lolahotass Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 And there's this older guy that works out there.. He's super nice, but he's just kinda weird. I call him "monster" cuz I don't know his real name. He's a pretty big dude, but he's gotta be like 50 and he dyes his hair blonde-yellow. Soooo I'm working out, doing arms or something, he walks in and I swear, he doesn't have any underwear on.... I mean, I can see his slong poking outta his shorts........ a.) He has a big cock. 2.) he's fukken gross.So now, whenever I see him, I just wanna laugh... I feel so violated:laugh: Or there is this dude that works out there, his name is Bob. The guy's breath smells like a dumpster... and he always likes to "chase" me on the StairMaster... This guy's B.O. could wipe out Iraq... NASTY. I never wear the same shorts, shirt, socks, or sports bra twice... I hate that B.O. smell that has "i've worn these shorts 20 times to the gym without washing them"... C'mon, the rest of us don't want to smell your nasty funk...Or there was the time I was at the gym, and this guy came in with those mesh pants on, and nothing but a jock strap on under them. Like I really wanna see your hairy ass........So anyone else have any gym stories?? Or am I the only one that has freaks at my gym?Lola:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by lolahotass And there's this older guy that works out there.. He's super nice, but he's just kinda weird. I call him "monster" cuz I don't know his real name. He's a pretty big dude, but he's gotta be like 50 and he dyes his hair blonde-yellow. Soooo I'm working out, doing arms or something, he walks in and I swear, he doesn't have any underwear on.... I mean, I can see his slong poking outta his shorts........ a.) He has a big cock. 2.) he's fukken gross.So now, whenever I see him, I just wanna laugh... I feel so violated:laugh: Or there is this dude that works out there, his name is Bob. The guy's breath smells like a dumpster... and he always likes to "chase" me on the StairMaster... This guy's B.O. could wipe out Iraq... NASTY. I never wear the same shorts, shirt, socks, or sports bra twice... I hate that B.O. smell that has "i've worn these shorts 20 times to the gym without washing them"... C'mon, the rest of us don't want to smell your nasty funk...Or there was the time I was at the gym, and this guy came in with those mesh pants on, and nothing but a jock strap on under them. Like I really wanna see your hairy ass........So anyone else have any gym stories?? Or am I the only one that has freaks at my gym?Lola:D lmao:laugh: very funny stories.one time at my gym i made the mistake of going into the mens locker room to get a drink of water and as i am bending over drinking i feel the prescence of body heat near me. i look sideways and there is a old man towel drying himself totally naked with his package right in my face. it was so nasty i vowed never to go back into any mens locker rooms ever. another time i was doing curls on the preacher and i saw this very wide old man using the lat pulldown machine and his shorts were sliding down so u could see half of his ass crack. yuck it was so nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 4 Author Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by fkornre one time at my gym i made the mistake of going into the mens locker room to get a drink of water and as i am bending over drinking i feel the prescence of body heat near me. i look sideways and there is a old man towel drying himself totally naked with his package right in my face. it was so nasty i vowed never to go back into any mens locker rooms ever. another time i was doing curls on the preacher and i saw this very wide old man using the lat pulldown machine and his shorts were sliding down so u could see half of his ass crack. yuck it was so nasty :laugh: OH MY GOSH - I WOULD NEVER USE THE LOCKER RoOM AGAIN BOO.... :laugh: Package in the face is a no-no:nono: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubindiva Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 the gym i went to this summer when i was home from school has some weird people. there's this one guy that we would call the gym nazi. he just goes a lil' overboard w/ his workout. i cant even explain. if you saw him, you'd know. then there is this other guy that we call "bobcat" he is just a strange man. he realy looks like one. hes kinda old and just does weird exercises. one is the bobcat shimmy. i dont know what he does w/ these dumbbells but it is the funniest thing ive seen!! i know its not nice to talk bout people but these 2 guys are too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 i have this old woman @ my gym we call ORGASMO....she does like 2 reps of an excercise...and her face looks like shes about to have the meannnnest orgasm ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 When I used to work out in Keany (the URI gym) there was some short fat kid that would always be in there heavin and huffin but would have the nastiest BO. It was more like crusty socks laid out over rotten bacon rather than straight ass..........freakin grossWhen I worked at the fitness center at my school there was this chick who was sooooo skinny, I mean disgustingly skinny, to the point she put many an annorexic (sp.) to shame. She would hop on that treadmill for at least hour and a half easy and power walk that thing every single day I was ever working...........coincidence maybe? But still, I've held baby kittens with more meat on their bones than her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by clubindiva the gym i went to this