embodiedhate

I don't know about you, but I'm quite verkempt at the moment

Thank you Queen of the Obvious. I need a weatherman to tell me what I can go outside and feel too!

Thief!

Try the Imabouncerfeltcher list, works every time

Because God, like everyone else, could give a fuck about what you say.

Thank you Mr. Substance, why don't you give us a lesson.

Jones Beach definitely, I heard that was where the majority of those dirty hypodermics washed up a few years back. You'll feel right at home

Good try, but ineffective. . . . No, strike that. . . That was a pretty shitty try If I've ever fucking seen one. Proper response: Well Quoth, hopefully either A) your practically nonexistant dick will burn off, or A bunch of bikers that just happen to be in the neighborhood will scream "fag" and donkey punch you like the cock loving fairy you are!! See? Muuuch better

You too! (refer to my previous post), except in this case the goal isn't to loosen you up, but rather enjoy the comedic value of watching a pack animal fuck you in the ass! Got that, pig boy?

I think you need to be fucked in the ass by my Donkey, Lou. I'll bring him over after work, and perhaps you'll loosen up

. . . Who are you? . . Phuturephunk? . .. . . . .

Last time I checked, the name of this board wasn't DatingPlanet. Wrong forum Donkeyballs! Oh, and welcome to the board!

<Insert drama directed towards Bamitsham here>

You are all fucking lame!

. . people talk shit about me all the time, it's a fact that I live with . . . . . . .

What fucking planet are you from?

I don't drink anything that can double for drano.

Yeah, but they're not the oh so delectible pissmonkey flavor. So take those ice trays and pound them up your fucking ass!

Right on! Danger Mouse RULES!

Nice Where is that fuckface anyways?

First, if you're gonna say you hope you "haven't offended anyone" make sure that the insult comes FIRST not AFTERWARDS. Second, Shut the fuck up, you know you wanna have buttsex with him.

You know, I've been thinking (I know that's big, but bear with me). It's all good that you're going over seas, but you're only going for like a month or so right? Well, that good and all, but...and no offense...just fucking go! You think we need an "official" fucking notice that you're going on vacation? Just get on the plane and fly the fuck away..we'll stay here and envy you for escaping the mundane everyday life. Travel safely, and godspeed.

You should have offered to take those rekkerds and pound them up his ass. Get him closer to the music, ya know?

Jungle - You're really leet, but not not so leet that you feel the need to sneer at house kids ALL the time. DnB - You're so fucking leet that if you threw a party, there would be a 30 question test to get in the door. Got it, dicksnot?

Then by all means, drown in the sauce, you fucking degenerate.