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Because I used to get paid by ABC for an extended period of time. I have a professional eye when it comes to things like this.

She looks: a) Overweight Medusa-like face. c) Bra giving off that large cleavage.

PM Videoman to be in his "Bunion Boys of Brooklyn" foot series.

No, you wanna know what? The "club atmosphere" is going to be about 15 of your friends who will down a breezer and try to act bi-sexual or freeky by innocently kissing eachother back and forth to try and get attention, while the line of guys keeps growing around the block. If you really wanna get into the lez scene why dont you waddle your stumpy hamhock's down to Ginger's where you can meet a close cropped mullet sporting feminist named Jo.

*News Flash* There are lesbian bars for lesbians who want to meet other lesbians. ...oh and you look like a little piggy impaled on a rost in your signature picture...

ehh so-so...The bra gives off the more "rounded and perky" look when infact those cans are in the early stages of saddle baggage. Ladies stop posting childish cleavage and lets get some areolas going on.

You nerds are going ballistic over a clothed picture of some decent clevage....holy hell

They only snip the tip in the USA. Lorenzo recently treated himself to a nice 2 week vacation in Naples and many women said that a cut dong looked mutliated.

Thank god Shauna and I had little girls, we have discussed this topic many a time however in our Miami condo. So far more guys are commenting then ladies..typical.

Just to show you what airbrushing and lighting can do. In the first "real" picture this thing looks like a tree climbing elven woodland creature, and the second "done up" pic looks like a prettier elf.

Speaking of udders....try staring at Linabina for more than 15 seconds without blinking. It is a more disturbing image than Tom Green sucking some non-homogonized goodness out of ole' Betsy.

Beauty in my box beacuse I am a lavish connoisseur of fine female beauty. I have a keen eye for whats hot and whats not. As far as hair care...it is essential for anyone with lengthy hair to take care of it properly. Do not mistake me for a loose wristed skin flute player. Ill gladly rock out with my cock out in Hef's gratto with Tommy Lee once a few blondies come to party.

Nothing like mounting my custom chopper, wind blowing through my perfectly conditioned and styled hair, and humming to myself "Girls Girls Girls". All you new age kids with the seizure causing strobe lights, and the same mundane beat bumping over and over again...thats not music, I could get a few Australian Koalas to backflip over a electric keyboard and drop a few dingleberries on the keys and get the same quality sound as what is playing in your nightclubs.

I can see how someone as yourself would be inclined on spending numerous hours in the gym to try and take away as much attention from that Aztec Tribal war mask you call a face. Your eyebrows are boarderline Boy George, and all that Lemon Tree haircut does for you is accentuate that gargantuan pineapple of a head. Try using some vaseline or carmex for those cock chapped lips of yours...looks like you just tounged down Bea Arthur at the Cabanna Lounge & Grill. Also try not to breathe out when posing in a picture because your already warthog sized nose becomes so bulbous it screams "look at me!". Last but not least , when posing for a picture try to wear something other than a cheap J Crew cut off and whatever you do, dont stand behind great grandma's hand made taiwaneese curtains. Lorenzo's Hot or Not Scale |--1--2-You-3--4--5--6--7--8--9--10|

I am placing a call to the ASPCA to arrest you for bestiality. I do believe that in the USA, especially California it is illegal to have intercourse with a full grown cow.

I'm sorry kiddo, but who is Tony Draper? A badass harley riding, ass kicking renegade such as myself only listens to White Snake, Poison and Motley.

Dont worry, you are not the first to complain about Farthammer going "raw".

You should have known that the bangbus boys dont use condoms...

Darrell, I dont want your girl. A man of my A-List nature and looks uses your pride and joy as a cum rag. I still laugh at your fashion sense. Oakleys are not dress up sunglasses you pig nosed warthog. Are you some Miami hustler named Rocco? Nobody in their right mind would "pop" their collar outside a jacket, especially not to a formal event. Did you ever hear of a tie? Why dont you strap those little tree trunk legs onto a treadmill, get some crest white strips, and try getting your girl to shave her head and try tosuck off Queer Eye Carson Cressley in hopes of getting fashion tips

It is funny to observe the unbalanced look scale in this sad relationship. On the left you have a fat faced chicklet sized gap tooth sporting gibbon who wears oakleys to a wedding with his collar out of his jacket. On the right you have a prime example of whats in season this fall/winter in regards to relationships. Whats "HOT" now is the ugly sensitive caring guy who will be at her side 24/7 and wear whatever collar she see's fit. The muscular , long hair, harley riding rebel ...oh wait thats me...is not in season right now, such a shame.

I hope thats not a Von Dutch hat.

Yet you took down your horrid medusa like picture and replaced it with something "seXxxy". Thanks for taking my advice you boar nosed pig in a wig, now you can resume trying to be a Message Board Hottie without the visuals. - This has been another Lorenzo moment

Candy: reading your posts is like a double edge sword. I slowly start to get excited and into what you say...only to loose all blood flow to both heads and lunch after scrolling down to your signature to get see that a pig in a wig wrote them.

Seriously, you are not Italian or of any exotic island ethnicity so you cannot tan correctly. You squeeze all 5"0 of your stout little frame into a booth for 10 minuets and come out looking like a tampon on day 6. But hey, keep doing it...we all here at HOT or NOT are getting good laughs. -Lorenzo

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