summer when i was home from school has some weird people. there's this one guy that we would call the gym nazi. he just goes a lil' overboard w/ his workout. i cant even explain. if you saw him, you'd know. then there is this other guy that we call "bobcat" he is just a strange man. he realy looks like one. hes kinda old and just does weird exercises. one is the bobcat shimmy. i dont know what he does w/ these dumbbells but it is the funniest thing ive seen!! i know its not nice to talk bout people but these 2 guys are too funny! there is a guy @ the bally's in bricktown where i used to work out who is just like what your describing. he does all these workouts that no one has ever seen before. he does this one where he will take 2 15 or 20 lbs dumbbells, hold them up by his neck and rock side ways with them. it was so funny to watch, he has no clue what he is doing. i was hoping to watch him bobbing sideways then fall over and hurt himself. he'll also take the dumbbells and do these 1/2 curls but his arms never move, he just rocks forward and backwards keepings his arms locked out in front of him. very funny to see:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 lola./. thats disgusting... eh i gotta admit i sweat too much to even thnk about putting on the same clothes twice. AT my old old gym, there is a girl i know who would walk on the ttreadmill in her stilettos. (jon saw her in vegas.... its the girl with the bf by the pool at luxor) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnice35 Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 LOL, these are all funny stories. what gym do you guys go to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by dnice35 LOL, these are all funny stories. what gym do you guys go to? i used to go to bally's in brick, woodbridge and old bridge. now i just use the one where i work:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 4 Author Report Share Posted October 4 NYCCHIC24 - yeah I hear ya...... I have no shame, I sweat like crazy; I even hang my sports bra up to dry before I throw it in the dirty clothes hamper cuz it's just soaked......But some people just stink ya know? I'm not saying I smell like roses, but damn, when you wear "allready" worn stinky clothes, then sweat in them more, it's just pure funk.I work out at US-1 Fitness in Dania Beach. You will never see me at a Bally's in South Florida. It's like a cross of Florida Center for Cosmetic Surgery and BeefPile USA..... :laugh: GOOD STORIES, KEEP EM' COMIN'!!!Lola;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak1977 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 there was this one girl at the gym who would talk to me to the point where she would chew my ear off. it is damn annoying, when you want to get a serious workout. sometimes she would get on the exercise bike next to me and start talking. now, i don't like it when people talk to me when i'm doing cardio. if you got something quick to say when i'm working out, say it and i'll nod my head, but that's it. also, i know this is wrong, but there is a very good reason why she goes to the gym. she's quite hefty and i would probably more tolerant of her if she was more attractive. however, she talks about mindless bullsh!t that i could care less about. when she talks i have to make some sort of excuse to get away, usually i tell her i have to go to the bathroom. she probably thinks i have a really bad bladder. but hey i do what i can to get away from her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 5 Author Report Share Posted October 5 Originally posted by deepak1977 it is damn annoying, when you want to get a serious workout. Yeah I hear that......I'm a the gym to get in shape, not hook up... I don't mind it as much to bullshit when on the StairMaster, but I'm usually reading Maxim and listening to ZETA rocks and so people don't bug me.Lola:eek: p.s. I think your little friend likes you or she wouldn't talk so much! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by fkornre lmao:laugh: very funny stories.one time at my gym i made the mistake of going into the mens locker room to get a drink of water and as i am bending over drinking i feel the prescence of body heat near me. i look sideways and there is a old man towel drying himself totally naked with his package right in my face. it was so nasty i vowed never to go back into any mens locker rooms ever. Yeah, I mean WTF is up with that. When I'm dieted down and heading into the summer, I'm usually looking pretty good. But I'll be damned if you'll find me prancing around the locker room stark naked with my schlong swinging around in the breeze. So why the fuck does some 50 something year old guy with loose skin and old balls (like the Big Daddy reference;) ) feel it necessary to do that..........just put a fuckin towel around your flabby waist. I don't wanna have to see your 1/4 inch pecker and grey pubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 7 Author Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by ou812 ..........just put a fuckin towel around your flabby waist. I don't wanna have to see your 1/4 inch pecker and grey pubes. :laugh: NASTY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 I hate the ass holes at the gym that does 3 sets and takes like 20min, and just sits there in between sets. I mean WTF you should only wait 30-60 sec between sets. Most the people in there have no fucking ideas as what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 there is this kid in my gym who always wears the same pair of shorts and only wears 1 of 2 t-shirts.another guy looks damn