computerjockey

hardly was i the 1st but i am the "fattest cat" around by far mr

um go to my myspace page - if you still can't figure it out then here's a hint: go out to a club i'm at, let me take a picture of you, when i tell you it's going to be online the next day tell me the next time i see you what was the 1st thing you did when you signed online that next day and also lemme know if you didn't get the biggest kick out of it... if you can honestly tell me it's NOT the best pic of you you've seen in a long long time then, oh well - at least i can be happy off of everyone else's enthusiam. another hint: next mag, one of the weekly fag mags in NYC, had the "what's next in 2007" issue a few weeks ago - one article said "club photographers are the new DJ's" - if you can't figure out who made club photography so hot, or who the 'hottest' club photographer is in this town (or in the world), then stay on this board cause ur hopeless trust me - i don't have an ego issue, far from it, but these pics have taken on a life of their own so if i sound all pompous come get to know me - i might come across one way online but i'm hardly asshole-ish (w/out good reason) in person

totally fuckin amazin - abrooksbro can read people....

yeah, right dude ("i just happen to be online AGAIN for so&so reason") - the more you say the more full of shit come to be..... actually what i have done in just one year is very impressive especially seeing i never set out to do anything like what i've accomplished. so i'm 50 now, huh? first it's 40, then 45 and now 50. you're showing major signs of weakness mr - keep on grasping at those straws because, although never a sound one to begin with, your arguments are falling completely apart.

no dude - look for the table where there are people who get PAID to be at the club - i'll be sitting down drinking some vodka and cranberry - come by and i'll pour you a drink 4sure then again - i kinda doubt you'll even be able to make it in the club... but if you do it's the only table by the bar. but if you get the urge to throw a drink in a guy's face that's wearing make-up ask the club which people get paid to be there - they'll point out guys who wear a lot more make-up then me and if you can't see how lame that makes you for saying/writing the term "make-up on a guy" about 1,000 times then you're hopeless

dude once again i have come on club planet and the moment i write something you write something back - this again proves you have NOTHING better to do then sit here trolling this board all day long - you r a LOSER dude - get a life! and yeah i keep saying that ("You're a loser") because you keep doing shit that proves it true. name dropper? that's because i fuckin know everyone dude... last time i went out i ended up having a champagne breakfast with a bonafide movie star (he's in the x-men movies)... however i hardly have to come up with bullshite lies and say crap like "my girlfriend is a model" - dude yeah, right - i'm soooo sure a nerd like you is even cute much less capable of getting a girlfriend much less a model

get real - u have no idea how "cool" i am and i hardly have to explain shite to someone who trolls a board for a town she doesn't even live in. the only thing i can suggest to you is to stay busy dishing out $150 for an overpriced bottle and to drink up because with lame lines like this you, and those around you, are gonna have to be drunk in order to have a good time ha! my opinion of music - if you only knew what line you just fed me.... i know quite a bit about electronic music and if you wanna think otherwise go ahead - you obviously haven't met me nor talked to any DJ that ever has btw, i might not be "cool" but my friends sure the fuck are...

"cunt" you smell you tired fish - you need to realize in order to be witty you actually need a line that makes sense (and throwing the word "fag" into an insult doesn't automatically means it makes any sense (except to point out you're a total retard)) - i suggest you go back from whatever crack you crawled out of (i'm thinking that crack is NJ) maybe you're trying to say something about what makes up the gay scene in NYC? if you were a NY'er you'd realize gay people contribute a hell of a lot to this city in endless ways and if you think small minded people like you can have a 1/100th of the influence the gay culture has had on NYC then you might as well stay in the GOP states....

