puck Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 heres a classic WHAT COMES FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGGwho thinks has the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboyfrombklyn Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 That's an easy one. The egg always comes first. The chicken embryo doesn't form until the eggs that are in the female chicken are fertilized. There's your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jy Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by aboyfrombklyn That's an easy one. The egg always comes first. The chicken embryo doesn't form until the eggs that are in the female chicken are fertilized. There's your answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 its neither of them, its actually evolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dub16 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was up the chickens ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 why did the redneck fuck the tree?because the chicken was being fucked by the pervert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Originally posted by puck heres a classic WHAT COMES FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGGYou should use a Dictionary first....RIDDLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted May 3 Author Report Share Posted May 3 yeah i realized that kind of late.........my english isn't atomatic was it was when i lived in the statesfuck it man no harm done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardtopleaz Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Originally posted by puck yeah i realized that kind of late.........my english isn't atomatic was it was when i lived in the statesfuck it man no harm done where are you from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted May 9 Author Report Share Posted May 9 romania........i lived in the states 11 1/2 years but moved back for a year now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashta Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 So the chicken and the egg are in bed together, and the egg is smoking a cigarette with a very smug satisfied look. The chicken on the other hand looks a bit miffed and says, "Well I guess we've solved THAT mystery." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted May 10 Report Share Posted May 10 Originally posted by dub16 Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was up the chickens ass. LOL....I watched "The Last Boyscout" too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickhouse Posted May 10 Report Share Posted May 10 Schwartzenegger has a big one Michael J. Fox has a small one Madonna doesn't have one The Pope has one but doesn't use his Clinton uses his all the time Mickey Mouse has an unusual one Liberace never used his on women Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his Lucy didn't seem to have one but Desi used his all the timeWhat is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted May 10 Report Share Posted May 10 Originally posted by brickhouse Schwartzenegger has a big one Michael J. Fox has a small one Madonna doesn't have one The Pope has one but doesn't use his Clinton uses his all the time Mickey Mouse has an unusual one Liberace never used his on women Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his Lucy didn't seem to have one but Desi used his all the timeWhat is it? A last name..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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