This seems to be the consensus. I just hoped there'd be *someone* out there with a different perspective. Someone who I could send my dong to and she'd appreciate it.I guess I'll have to go with plan B now. I'll carry 2-by-3s in my wallet and whenever gushing parents whip out the baby pictures at any and every opportunity, I'll be like "Here's a picture of *my* baby... No, you can keep that."