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I just wanted to post in this thread.

Here are some examples excerpted from "Not Quite What I Was Planning" from Smith magazine. After Harvard, had baby with crackhead. -- Robin Templeton 70 years, few tears, hairy ears. -- Bill Querengesser Watching quietly from every door frame. -- Nicole Resseguie Catholic school backfired. Sin is in! -- Nikki Beland Savior complex makes for many disappointments. -- Alanna Schubach Nobody cared, then they did. Why? -- Chuck Klosterman Some cross-eyed kid, forgotten then found. -- Diana Welch She said she was negative. Damn. -- Ryan McRae Born in the desert, still thirsty. -- Georgene Nunn A sake mom, not soccer mom. -- Shawna Hausman I asked. They answered. I wrote. -- Sebastian Junger No future, no past. Not lost. -- Matt Brensilver Extremely responsible, secretly longed for spontaneity. -- Sabra Jennings Joined Army. Came out. Got booted. -- Johan Baumeister Almost a victim of my family -- Chuck Sangster The psychic said I'd be richer. -- Elizabeth Bernstein Grumpy old soundman needs love, too. -- Lennie Rosengard Mom died, Dad screwed us over. -- Lesley Kysely Painful nerd kid, happy nerd adult. -- Linda Williamson Write about sex, learn about love. -- Martha Garvey Write yours...

Will the doctors be censured from prescribing treatments and brands that aren't approved by the corporation, or not reconcilable with their social policies (pro-life, socially conservative)?

Fucking zorb won't get here by next weekend! lksjhegf;oaihw9fh9h!!!!

I recommend not adding *any* applications. 1. It clutters up your profile. (Garrish slow-loading pages with glitter graphics, raining hearts, and "What type of potted plant are you?" surveys all over them was the reason I left MySpace) 2. Nearly all are written by 3rd parties. They do it because adding the application gives them license to your profile information (which includes access to your friends). You may not care that Spam Enterprises, Inc in the Cayman Islands knows where you live, what time you shower every morning, and how you feel about the Privacy Act of 1974, but maybe your friends don't want get deceptive recommendations to go see "Fantastic Four 2" that look like they came from you. There is even an app with which you can *literally* buy and sell your friends! Even says so in the tagline. Either they are being ballsily ironical, or they're just not even trying anymore. 3. You may have noticed from the 50 different kinds of wall, poke, and gift, and altogether purposeless widgits that appeal to your vanity and greed, that they are in competition with each other for market share. This leads to devious practices like spamming your friends with invitations of which you may not have been fully aware. 4. Virtual gifts?! You have GOT to be kidding me.

If you're going to bring CP back, *you* should be starting the flame wars, not us.

Oh. OK

What's not to know? Jew: Big nose, self-loathing, cheap, last-picked in gym class. (Besides, we've met, remember?)

Haha! First result for search on "fred wilson" is some fat chick called Natalie.

Fuck you Jew-bag!

Well obviously everyone she banged voted her #1.

Nope. Effed off to China. It's easy for you girls, if you let us do all the work you can have both hands free. Even with her on top I'd end up committing at least one thumb to the arrangement.Is there any particular position you recommend that makes posting easier?

Was heavily girlfriended. (Also Facebookified to Kingdom come)

Who me?

I just wanted to post in this thread.

That sloppy interface and the whole link-redirection thing finally got to me.

Deathguild already got that covered lmtlqBYI4kg We hope to bring a slightly modified version to PillowFightNYC next month. Zormo is still only in the works. (Need a second zorb) (Sorry to hear about cousin Joe)

I'm so addicted, that when I refresh and there are no new feed items since the 5 minutes ago that I checked last I actually get angry at my friends that they aren't interesting enough!

"Zormo" (Zorbs + Sumo = Zormo) Requirements: level grassy or smooth area approx. 40 ft wide Marker e.g. plastic cone 2 zorbs of equal size 2 challengers 2 impartial referees Gameplay The 2 challengers in zorbs begin an equal distance on opposing sides of the center marker. 1 referee signals the start of the bout. The challengers roll towards the center marker, collide and rebound. The player who reaches the shortest maximum distance (as measured by the referees) from the center marker after the the collision is the victor.

What's the opposite of Kosher? Made by Nazis?

Who still goes out clubbin'? I know I haven't been to a mega club in like 6 months. Now the only excitement I find is at underground events like SantaCon and Oh and house parties. Speaking of which who wants to crash a boring house party on the UES tonight?

What's with the threadsurrection?

1. Go out during the week (when clubland is not flooded with outland goons) 2. Find under-the-radar events. If it's on a poster on 27th Street, or someone you don't know told you about it, don't go (unless it's free). 3. Build relationships with people in the "scene" and business. (This will take time and effort). Online is a good place to start this. Keep in mind that since you don't have big tits you have to demonstrate that you can and will contribute something to the world. 4. Do the legwork. "Hey let's go clubbin'" is less compelling than "Wanna go to Taste the Jam's Christmas party at Glass tonight (287 10th Av.)? No cover, Latin funk house music." 5. Keep pestering your friends to go out, even if they never take you up. When you develop a reputation amongst them as the party guy they will start coming to you with stuff.

http://www.loldjs.com/ Hahahahahahahaha. e.g.: