People who worship DJs are tools

[Xpander]

Originally posted by rizzo

Ill make it quite simple Chang.

I have no problem with you being low-life, degenerate scumbags. I have no problem with you all ending up in some cracked out Hells Angel named Tiny's basement because some nobody DJ is spinning your favorite tune.

I have no problem with you all finding friends on an internet based board and taking it 10 fold over the "normal" limit, because you failed to do so in real life.

I have no problem with you not being able to get into ANY place with class.

I have no problem with you hanging out with the same 50 guys and two girls ( <-questionable word there).

What can I do about it ? really nothing. I dont need to. You already took care of all the reject work. If I need my shoes shined after one night, or a shishkabob Ill know where to find the sewer scum staning on the corner giving eachother high fives on a GREAT night because the DJ played "their" fav track and the new DVD porn of Dr Fellatio came in.

What I am doing is cleaning the cespool tank, educating the many, and giving a grade A dosage of Reality Check.

But what I did do was ask your friends to tell you to.....

I hope you feel better convincing yourself that the shishkabob/shoe shine boy is one of us. Because while we'll never be on par with your magnificence, we're not quite the paupers that you make us out to be.

That having been said. The glam is still there, and so is our little grundgy "underground". Absolutely nothing's changed. You haven't given anyone any so called "reality checks". You've educated absolutely no one. And as I've already addressed earlier, the cesspool tank ain't getting any cleaner.

Once again Captain Obvious. You've been shitting yesterday's turd. Now if you're going to yap about something, get creative.

Or pull another hilariously entertaining picture out of your ass. That's always good for a chuckle.

Oh by the way, "oolong tea"? It's funny, really.

[liverlips]

THIS WAS ALL VERY ENJOYABLE AND AMUSING BUT I MUST LEAVE AS I HAVE A LIFE. I CANT POST A THOUSAND TIMES A DAY LIKE SOME PEOPLE. I MAY BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS TO FURTHER HUMILIATE ALL THE RANDOM SCHLEPS THAT INFEST THIS BOARD. GOOD NIGHT.

[cintron]

LOL yeah man holy fuck. I kill for food when i get out of vinyl.

And Rizzo, you can either answer the question politely, in the manner i asked, or continue alienating yourself on this board and try and jam your head further up your asshole.

[cintron]

Once again Captain Obvious. You've been shitting yesterday's turd. Now if you're going to yap about something, get creative.

That Sir, is the quote of the fucking day.

[Xpander]

Originally posted by liverlips

THIS WAS ALL VERY ENJOYABLE AND AMUSING BUT I MUST LEAVE AS I HAVE A LIFE. I CANT POST A THOUSAND TIMES A DAY LIKE SOME PEOPLE. I MAY BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS TO FURTHER HUMILIATE ALL THE RANDOM SCHLEPS THAT INFEST THIS BOARD. GOOD NIGHT.

Next time, try harder. Good night.

[siceone]

Well played... Well played... one think I have realized about this clublife is that its not all about the music.. but the music is what gets me to parties... The people is what I stay for.. the slick ass girls talking shit.. the guys who offer you bumps of mystery powder and battle you on the dance floor... those kids that come up to you and say hi whats up every single night and you still don't know each others names... The bouncers finally showing some love after going there forever.. walking out into dawn all cracked out and cold...

The silence on the car ride back....

I don't know what it is I go for anymore but I don't really care... guido, asian, black, girl, boy, both, Gay, Straight whatever I think when every one gets together we have a great time when we love....

I guess I go clubbing for the Love .. Im addictied

[zlatang]

Originally posted by shook

i still say this post makes sense cause people who worship djs are herbs aka tooLs LoL fuken only faggets worship djs in my oppion they all sound the same give me some ear plugs a beer and a few bitchs dancen in front of me and i'm happy i could care less if thers a dj or a cd playen as long as thers girls dancen

george is one of a kind here...he is precious!

[rizzo]

So General Tso, I see you've taken the front seat with your witty one liners (similar to your Haiku's) and became the voice of reason for your degenerate squad of mules. As I said before, you can guide your sheep to the promise land of feces all you want, just stay out of the other wolf's way. We gave you your little sandbox to play in so stay inside it. If you wanna be wise sheep and test your luck just think back to your days in highschool getting made fun of and not fitting in. You got your sub-culture of Grade A dung, stick to it.

