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YOU KNOW YOUR POOR WHEN.......

#1) WHEN YOU HAVE A BUDGET, SHOPPING AT THE $.99 CENT STORE.

#2) WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF TOOTHPASTE, YOU USE MOUTHWASH ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH INSTEAD.

#3) INSTEAD OF JUST BUYING HOT SAUCE YOU STEAL AS MANY TACO BELL HOT SAUCES THAT CAN FIT IN YOUR POCKETS.

#4) IF YOU'VE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOUR LIFE WOULD BE LIKE WITHOUT THE CARLS JUNIOR $.99 CHICKEN SANDWICH.

#5) YOU'VE STOLEN A ROLE OF TOILET PAPER FROM A GAS STATION OR FROM YOUR WORK PLACE.

#6) YOU RECYCLE CANS...AS YOUR PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME.

#7) SPAM-NEED I SAY MORE??

#8) YOU DRESS UP FOR SIZZLER, AND CONSIDER IT "FINE DINING."

#9) YOU GROCERY SHOP FOR FOOD AT THE $.99 CENT STORE.

#10) AND YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR POOR

WHEN YOU KNOW TEN DIFFERENT WAYS TO PREPARE TOP RAMEN TO MAKE IT 'TASTE' BETTER.

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Originally posted by jennEfer

Anyone out there with me on this one?

I AM WITH YA... EVERY BILL WENT OUT LAST WEEK

RENT

CABLE

PHONE

CELL PHONE

CREDIT CARDS

DONATIONS FOR WALKERS IN JUVENILE DIABITIES WALK

ETC...ETC...ETC...

SUCH IS LIFE... FRIDAY COMES PRETTY QUICK

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Bankrupt is more like it....When you are poor you have no money

and no bills....But bills with no money. OH BOY. I've been eating rasin bran

for a week. I"ll be checking into card board box number 20 at the corner of

117 street and 23 avenue pretty soon....

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Originally posted by irenegade7

Bankrupt is more like it....When you are poor you have no money

and no bills....But bills with no money. OH BOY. I've been eating rasin bran

for a week. I"ll be checking into card board box number 20 at the corner of

117 street and 23 avenue pretty soon....

Try pasta and sauce.....maybe mix it up with a tuna fish sandwich, fruit for every breakfast, and ramen.

Tomato sauce.....6 for $1

1 lb. packs of pasta....3 for $1

Ramen....8 for $1

Tuna Fish.....3 for $1

Eggs.....$1 a carton

Bananas.....5 for $1

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Originally posted by djjonstephen

Try pasta and sauce.....maybe mix it up with a tuna fish sandwich, fruit for every breakfast, and ramen.

Tomato sauce.....6 for $1

1 lb. packs of pasta....3 for $1

Ramen....8 for $1

Tuna Fish.....3 for $1

Eggs.....$1 a carton

Bananas.....5 for $1

I should take notes... Thanks for the tip!!

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