary + Several Thousand dollars worth of debt + 100 plus outings to various Top Zagat rated restaurants.

This thread is starting to smell like a dead cat, why in the WORLD do people keep digging it up!!??!!

A wize man once said: GRASS ON THE FIELD? PLAY BALLL!!!!!