take a roophie instead - you'll get more out of being blacked out

dude - the more you write the more you express yourself as nothing but a LOSER - you need a life and from what you've written before the only life you have worth living is when you have a bottle in your hand

i dig u ms. queen - sorry - i guess i should be more exact: "NYC does not have a REAL music scene with NEW music" (and i'm sorry, old music is TIRED) - and yeah mr black ain't all that sometimes if the right DJ isn't there and yeah i become highly aggressive when talking music so sorry for handing that crap out to you

dude u r sad oh yeah - anyone who has to drop the line "and she's a model" when referring to their "girlfriend" is obviously a la la la loser who's full of shit(e)

you've got to be kidding me with this statement - NYC having a real music scene??? - this is coming from someone who hasn't even gone out in years (as far as i can tell from what you've told me)... Maybe it had one when disco was around but even in the late 80's/early 90's we all knew in Florida NYC was more interested in dressing up and being cool then letting it go to good music. If your idea of a 'real music scene' is either hearing madonna or trance/tribal/deep house then, yeah, it has one... however if you're looking for the latest in electronic music then it does not - sorry but find me a place where they're playing electro and not some lame dj's bips-n-bleeps. if you do find me a place playing electro let's see what happens, as in if they care at all, when you switch it to madonna or mariah carey.... btw, how does what i say not have an ounce of credibility??? I kinda know the difference between a real one and one that doesn't exist seeing I've actually got to experience not one but two real music scenes w/each one lasting about 5 years each. I don't want to pick a fight with you but you've given me the "not one ounce" crap w/out backing up what you're saying - live up to your name and back it up ms. queen because w/out doing so you need to step down off your throne when it comes to this discussion... if i'm willing to risk and lose a friendship with the best NYC DJ, one i've known since jr high, over the importance of music then i'm hardly gonna back down and "calm down" when fed shite statements like this.... i realize you're pinpointing the 'never' statement but seeing most of these kids weren't born when disco was around, and maybe that's when you're referring to, then i can safely say "NYC has never had a real music scene" and be 100% factual about it. odd thing is - i bet you those who disagree with me haven't even been outside the realm of the NYC scene and thus, w/out being able to contrast and compare, can't say for sure if it's real or not. and of course everyone is dying to visit NYC - it's the best fuckin city in the world but that doesn't automatically mean it gives a fuck about new music.... and london - no, if you talk to people from london they'll say it's better than NYC but definitely not the best... one thing i do know is music and i do know NYC is more interested in selling you a table then giving you the latest & best the world has to offer in electronic music. one note tho - if you do want to hear a emerging music scene visit mr black when sammy jo is spinning (make sure he's not having some guest DJ because he tends to give the whole night to them) - it's just a sad fact i had to go get myself banned from the only place that even remotely resembles something of a real emerging music scene. if you do go tell connie, the door girl, McMike says 'hi'. it won't help you get in any quicker but do me the fave and say 'hi' for me....

not at all - i consider Simon's in GAINESVILLE a real music scene because when Mixmag (the main DJ bible mag back then) asked the top 100 int'l DJ's in 1994 as to the best place to spin in the WORLD, 54 picked Simon's. Think about it - if over 1/2 of the top DJ's in the world picked just one club as the best place to spin then I hardly need to say anything more to convey it's a fact jack. i would still spout this fact if the majority had been like "19" or something but it was over 1/2 - obviously "just because i hung out there" isn't the reason i think it had a real music scene but i can assure you me hanging out there, along with all my friends, made that floor go off like nothing else and made it the music scene it was - we were a very hard crowd to please but when you did please us we gave you something i have yet to see again in any other club - we made the music go off in such a way that it was nothing short of a spiritual movement. btw, you could also ask the people who drove from Miami, Tallahassee, Tampa, Orlando and Jacksvonville every weekend to come to Simon's if that's how they felt too or you could go find ANY dj that was on the int'l music scene back then about Simon's - you'll hear the same exact thing i'm telling you now. if both Sasha and Paul van Dyk picked Simon's to be the first place they spun at their 1st time in america then the club obviously had a HUGE rep on the world music scene - Sasha even came back the very next weekend because he digged it so much. and guess what.... they had no VIP, they didn't sell bottles, there were no hosts, no promoters yet Simon made all the money in the world he could want because his only care was bringing the music to the masses and every DJ had nothing but utter respect and admiration for this because of his love for music. funny thing was there were no "tables" at all - you just didn't sit down in that club AT ALL... what makes it so funny is this club wasn't in a big city like new york, london or berlin - it's this little small hicksville town that housed the university of FL (go GATORS!!!!)

