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I have a schlong...

It's on Bitches ! BTW, FUNK, can I borrow your red jacket?

Famous or infamous? Maybe both. One thing’s for sure. You have secured yourself a spot in history. “The Post heard around the world†LOL

+1... Makes the week more tolerable

God save the Queen the fascist regime, they made you a moron a potential H-bomb. God save the Queen she ain't no human being. There is no future in England's dreaming Don't be told what you want Don't be told what you need. There's no future there's no future there's no future for you God save the Queen we mean it man we love our queen God saves God save the Queen 'cos tourists are money and our figurehead is not what she seems Oh God save history God save your mad parade Oh Lord God have mercy all crimes are paid. When there's no future how can there be sin we're the flowers in the dustbin we're the poison in your human machine we're the future you're future God save the Queen we mean it man we love our queen God saves God save the Queen we mean it man there is no future in England's dreaming No future no future for you no fufure for me Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sex... (1977)

It didn't do anything for me. BTW, what law enforcement office are you working out of? How's the weather over there?

I’m addicted to vagina. There is no known cure.

Thursday..... Crobar?

I'm going to go pick a fight

I predict Funk will drink Johnny Walker

9 AM - ???? More like After, After Hours

wtf? That's some Blair Witch sh!t right there..

Oh well, can you still go to Blue? Or are you banned from that?

Apparently, the Canadians don’t have the 5 amendment rights we have.

Clearly, you need to start dating latin women.

FO SHO!

Don't ask... Don't tell!