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kaysersoze

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  1. i think you are right, they will get swept
  2. why weed them out.....if anything, they are the ones who know how to party... it would seem bland to have a preppy kind of atmosphere.. mix it up. p.s its likely the homies and 'white trash' cant stand your look either
  3. do you train too ?? is it a problem that i drink too... ??
  4. its nothing new that girls do this all the time....... matter of fact, guys dont act surprised if you found out your gf did this behind your back all "in good fun'..... there's a reason "girls nite out" phrase was coined
  5. damn...that was harsh.... but obviously you havent cruised the globe... there's more in life than your daily fed propaganda.... reach out and you might touch a pussy outta this world not everything comes in black or white.... imho..they looked more like Hershey kisses but i cant fault you..u r what u r... nothing wrong with that
  6. what she said...... GOOOOOOO REDSOX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. Congrats to the Marlins for their utter resilience in overcoming such great odds like kicking the Giants to the curb and manhandling the Cubbies in a fashion only reserved for tinseltown fairy tales Too bad,.. the world wanted a Cubbie vs Bosox series..(me included) Its just annoying to see such a lackluster team like the Marlins(whose fanz show up in such a bandwagon style) going to the WS while all around teams get the 'ol heave ho' ...just not fair. The WS series fever can be salvaged if the fucking money hungry, mercernaries a.k.a yankees can be shown the door This is one of the reasons the NFL has better ratings than MLB. Deep pockets decide who wins... GO REDSOX !!!!! Put fat ass 'Bambinos' legacy to sleep.
  8. fuck it... i give up so much for that
  9. lets try this one more time......
  10. No... not the porn star (you pervs) I'm talking about the hottie who acted opposite Bruce Willis in the 1994 hot steamy mystery/thriller "COLOR OF NIGHT". This girl is so friggin hot. Its such a shame that after that movie, she never really got anything substancial to boost her career She should have fired her agent..she should be 29 years of age. But what strikes me weird is the fact that the movie had everything showing...pussy, dick and it still missed or rather dodged the NC17 rating. The filmaker must have sucked somebodys dick over at the american movie raitings board That movie still gives one hell of a hard on ..actually you can rent the movie and enjoy it immensely without grossing out your gf. the link wont work....
  11. fuck the marlins they were not supposed to be in the WS !! Fox just got screwed in the ratings game !! This years WS was supposed to be a Red Sox..vs... Cubs all the best a baseball fan could hope for . i just hope the sox win game seven... Can anyone imagine a yankee vs marlins WS ??? who the fuck is gonna watch it??..talk about a ratings disaster i said my piece....and oh yeah..... FUCK the Yankees
  12. LMAO :laugh: rite about now...jerky..(yankee) fans must be shittin bricks... this game was supposed 2 be a formality..guess not !! Nommaaah broke out of his slump and they laid it on thick n hard... game seven cummin up.... you got Pedro to deal with... 'bout time we put the jerkies and the damn bambino curse to sleep... hope by this time tomorrow, the jerkies will be packing for the winter in the caymans
  13. all sox fanz were asking the same......looks like he heard the call loud and clear.....he came up big... get ready for game seven.... the sox are not gonna fold like a cheap suit..... GOOOOOO RED SOX !!!!! and oh yeah.... FUCK the yankees
  14. i better be on the fuckin list damnit !! i'm hot ....no ?... i'll lick u r pussies lady judges... i will..i promise i will i wanna win this thing ok....... i promise i will watch 'untill you' with u n ur friends...and will make popcorns all nite...... did i win ??
  15. i luv the sound of that....just spread 'em... i got my mints melting...its gonna be a cold/hot kinda stuff...better be ready
  16. kaysersoze

    Oh man...

    i hope that was a skit.... i love dogs....but thats where it ends... if a dog jumped on my prince albert....he better believe his ass is goin 2 sleep...OUCH !!!
  17. its all in the bones(articulation).... but also, just like bad habits, it can be learned..... just gotta let go and focus more on the beats more than the words..... i think that makes the biggest flaw in trying to learn some moves.... i learned merengue over at club foxes in jc awhile back..they used to hold lessons upstairs before the club got overrun by clubbers...and all other stuff... but my advice, hit up a club that caters to that kind of music and just roll up to some cutie showin her stuff and be modest n let her know u like it but u need a lil help... u wont be dissapointed...she'll make a puppet doll outta u. aand by the end of the nite...u'll be the envy of lots of people.... take it slow...latin music is a measured art... it comes to you eventually..good luck...
  18. kissing the eye is always a true plus... only if its done rite... no slobbering over her eyes... more like... subtle light kisses on the eyelids.... with hands cupped on the sides of her face n whisperin sw33t nothins... its like poetry... you cant xplain it, you just know you n her r in the zone..... its a precious feelin
  19. :laugh: i almost fell of my chair.... oh btw... less traffic southbound on the parkway on friday after 8pm... it shouldnt take that long and where the hell is my vip invite i need the hook up:mad:
  20. i love her too....but could you tell her to stop teasing she's giving me "hurtin' balls"
  21. sure he was... but whever or whatever city there's ........ figure it out
  22. Fuck mayor bloomberg..he already screwed up the city....why does he have to join the baseball fray to boost his numbers ??? just take a chill pill mayor... you are gonna get voted off jerkoff !!
  23. took me forever to peruse all those pages.....but...holy shit..!!! this thread is a winner ! hands down !! ecko,...i saw the kitty... oh boy !! i wanna lick it like a MoFo !! Good stuff people... you certainly outdid yourselves... BRAVO !!!!
  24. For the Yankee fans that thought that the massive "Don-ass-i'm-running-to-clock-Pedros'-ass-BUT-oh-shit-I-got-played-and-embarassed-on-national-tv" crowd,...it aint happening tonite..you live to gloat another day :laugh: Damn !! the damn yankees cant deal with a knuckle-ball pitcher !! :laugh: Memo To MLB ! You dont have to spend tons of cash to beat the Yankees... just acquire a knuckle ball pitcher coz those prima-donnas cant figure out a knuckle ball 'if it was sucking their weak nuts"
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