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quite the contrary really.....she's very cool with it. matter of fact, she's glad i cant get enough of her as to someones suggestion .... to try going down on her instead,..hmmmm thats a dangerous undertaking as it is. what if she had a knee-jerk reaction and kneed me right on the jaw can you imagine being knocked out cold under the blankie. and god forbid she had to call the paramedics...and some poor guy is trying to revive you and notices dried up pussy juice on your face. not a pleasant experience

what goes thru your mind when your significant other....a.k.a baby says..he/she isnt in the mood for some nookie session when you really want to scratch an itch.. ?? Do you fret ?... act nonchalant...? or do you do the inevitable by trying to find a responsive mate?? the "i got a headache" routine is kind of played out, what are your fav and ultimate decision maker to even out your needs ? mine.... i wait till she falls asleep, then i get the k-jelly and rub it all over my dick and slide it inside her and slowly and rythmically caress her soft spot..... its amazing the response i get all the time. sadly, i hate to say, the resulting sex is way much better than premeditated sex nothing like an impromptu sex in the middle of the night with half-eyed fuckers goin at it like they are trying to fulfill a qouta

:laugh: if a girl hasnt 'just' given birth, the loose pussy phenom is B.S looks like a classic case of a proud owner of a 'nube' trying to explain his "shortcummins" :laugh:

did i touch a raw nerve i heard on the grapevines.......that u r butt ugly...last time you looked out of the window, you got arrested for mooning is it true ?

who aint straight?.....me?? better xplain u r self son... this muthafukin shit is on son...!! sorry to blow u r spot...those olsen bitches are fucken ugly...tuff .. but tru..deal wid it then again, if you get hard for bitches like that coz they were on tv makes you a troll too "got troll?":idea:

meet up or a "meat-up" ?? i'll settle for the former... just make sure there are sum pussy galore ova there

the olsen twins are fugly.....matter of fact....they look like trolls

for someone who never contributed to the thread, u sure got a bunch to say

to whomever decided 2 move the balls thread......u need to get a life....(and a sense of humor while u at it).... it was a monumental thread,.... u could have unlocked the 'sticky' status and let it slide...and let the people decide if it was worth saving.... but then again...u could be ugly and miserable.... nothing anyone can do about that

126) u r tits feel like u r sisters'

1 of 5... hmmm.. i almost nailed the quiz....and i'm a guy no less... my trick to ace the quiz was the girls elbow.. just like trees, u can tell a girls age(approx) by checking out their elbows.... over time, girls collect more wrinkles on their elbows which in essence tells the tale.....but do it at u r own risk...it has served me well so far tho p.s..fucked up part is...i cant remember the girl that fucked my perfect score...i wont dare look at the quiz again

i wish i could find a six feet tall girl long legs do it for me .... nothing like a girl with long legs that can brush the back of your neck and slide all the way down to your toes

Its that time of the year again, when the 'yankee' family gets fired. so this poll is to decide who gets the axe ! cast u r vote and be heard !!

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u r prayers have been answered lady....have a great winter. anyone got game seven tickets you wanna unload??? i will take them off your hands at top (current) market prices.. anyone ? anyone? bueller ? bueller ?

priceless

CONGRATS TO THE MARLINS. YOU SHOWED THAT $40 MIL CAN WIN YOU A WS. AND THANKS TO THE MARLINS FOR KICKING THE 'YAMKEES' IN THE NUTS FOR US RED SOX FANS. ENJOY IT. NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO JUMP OFF THE BANDWAGON...IT WAS A GREAT RIDE

TIME TO RUB IT IN...... THE YAMKEES LOST !!!!!!!!!! IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD NO LESS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA:laugh: THE LOOK ON THE FANS FACES MADE UP FOR EVERYTHING. NOTE TO GEORGE STEINBRENNER: SPEND ANOTHER 50 MIL. YOU JUST MIGHT BUY IT....OOOPS, I MEANT WIN IT !

i got there a little after 11 p.m and the was no parking i ended up circling the area a couple of times till i found a spot at the construction site across the street. man! there's tons of traffic on that road. i was crossing the road at full gallop..i think i had to cross two roads to get there. the funny thing is, when i was running across the road, there was a dude hot on my heels trying to dodge traffic too...turns out it was a valet guy. i wish they had better/larger parking..but there's no real estate for that. and please insert a hip hop in the mix once in a while.... that techno stuff rattled my eardrums....they are still ringing:(

tell the cooties to break it up...party over !!

i learn something new everyday....... boy oh boy, i must have been doing it wrong...... i lick the whole crotch

just when u think she has hit rock bottom...............BAM !!!

i dont need motivation.... i want sex anytime i see a fine ass:moon:

why not just give her a gift certificate.... easier thataway