weird in his tight lycra pants, he looks so gay w/ those bright yellow, red and blue pants.oh and then thers is this other guy that reeks of cologne everyday he's working out. like he gets up in the morning, puts on the cologne and heads to the gym.....these people are just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Originally posted by vicman oh and then thers is this other guy that reeks of cologne everyday he's working out. like he gets up in the morning, puts on the cologne and heads to the gym.....these people are just weird. i can so relate to this one. there is a guy that at the gym i used to go to. he always wore a wife beater with these tight shorts. he was really hairy and wore a shitload of cologne. the machines would smell like him after he used them; it was so gross:puke: but funnier than that was he once brought his car to strauss(when i used to work there) and i had to put a new antenna on his car radio and the inside of his truck had more cologne in it. it reaked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 8 Author Report Share Posted October 8 Originally posted by vicman another guy looks damn weird in his tight lycra pants, he looks so gay w/ those bright yellow, red and blue pants.oh and then thers is this other guy that reeks of cologne everyday he's working out. like he gets up in the morning, puts on the cologne and heads to the gym.....these people are just weird. :laugh: The guy in lycra would fit in well in South Beach:laugh: I was at the gym on Sunday and there was a dude with mass amounts of cologne on....... I couldn't believe someone would put that much cologne on just to work out. Get a fukken life ya know?HOGSTER ------> Yo I hear that. I hate those idiots that do a few reps, then sit and talk to people. It's like MOVE ALL READY DIPSHIT!Lola:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 i was working at a y once in the gym and these little russian kids come inside and are on the treadmill but they are not supposed to be there. i told my friend who worked there and she yells at the kids get the hell of the treadmill and one of them looks at her and stopped walking. well the treadmill was goin pretty fast and he just looked sideways at us for a second then his eyes bugged out as he realized he stopped running on the treadmill, about one hundreth of a second later that kids legs flew backwards under him and his face hit the treadmill and he was thrown off of it. not only did he get hurt but he got kicked out of the y forever. his parents had to pick him up, little prick.another time this fat 40--50 year old starts asking me to be his personal trainer. i told him i couldnt do that and he started crying saying that he was a virgin and girls laugh at him, man was he fat and hairy. it was so hard not to laff in his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehog Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 another time this fat 40--50 year old starts asking me to be his personal trainer. i told him i couldnt do that and he started crying saying that he was a virgin and girls laugh at him, man was he fat and hairy. it was so hard not to laff in his face. :laugh: What a retarded focker. He should have just got hookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibchad71 Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 um....actually LOLA does smell a bit FUNKY when she sweats........ i am thinking it was less than 45 minutes after meeting her that she was asking me to PULL HER FINGER!!!!!!!!! i mean come on now how cool must a HOTTIE be to just rip ass for a guy within 45 minutes.......... she is such a charmer..... for those of you who dont know, the hard work at the GYM does pay off for this girl as her body is SMOKIN'................ of course you cant get too close cuz of the FUNK but DAMN it looks good!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 30 Author Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by ibchad71 um....actually LOLA does smell a bit FUNKY when she sweats........ i am thinking it was less than 45 minutes after meeting her that she was asking me to PULL HER FINGER!!!!!!!!! i mean come on now how cool must a HOTTIE be to just rip ass for a guy within 45 minutes.......... she is such a charmer..... for those of you who dont know, the hard work at the GYM does pay off for this girl as her body is SMOKIN'................ of course you cant get too close cuz of the FUNK but DAMN it looks good!!!!!!!!! HEY CHAD FOCKER!For the record - I didn't rip ass until AFTER dinner at Mango's.......get it right punk:tongue: AND I DON'T SMELL FUNKY BEOTCH:finger: :finger: Lola:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Ohhh my god -- the gym is def. a place for funny stories!!!!I had this one older guy CONSTANTLY staring at me, it made me feel very uncomfortable.... i mean it was like all the time, very freaky... i actually told the management and they said something to him about "prolonged eye contact with other members..." lolbut i get pretty sweaty too so i can't make fun of people who "over do it" -- i mean my whole shirt is like soaked, but at least i know i'm workin out hard!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 30 Author Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by mystify82281 but i get pretty sweaty too so i can't make fun of people who "over do it" -- i mean my whole shirt is like soaked, but at least i know i'm workin out hard!!! I hear that - but you nailed it - at least you know your working out hard!!Lola:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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