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  1. likmylipz ur nasty
  2. Puhhhhhhleaze.. everyone knows all the wannabe gansters hang out at the Dutch Quad @ Albany. That place is mini Harlem
  3. tubby

    First time...Sex

    What ur gonna get in ur stocking is a a hospital bill from ur last bf for his STD checkup
  4. sexxybabyD shaves her ass and stomach with a Turbo Mach 3 razor.
  5. sorry.. ... my mom doesn't look like a beat up butcher who just finished goin 10 rounds with Mike Tyson
  6. tubby

    First time...Sex

    buy new batteries.. The ones in ur vibrator are low on juice
  7. tubby

    First time...Sex

    tranzwhore knows this best. She's been physically abused by so many men she switched to Electronics. Batteries not included hu Tranzwhore?
  8. ask somebitch/linabina or sexxybabyD. The 3 of them have this status for quite some time now. They have to calculate the # of ppl they slept with using complicated formulas on a scientific calculator
  9. Normal girls are a dying breed nowadays cuz I sure as hell haven't met any. A hoe is a girl who'd want to f*ck the livin shit outta me before/after the 1st date. Seems like no one wants to wait. F*ckin Vultures!
  10. ur ugly, mad busted, ur bf's a hoe and u dont wanna know. Ur a cocklubber. U don't even know the meaning of a bf. I bet u got zits all over ur bruised up face with scabs and WW2 wounds all over ur pudgee angular deformed body. F*ckin nasty SHe THING.
  11. I'mma stoppin by the Dutch Quad with my boys to do a driveby on ur dorm and ur friends... So u betta watch out G. Word up. YO YO yo YO
  12. LMAO... brute dike that loves birthday cake.. HAHAHAHA... AHAHAHAHA.. U got it right on the $ though notallthere444. She's an attention seekin whore just like the rest of em...
  13. that's the treatment she receives from all her bf's who don't even get a chance to know her name. Tranzwhore gets abused on a daily basis by everyone. Tranzwhore ur a low life scum and so are the type of guys u go for.
  14. moron.. I really have a 13 incher with a remote control.. Very old from Radio shack.. Heh.. shows how much u know
  15. my girl likes to run her fingers through my fine coarse ungel'd hair. What happend with u.. Had a receeding hairline so u shaved it off and topped it off with a hat.. or did u really went bald? I suggest a hair transplant or a wig
  16. tubby

    ever wanna bang...

    u need to take some Karate lessons so u have the ballz to protect ur woman when u go out with her.
  17. tubby

    ever wanna bang...

    Iamme, ur a wuss.. Ur worse than a girl cuz a girl would at least fight if she got talked back to. U on the other hand would get bitch slapped around and go home cryin to ur mommy. I'm not surprised u got no friends outside CP. I dont think there's any help for u
  18. if ur so good with closure and dealin with stress, what happend to all ur hair kojak?
  19. I rather be in love with my hand than a banged up toothless cunt like yourself. Post a pic of yourself with all the black eyes u received from all ur lovers.
  20. somebitch thinks everything in life is an ass gettin contest. She's a rubber gum buck tooth cocksmoker with bad breathe who sleeps with everyone.. EASY and CHEAP. So somebitch, tell us all how many ppl u slept with? *gives u a calculator*
  21. The ugliest and and still one of the biggest girls on CP is no other than the monstrous, hairy-legged Linabina.. She's a cum guzzlin blob queen who wears size 12 dresses and action figure 4000 pushup bras. + she smells like ass funk
  22. tubby

    Gay Moderators

    Don't get me wrong.. I think she's HOT but a bit obsessive compulsive... Southern girls *sigh*
  23. tubby

    Gay Moderators

    he was kinda right.. She does have 2 much makeup on
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