Oh yeah, does anyone else notice that xpanders head DWARF's the boulder one JoeG carries on his neck? Does every CP member who steps out their cave have narsty massive melons? I feel sad for any girl who has to roll with those two Bonk head toolbox's.

[ender84]

this thread made my day ...

:laugh:

[Xpander]

Originally posted by rizzo

So General Tso, I see you've taken the front seat with your witty one liners (similar to your Haiku's) and became the voice of reason for your degenerate squad of mules. As I said before, you can guide your sheep to the promise land of feces all you want, just stay out of the other wolf's way. We gave you your little sandbox to play in so stay inside it. If you wanna be wise sheep and test your luck just think back to your days in highschool getting made fun of and not fitting in. You got your sub-culture of Grade A dung, stick to it.

Oh yeah, does anyone else notice that xpanders head DWARF's the boulder one JoeG carries on his neck? Does every CP member who steps out their cave have narsty massive melons? I feel sad for any girl who has to roll with those two Bonk head toolbox's.

Leader? Heh, that's pretty interesting. I guess I only deserve that title because of my utter lack of class as compared to you, right? Mmm, but then I do forget that nothing screams class and humor more than big head jokes and making oh so sly comments about my ethnicity. Wait, you're picking up on my request for you to say something new and interesting, right? Well good for you.

As for staying out of the wolf's way? Who do you think you are? I love little egotistical little twats who think that nobody "stands in their way" because they're badass. I've never cared to go to your shitty little...oh WAIT...that's all byproducts of my horrible insecurities. Thanks for educating me proper there, Rizzo. I now see the light.

As for my "witty one liners"; it wasn't meant to be funny, I was merely stating the obvious. But it does my heart good to see that you found humor in it.

Hey mr. Rizzo, if you would only spare us dumb degenerates some pity and attention, I'd like to give you an offering, representative of what our miserable little culture's all about.

Wanna schmoke a dippie?

[rizzo]

No, but you can take that bulbous beachball of a head and nasty mug and stay as far away from me and manhattan's real nightlife as possible.

I feel bad for your neck.

[Xpander]

Originally posted by rizzo

No, but you can take that bulbous beachball of a head and nasty mug and stay as far away from me and manhattan's real nightlife as possible.

I feel bad for your neck.

Well I'm sorry then. So in language that even you can understand...

[girly]

Originally posted by £ddie

To each their own. Rizzo has a valid point, but I wouldn't put it in those same terms. I go to clubs for the music AND the entire experience, which includes things other than music i.e., seeing my friends, socializing, drinking, . I love music, but for me it's NOT ALL about the music. And I don't think that anyone who has the attitude that "it's all about the music" is better than me. Everyone has their own reasons for going to clubs, why down people who have different motivations than yourself?

Worddd:cool:

[rizzo]

girly goes for the 48 year old stock broker in Valentino suit at Bungalow 8 so she can leetch a night in the city and some cash for the L.I.R.R ride back in the mourn.

[zlatang]

Originally posted by xpander

Very nice Liverlips, Rizzo, Shook. I'm quite impressed at the points that y'all have made on us poor degenerate motherfuckers.

Now let me tell you what y'all are going to do, and what we are going to do. You're going to keep complaining, and bitching, and whatnot. And we, are going to stay in our merry DJ-whoring-all-about-the-music places. Cuz see, whether you believe it or not, whether you care or not, that's where we like ourselves.

Now, you see this picture here?

See, I'm in this picture. That's right folks, I am the ugly loser motherfucker in this picture. See the slack jaw? Dopey smile? fucked up stank nasty hair? That's me. And that's right, I'm gay. No, really!

And do you know what I'm thinking about in that picture? That's right, bitching about my music.

And do you know where I am in that picture? That's right, in a lounge, in the middle of your nightlife.

I am going to stay there and enjoy myself and hang out and be the half-assed loser that I am. And I'm going to be the little tool that bitch and moan about my favourite DJs and my little underground non-scene.

You, the three of you, are going to sit there, do absolute shite in regards, and like it.

See? That was nice and simple. Now, are we going to be good little boys and have something else to complain about? Do hurry and reply.

awww we just experienced an emotional outburst....how touching!

if i were you i'd:

1. consider visiting a shrink

2. be very careful about posting my pics online

and

3. read the message before posting it (this one was really pathetic)

[Xpander]

Originally posted by zlatang

awww we just experienced an emotional outburst....how touching!

if i were you i'd:

1. consider visiting a shrink

2. be very careful about posting my pics online

and

3. read the message before posting it (this one was really pathetic)

1. Some day

2. It was already online

3. I did, but thanks for recognizing me for the pathetic worm that I am.

P.S. Please do read into exactly what I'm getting at before dismissing it as pathetic. Just a word of advice.

