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..i still remember this one like it was yesterday.... one night stand.... horrible.... just out there.... girl was cute,.... she made nice sexual jokes,...she exhuded sex appeal....wore jeans with no panties-- (and she made sure we knew it at the club).....her cockblocking friends couldnt put a damper on her;...she was on a roll.... we get to my friends house and even during the "formal" flirtations, i knew i had to have her !! .... in the bedroom, we were fooling around..... i stripped 1st,..she then did.... i stuck my dick in her....in all my drunken stupor, i almost blew a load early.....i figured i could slow the process by asking her to flip over...so i grabbed her hips and helped her turn over..... i caught a whiff....it wasnt pleasant..... i dont know what kind of a girl takes a shit on a night out...nothing wrong with that...just take some moist wipes if you think you might drop a steamer.....i still hit it.... i had waited for so long to to bust a nut.... it was the 1st time i changed my celly # coz of a one nighter.... i tried so hard to shake that off....but i knew it was beyond forgetting.... ewww ...

... modern day romeo... who woulda thunk it ??... ....

..those 2 hotties in your sig are smoking !! .... ...

..... wtf !! .....

... lmao@thisthread.....

... oh man !! ....

..what about that fashion "designer" baboo... didnt you say he goes to italy to eat truffles?.. he's got be somebody.....unless he was a fraud... dont hold out you hot thing... i'm curious...

... ... pretty much in a nut shell..... lol

...anybody we know lollie ? i'm guessing you are a knockout....please indulge me..or..well..uumm..us ....

.. u guys got me weirded out now..... Cali, could you be kind enough to post their ages... this is serious shit !! ...

...ladies... if you know u can rock 'boy shorts' that good..u kno u are mad cool.... i love that shit .... ..

.... this one's easy : attitude . I can overlook a host physical bad traits in a girl,..... but attitude is key for me...... Its amazing how an extremely beautiful girl can in an instant tranform to the ugliest thing on earth just by her attitude..... especially the ones that carry themselves around like they are Gods' gift to men.... just thinking it makes my skin crawl....

.... :laugh: ... dude, what do you expect from a $400 complete car paint job ? ..... hell, i bet maaco paints over any chrome surface on your car for no additional charge ! ...... i see this is an old thread...what did you go with eventually ? ....maaco ....

..... prick... ..

... i thought curves was a 'female only' club .... ..... ..lol j/k

.. now, this is what puts me at a loss for words.....enjoy... ..... http://profiles.yahoo.com/sexy_mama20055

.... :laugh: .... that is so true !! ....

...here's my favorite post workout protein drink,-courtesy of myoplex recipe guide....its called "dreamsicle" ..ingredients : 1 packet myoplex vanilla cream shake mix 4 ounces diet frozen juice concentrate 6 ounces water 7 ice cubes 1/2 cup youghurt (they recommend non fat) but i like the real thing 1 scoop vanilla protein powder such as Precision Protein. ... directions: Put all ingredients in the blender bowl- liquids 1st..... Blend on low for 15 seconds then increase speed for another 30 seconds(or till fully blended). ..this drink is one of a few they have out there...very creative and delicious

... .... that's good e-pimping right there... ....

...Shit !! .. you got a birthday ?? wtf !! .... .... happy birthday fool ... make sure you have a fun time... and dont forget to reflect on how much of a catastrophe your birth was......... we really didnt need you on this planet..... but since you are here, we got to deal with it !!! ... :party: ..... ..hope to meet you someday..... enjoy your birthday !!

....i hear you bro... but just like shit, it comes with the stench...cant have one without the other...you find a way to increase your protein intake, you better believe it will come with some weight gain.... protein intake does that to most... only way you may counter that will be with change to your workout program... either increase your workout time or add a day to your schedule.....protein conversion is kinda tricky.....i wish i could tell you for certain whats right, but talk to somebody(doc) about it, it might help... but at 6' 2" 190lbs...you seem to have a big frame to fill out..... i hate to say this, but you may have to increase your weight to have that muscular physique you may be looking for....

....its just surreal how a simple love/sex thread turns personal around here...too much pent up ego & e-cool factors running amok... relax everyone....its just a msgboard, doesnt work against your yearly review...

.... you know what, its not what people recommend(u could get a nutrionist for that), but what your body assimilates to.... everyone's metabolism is different... you could try a whole lot of supplements before you find something that suits you.... i know people who have had to endure product changes to get something that works..i dont know what you are aiming for...but for me, it was mainly weight gain.... myoplex (deluxe) worked great for me... only way you find out which one works for you isnt going to be easy...... (maintain a regular diet regiment with a particular supplement for atleast 3 months) and gauge the results.... switch and gauge ...(remember to give atleast 3-4 weeks of body assimilation in between..results could be skewed either way) ..oh, by the way, what are you gunning for ?....

...ahahahaha ...you mean like "the money shot?" a.k.a. the cumshot ?... i think fred is holding out on that one...look out for the tommy lee imitation series cumming at your local video store ! ... .....

.... ahahahahaha ... who's the groupie? ..... i bet she becomes a celebrity overnight !!..... lmao