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What ever happened to exchanging money for what you want? It seems easier and makes more sense then group sex, suckin dick, stealing...

or the "I don't give a fuck who is watching me because the DJ is killin it" dance (my personal fav). Usually will take place in the circle in the middle of the floor at about 2am. WHAT!!!

I def remember Disco 2000... I was @ LL pretty much every Saturday night. Gonzo was untouchable. When he got on the decks, you knew it...

No, I don't promote for another club. But I used to live in the Limelight back in the day. It's sad to see what happened to that place after Gatian and Alig left

put down the drugs and please check yourself into a rehab clinic. You need help

Gonzo, X-Dream, The Dever, Tommy Tunes, Gonzo, Gonzo and Gonzo

it can't be good if it gets air time on 103.5. That station is a joke

don't go. It's the worst club in NYC. I was talking to a friend about Avalon last week (after BBB)... I think that Avalon draws people that have no business being in a club. You would think that BBB would draw a sick crowd, right? WRONG. It's the "Asian Invasion" in that place. They are all very rude. They think that they are the only ones in there. They knock into you, are sloppy and always have that "where the hell am I" look on there faces. In summary, it's a sad place. They let people in who would never be let into any other club in NYC. I am serious when I say that Avalon should be closed forever and let the Limelight RIP. but judge for yourself if you dare to go. I promise you a horrible night and you will be pissed all day on Sunday for having wasted your time and $ in that dump. FUCK AVALON WITH A STICK

noted. I went last weekend to see BBB. $30 to get in with no list. BBB is a pretty big name DJ, no? Well the place was empty and his set was horrible. Trust me bro, don't waste your time or $$. I love the music as well. But I also love to look across the dancefloor and see a sea of people feeling the music. Avalon has gone down the shitter.

for the love of God, please do not waste your time or money at this place! It is one of if not the worst club in the city!!

yuk yuk yuk... that was so good I forgot to laugh

It's Michael Jackson's "dream team"

damn it.. i dunno, i think it's a good one

just checkin because so many threads on here get

it's all pink on the inside. pussy is pussy is pussy

guys guys... my joke. what did ya think?

good man. everyone needs that once in a while. but try not to let it become a habit lol

the hitler one was good. the angry one was not good. and the readers one was horrible. not even close to being funny dude...

just waitin to get the hell outta work kid. plans for the weekend?

On a transatlantic flight, the plane hits some turbulence and begins to shake violently. A few minutes later, the plane starts to go down. All of the passengers are screaming for their lives, cell phones are being used to call loved ones, sheer terror comes over all of the passengers. Just then, a beautiful woman stands up and says," Before I die, I need someone on this plane to make me feel like a woman!!" The passengers are shocked! How can this crazy bitch be thinking about sex minutes before her death?? She looks around the plane and no one says a word. They all just sit and stare at her with disbelief. As she looks to the back of the plane, a man stands up. This man is tall, dark, well-built, very handsome, and wearing a very expensive suit. He begins to slowly walk toward the woman while staring deeply into her eyes. As he approaches her, he begins to unbutton his shirt. When he gets to where she is standing, he hands her his shirt and says, "here, iron this."

On a transatlantic flight, the plane hits some turbulence and begins to shake violently. A few minutes later, the plane starts to go down. All of the passengers are screaming for their lives, cell phones are being used to call loved ones, sheer terror comes over all of the passengers. Just then, a beautiful woman stands up and says," Before I die, I need someone on this plane to make me feel like a woman!!" The passengers are shocked! How can this crazy bitch be thinking about sex minutes before her death?? She looks around the plane and no one says a word. They all just sit and stare at her with disbelief. As she looks to the back of the plane, a man stands up. This man is tall, dark, well-built, very handsome, and wearing a very expensive suit. He begins to slowly walk toward the woman while staring deeply into her eyes. As he approaches her, he begins to unbutton his shirt. When he gets to where she is standing, he hands her his shirt and says, "here, iron this."

donkey punch... makes em cum hard every time...