computerjockey

nothing there - best way to reach me is myspace http://www.myspace.com/cjmikey

dude you are a brick wall (however i would have to give credit to the wall for having a higher IQ) - ok name some A-list celebrities in the night life and i'll do the same - we'll even make a poll about it. we'll then compare who gets paid, etc etc, and then we'll figure out what the ratio is in the group of "men who wear make-up"

thanks - however i don't think straight-type venues would dish all the money out to her for her to show up if she didn't cause the same commotion... i know this is gonna be hard for most of you guys to stomach but the guys that are attracted to trannies are mainly straight - i didn't know this until this past year when i started hanging out with trannies and thus got to know the guys who are into them - these guys usually hook up with born-females but sometimes go for trannies - if they weren't straight they'd be hooking up with men who look like men - you can dispute this all you want but it's the truth - i have no reason to BS on this subject

wrong again (i know, sorry, to keep repeating myself but you're proving yourself wrong over and over) - there are TONS of cool str8 people i know and hang out with at night - it's just simple minded people tend to only stare at the guys in make-up and don't notice 90% of the people around them aren't wearing any...

sorry charlie, wrong again - just last week at lotus i was at the bar and this guy goes to his girlfriend "oh my God, did you see richie rich is in the other room???" - he was quite excited about it (it's not that hard to tell the difference between excitement and someone who's grossed out) - i'm sorry if you're having a problem people don't care one way or the other if you're there while there are other people who are considered "A-list celebrities" in the night life

that's totally fine - i've taken out my straight neighbors before and they keep wanting me to take them back (to cain)....

post pics from what? doing doors and hosting? go ask the security guards at element - they call me "the party guy" - ask them who did the doors for bank, on saturdays, for the 1st few months... you can then also ask them who did the doors for GBH for their loaded party on fridays the 1st few times it was open. i can also give you the name of jose da hopper (he actually posts on here sometimes) and you can ask him if he's ever hired me to host the No-Pop parites... it's virtually impossible to take pics and do the door at the same time i can also let you get in contact with this guy omar - he manages quite a few dj's (he actually managed my best friend from FL when chris moved up here in '95) - he's convinced he can easily get me a book deal... as for flawless mother sabrina (aka jack) she's 67 and isn't online - she wanted to introduce me to the curator of the smithsonian, along with the "most powerful curator in town"... the smithsonian is doing a piece on her and she wanted me to be a part of it

you refer to drag queens as "she" when they're in drag

whatever dude - i know the hosts at marquee too and, GUESS WHAT, they're guys that wear make-up... you're bitching is nothing short of a total loser who can't do anything more but whine

you are sooo clueless dude... you can call people like amanda lepore "freaks", and even tho, as i said before, no one was even there last night, there are endless amounts of people who adore amanda (it's amazing to sit by her and have these people come up to her telling her they've been dying to meet her) and she's quite world famous - you, however, on the other hand probably blended in quite well with the wall paper last nite seeing, i'm sure, no one even noticed you - while amanda is a living legend, someone who'll be remembered long after she's gone, you aren't even remembered 5 mintues after you leave much less the moment you're there... hmmm... another thing - i was hanging out in the straight section when amanda came by and the people there, as usual, were VERY into her and very excited they were talking to her. there have been a few times at clubs i have been away from the table only to hear some straight guy tell his girlfriend "did you see amanda lepore (or richie rich) is in the club???" - they get very excited by it and if you think your words mean dick think again

dude - i think u might be fun 2 take out - don't worry - we can find a str8 nite to go out 2

my life isn't measured by financial success - it's measured in making people happy and right now i'm wealthier then i've ever been... you might not understand this but i'm trying to take as many pictures as possible before i can't do so anymore - the book deal and the smithsonian will come in time - i'm hardly worried about that

yeah i have but get a clue - tell you what ghhhhost - you come out with me some night - watch how all these people react to these pics and come back here and report what you saw to this lame board - and don't worry - they're not all drag queens - a lot of them are total beau models (girls AND guys....)

hmm odd - that's what i hear most wall flowers say when no one notices them at all nor cares one way or the other if they're at the club

funny - somehow i was doing doors and guestlists w/in the 1st month of going out (for 2 different club entities (larry tee and gbh), i then was paid to host parties and then i started taking pics... hmmm guess that's nothing... at least nothing you'd know about you people can make all the cracks you want but i have a HUGE number of the coolest people in NYC thinking these pics are the greatest thing - as long a i have their gratitude your snide comments don't mean shit

well... i have a couple of people trying to get me a book deal but i haven't even had the time to do so - all it'll take is me sitting down w/them outside the club arena - obvioulsy some people aren't into this stuff but there's a HUGE segment of the rest of the world that finds this stuff highly entertaining - it'll make one hell of a coffee book that's for sure... as for the smithsonian - someone who's doing an exhibit there wanted me to be part of it but i have yet to get the chance to hook up with that person again...

this is too funny - i am almost 90% sure you're having a conversation with yourself here - i mean what other moron, besides yourself, would actually quote you in their sig???

cain sucked last nite - noone was there - you can tell those people who were laughing that while they were paying their whatever bar tab they had to fess up for in order to sit down at that table that cain gave about 15 bottles of free grey goose to that table they were laughing at (also they paid about 1/2 of them $$$ just to show up) - see who's laughing then....

i<3rayray however i'm kinda blurred on what he looks like...

simple - you see them post about 5x's a day but somehow they only have about 500 postings over the past 3 or 4 years... also all the "ID's" tend to be online at the same time spouting the same negative crap.. gee - hmmm... so far i can peg one person who has about 3 ID's... one of his ID's is a "lawyer with a model girlfriend" - can we say "BULLSHIT"?

yeah that's peppermint gummybear... super nice - nice enough to buy me a drink last time i saw her @ XES (btw, gay kareoki (sp?) is HOT!!! i usually hate it by her show at XES on monday's at 10pm is fun fun fun - i wanna have a few drinks and sing the smith's "there is a light that never goes out" seeing me and my girlfriend used to sing it to each other x'n at this club we used to go to in highschool (einstein-a-go-go))

that's the cool thing about the pics... people in other parts of the world look at 'em to see what's going on in the NYC nitelife. if you know anything about this part of the NYC scene you'd realize i'm taking pics of people who are either legends already or legends in the making... i mean for example: richie rich, amanda lepore, astro - all these peeps i heard about in the late 80's and early 90's in FL before i moved here... i have friends who either go out of town or move away who check the pages regularly to feel like they're at home... people, though, who are on the "outs" with their "other" check the page to see what that other is up to... i have a few peeps who have used their photo-op to send their ex a 'message'.... btw, which cameron? the model or the drag queen? i'll probably see both of them 2nite and would be happy to say "hi" for ya but don't know which one you're referring to or who you are...

when u become a HUGE berlin porn star who's hot as shit and gets paid to f*ck then i'll take a picture of your pubes....

no the problem w/getting paid is the clubs have been getting this for free for about a year (why buy the cow when you get the milk for free???) - it's just a bit aggrivating but at least i have the entire club population (that i go out in) telling me how much they love the pics which is the best payment possible (besides the kind of payment that would keep me from being evicted)... it's jut a bit annoying clubs won't even admit this is the best PR they've ever seen.... besides - i have a fine attitude at night (one of the nicest guys around) - it's when i come on this board and read bullshit from people (who as time goes by i'm more convinced is the same friggin person) that i get pissed and cop a'tude....

i told the owner to kiss my ass pretty much - thing is he's a really nice guy and was only 1 of 2 guys i "digged"