[Jizzo]

Originally posted by rizzo

girly goes for the 48 year old stock broker in Valentino suit at Bungalow 8 so she can leetch a night in the city and some cash for the L.I.R.R ride back in the mourn.

Rizzo goes for the underage daughters of washed up rock stars.

[rizzo]

Originally posted by Jizzo

Rizzo goes for the underage daughters of washed up rock stars.

hahahah first thing I laughed at since I been here.

http://photos.yahoo.com/dmvzl

Theres a nude pic of Mick on the last page just for you Jizzo.

[Jizzo]

Originally posted by rizzo

hahahah first thing I laughed at since I been here.

http://photos.yahoo.com/dmvzl

Theres a nude pic of Mick on the last page just for you Jizzo.

Glad you have a sense of humor.

[brickhouse]

Originally posted by rizzo

Im 100% that if you could get into the top spots, fit in like a charm, and had a great time, because they didnt play "Brooklyn Bounce" or whatever the fuck you want, it wouldnt bother you a bit. Music is the icing on the cake people. Its not the cake itself. Learn that first, then you will have better nights and expand your horizons.

Hey, something almost intelligent coming from that camp (other than the Brooklyn Bounce comment:laugh:) Anyway, there are very few people on here who only go to listen to music, don't dance, don't feel the experience, don't socialize, etc etc.

As far as the first part of this goes, of course that's true because it's circular. There are some people who wish they were rich and famous and will go to great lengths to try to look hot and pretend like they have lots of money and a modeling career. Those people end up at Glass and Serafina and Eugenes and wherever else being just what they are - wannabes. Some people are able to enjoy themselves without getting caught in the trappings of Manhattan lifestyle quite so much, and more power to them. Personally, I'm not a big fan of the fakeness of those places, and that's a much bigger reason I avoid those spots than that they play bad music. There are plenty of places I go that don't play the best music, but if the vibe is good, then who even cares....

On the other end, I'm sure you'll find a lot of people here who don't only go to see Tenaglia or Peters or whoever else they like "for the music". You'll also see them at lounges and underground events and house parties just the same as everyone else.

As far expanding horizons, a lot of us are. This isn't our lives, just one aspect of it, and while this is a good distraction, there are other things we're all doing while we're writing shit here. I'd just like to see how "expanded" your own horizons are. While you like to insult everyone else, I've never heard a thing about what you're into. Variety is the spice of life, and judging from your posts, you're not all that open minded yourself.

[girly]

Originally posted by rizzo

girly goes for the 48 year old stock broker in Valentino suit at Bungalow 8 so she can leetch a night in the city and some cash for the L.I.R.R ride back in the mourn.

exactly:cool: Except they usually have cars to drive me back

[zlatang]

Originally posted by xpander

1. Some day

2. It was already online

3. I did, but thanks for recognizing me for the pathetic worm that I am.

P.S. Please do read into exactly what I'm getting at before dismissing it as pathetic. Just a word of advice.

had your posts contained anything else but tedious whinig, i would have considered reading them more carefully. i can't sympathise with the masochicts, sorry....

[JonStephen]

liverlips takes it like a bitch.......

[rizzo]

Im not into fakeness either. First thing that turns me away actually. However those people are no better to me then people who goto Nightclubs just to listen to Fragma, Universal Nation, or whatever else you jump around to. There is alot missed by just doing this. If you wanna pay 20 bucks every night, stand in the corner nod your head up and down to bass and occasionally spin your glowtorches or what not around the entire dance floor then do it. But its quite sad, and introverted, when in essence nightlife is far for the introverts.

If I took out 4 of you trolls for two nights straight, you wouldnt give a rats ass about who is spinning vinyl but whens the next bottle of Grey Goose coming and are those two beautiful women over there single.

and girly, dont kid yourself, I know your WHAMPUM Long Island type..

[girly]

Originally posted by rizzo

Im not into fakeness either. First thing that turns me away .

and girly, dont kid yourself, I know your WHAMPUM Long Island type..

i never take the L.I.R.R home. Just stating a fact:D