make sense much? God forbid I thought you were talking about NYC too seeing you're posting here (then again 1/2 the people who post here don't live in NYC so i should have known better)... VIP is NOT brilliant and the people who think it is make up the reason as to why there's little hope for a real music scene here. "Pretty smart" - geez get a clue - or better yet stay in Miami or at least on that board. btw, your words only covey 2 things when you speak about how "brilliant" VIP is: 1) you've never been in a real music scene (sorry, Miami does not have one) 2) you're not VIP and the only way you'll ever come close to it is by dishing out $150 for a bottle so you can feel like one Of course clubs need to make money so they can survive but that's hardly the issue here. The issue is NYC not having a real music scene. If the scene wasn't so hell bent on who is VIP and who's cooler then whoever else then maybe we might start caring about what the fuck the DJ is playing. But for now while everyone is playing the "I'm cooler then you" game, and clubs feed into that by selling tables so people can pretend they're "cool", then there's not much hope. You can say whatever you want but go to a city where music matters and ask them about the music scene in NYC - you'll get the same exact response I just gave you.

i personally feel it was trimspa that killed her....

you're telling me that from the past week i've seen you post at least 20 times each time i've come on here yet somehow you've only posted 600 items in 4 years... dude you are an idiot if you can't see how easy that is to see through and you're an even bigger loser w/having more then one ID - i would imagine you're such a loser that you post crap referring to your other posts saying how right you (or "they" as you would like us to believe) are.... dude do the math - i have only come back here recentely and didn't post for a good 8 months at all and you're telling me some guy who posts and trolls this board every chance he gets posted less then me.... and you're a lawyer??? i feel bad for the peeps who get you to argue their case

nope - i went on this board at 8pm the other night and posted and you wrote right back... another thing - it is mathematically impossible for you to post less then i do... i guess you're one of those people who have more then one ID's... hmmm maybe this is why you refuse to post your pic and that other moron refuses to do the same... thanks - mystery solved mr

you've got to be kidding me. you think you're 1/10th as hot as the berlin porn star i hung out with last night??? the one who remembered where and when we met and who wanted to get a pic with me? if you think you're as hot as some HOT AS SHITE porn star then think again. i'm hardly at a need for material to jack-off to seeing i get laid more now then ever. i just thought seeing your pics would give me a good laugh.

you people need better shite to bitch about

then please explain how is it you're always on this board and post as soon as i post - i mean EVERY time i have gone on here you're on here posting crap....

yeah i will say this over and over again- you are the BIGGEST loser i have ever come into contact with - the fact that no matter what time i go on this board and post you post crap back in 2 seconds - this spells out "U HAVE NO LIFE" - or in terms i, and many others, have repeated over and over "U R A LOSER"

God dude - keep it up - 1st i was 40 and now i'm 45 - one thing you'll realize as you get older that the older you get the better getting older is... you don't know too many older people in the scene, do you? if you did you'd realize they're the coolest ones around and for the 105th time, i stopped going out when i was 24 and have only been going out for this past year - hmmm... i guess though i should have filled in all the people that are my age or older last night (which would be about 40%) that they're losers too?

Nope...and I NEVER get laid either

dude you have so many issues with this make-up thing - EVERY single post you refer to me in you say "make-up this, make-up that" - geez man - you honestly don't have a life much less any friends, right? as for not being "important" - get a clue man - that's why these club collages are the biggest thing in my scene right now - that's why i have 14,000 myspace hits, 1,200 myspace friends and get over 1,000 views on my other web page every day.... you know you and that other dip shite should just keep hiding behind your monitor because if you did post ur pics then all the fun would be taken out of this because then i'd realize both of u are nothin more then complete and utter nerds who have nothing better to do then to try to talk themselves up w/out realizing all they're doing is repeating the same lame shite over and over again and what did you do last night???? btw, you can put these people down all u want in this collage but 99% of them are either models or PAID hosts (you know they get $$$ just to show up to a party - something i kinda doubt either 2 of you have ever had the chance to experience)