LogiKandReasoN

She has nasty feet.

I've seen pictures of that kid, if he's had it all I'm gonna shoot myself now.

Which isn't surprising. What is surprising is the notion that any of you off-topic knuckleheads actually get laid. That is, of course unless you're all lying, which I wouldn't doubt.

You know, some of you ladies should really think about not criticizing, especially since a couple of you (won't name names) look like you got hit with the ugly stick, or better yet..the ugly frying pan..

yeah makeup sucks.
i hate when girls wear that mad orange face shit..and u get it on ur clothes. lipstick is wack too. whos lips are red?
im straight with some black eyeliner and chapstick or lipgloss stuff

ummmmmm no

no way

You know, some of you ladies should really think about not criticizing, especially since a couple of you (won't name names) look like you got hit with the ugly stick, or better yet..the ugly frying pan..

The irony in this whole situation is the fact that Maxim for years has pimped expensive metrosexual gear to steakheaded fratguys who are to clod-like to think for themselves.
And now they want to backlash about it.
Just because your magazine has fart jokes and high fashion, doesn't mean that you're any more 'Manly' than GQ.

They never said they were in shape, just well hung. And plus, why do you need an 8 pack when you've got the howitzer down below? So, taking that into account, below the waist pics would be more pleasing to the opposite sex.

Nah, I don't put myself out there to be judged, but I sure as hell will do so when someone asks the group. And occasionally I'll do it unprompted.
Your point?

You're fat.

how about you post a pic....

LOL CUZ I HAVE A BIG CHEST AND IM LOOKING DOWN SO IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A FAT CHIN? LOL OK... WHATEVER YOU SAY.... SEE THIS IS WHY GIRLS DONT POST THEIR TITS

You're fat.

Congratulations, you win the SexxyBabyD circa 01-02 award, Mom will be proud.
Now shut the fuck up.

Congratulations, you win the SexxyBabyD circa 01-02 award, Mom will be proud.
Now shut the fuck up.

i like her body but i dont like her face.

Depends on how she's presented. I don't dig on alot of that crazy ass hair shit she has going on at times. Makes me think her pussy is stank for some reason. I'd have to taste it before I sank it for freshness.

There's only so many times a guy can listen to "Like OMG" from a babbling girlie girl chickenhead before he gets angry and tells it like it is.
Maybe you (Naughtycluck) should tone it down a bit, because if you're as annoying in real life as you are on this board, then I can see why you're man hating. Most guys would get fed up, and quickly at that.

There's only so many times a guy can listen to "Like OMG" from a babbling girlie girl chickenhead before he gets angry and tells it like it is.
Maybe you (Naughtycluck) should tone it down a bit, because if you're as annoying in real life as you are on this board, then I can see why you're man hating. Most guys would get fed up, and quickly at that.

so,
i go to a wedding for a co-worker of my gf yesterday. luckily i didnt have to do anything at the wedding except show up.
anyways, i'm sitting, minding my own business while my girl schmoozes with the broads in her office elsewhere, when this gay guy sits down next to me. starts small talking me. clown is a co-worker of hers, and he has seen my pic on her desk and her computer. so the guy starts asking me about my body, cauz, it turns out, he has seen pics of me i guess through her in the office. wants to know my workout, diet, etc. etc. ANNNNNDDDD, wants to know if i'm available for training, and asks for my number . after spending several painstaking minutes trying to get rid of this guy, he leaves when my gf comes back to the table.
my question to my bretheron of cp is, should i tell my girl that larry the fag in her office seemed to try and pick me up, and to stop showing him my pics? would this be the same if one of her female co-workers tried to pick me up? did i totally mis-interpet his actions?

I think you may have misinterpreted his intentions, but that doesn't really matter now.
Your post just screams "I want to get fucked in the ass". Nice (useless) attempt to re-affirm your shaky maleness.

bok

Don't you yodel in your spare time? I seem to remember a rumor about that.