joeytoenails Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Some hot Russian girl that made out with me last night at Exit told me about this clubplanet thingI was so wacked out on K that I forgot to get her phone numberNice cute blond Russian send me a message so we can hook upI wanna take you out Ciao Beautiful! I want you to see my new S Class - It's beautiful like you! LMAFAO!I got a reservation at Il Mulino with your name on it beautifulOh yeah - hello to everybody else Forza Italia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slyonspromos Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Holy shit u just made my thanksgiving i have never laughed so hard on thanksgiving b4. "I met this girl but I was so wacked out on K" lol thats the funniest thing I ever heard. If you meet her you'll be very lucky cause shes probablly embarassed now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubtness Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 this is pretty funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by joeytoenails Some hot Russian girl that made out with me last night at Exit told me about this clubplanet thingI was so wacked out on K that I forgot to get her phone numberNice cute blond Russian send me a message so we can hook upI wanna take you out Ciao Beautiful! I want you to see my new S Class - It's beautiful like you! LMAFAO!I got a reservation at Il Mulino with your name on it beautifulOh yeah - hello to everybody else Forza Italia! A Russian Blond from CP?HELEN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 goodluck finding her, if ur lucky u can eat her for thanksgiving... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 HhHHMmmmmmmm.....Helen.....Exit...No Way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrammarPolice Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by joeytoenails Some hot Russian girl that made out with me last night at Exit told me about this clubplanet thingI was so wacked out on K that I forgot to get her phone numberNice cute blond Russian send me a message so we can hook upI wanna take you out Ciao Beautiful! I want you to see my new S Class - It's beautiful like you! LMAFAO!I got a reservation at Il Mulino with your name on it beautifulOh yeah - hello to everybody else Forza Italia! If you met her at EXIT, you must have some POOR ASS taste. You don't go to exit to meet hewas you shmuck. You drive an S-Class and go to Exit??? LMAO Good shit man. When you're stuck outside Pangaea waiting to get in, I'll be sure to wave at you from the inside. Nice try. Herb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 :laugh: :laugh: Don't you just love making out with random arbitrary chicks.........."Hi, I'm Russian, wanna make out?""Sure, but what's your name?""Nevermind that, do you still wanna make out?"..............................that is all . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 <~~~ President of the GrammarPolice fan club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by GrammarPolice If you met her at EXIT, you must have some POOR ASS taste. You don't go to exit to meet hewas you shmuck. You drive an S-Class and go to Exit??? LMAO Good shit man. When you're stuck outside Pangaea waiting to get in, I'll be sure to wave at you from the inside. Nice try. Herb. ..OMG! your sig!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by GrammarPolice If you met her at EXIT, you must have some POOR ASS taste. You don't go to exit to meet hewas you shmuck. You drive an S-Class and go to Exit??? LMAO Good shit man. When you're stuck outside Pangaea waiting to get in, I'll be sure to wave at you from the inside. Nice try. Herb. OMG I JUST DIED FROM YOUR SIG....oh..and DONT HATE ON THE "RUSSIAN" GIRLS ou812:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by sexxyme oh..and DONT HATE ON THE "RUSSIAN" GIRLS ou812:mad: Oh, c'mon, you should know me better than that by now.I'm just trying to bust the guys balls.................not your lovely Russian one's :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by ou812 Oh, c'mon, you should know me better than that by now.I'm just trying to bust the guys balls.................not your lovely Russian one's :) lol thanks for not busting MY LOVELY RUSSIAN BALLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Awwwww shitCats outta the bag......only one blond sexxy Russian I know that adores CP.This shit just made my Thanksgiving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by djjonstephen Awwwww shitCats outta the bag......only one blond sexxy Russian I know that adores CP.This shit just made my Thanksgiving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeytoenails Posted November 28 Author Report Share Posted November 28 If you met her at EXIT, you must have some POOR ASS taste. You don't go to exit to meet hewas you shmuck. You drive an S-Class and go to Exit??? LMAO Good shit man. grammerpolicei'm not gonna get mad at you cause i'm in a good mood cause i just hit a 3 dime reversal for 12 on the lions gameplus my moms lasagna and stuffed mushrooms were perfecti just had some nice sfogliatella and demitassei like thanksgivingim just trying to find a nice beautiful girl from last nightexit is fun when i go with my crewlast time we went last year my friend got this girl blasted on k and banged her in the bathroom LMFAO! she was pretty hot. i think she was russian. she looked like an italian race motorcycle driver. she had a hot moto cross jersey on with the patches like in the cafes on 18th ave. maron a mia! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiko2o1 Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 i think she was russian. she looked like an italian race motorcycle driver. she had a hot moto cross jersey on with the patches like in the cafes on 18th ave. maron a mia! glowgrl? .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slyonspromos Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 What the fuck kind of name is Joey Toenails? Anyways like i said she prob embarassed and now she will never say who she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 Originally posted by kiko2o1 glowgrl? .... No, I thought she was Greek, Oh and by the wayTHIS THREAD IS GAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 thats hysterical... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 Originally posted by ou812 THIS THREAD IS GAY bwaahahahahahaha great pic... looks like he got a handful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcidCrackwhore Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 Originally posted by ghhhhhost HhHHMmmmmmmm.....Helen.....Exit...No Way yeah that is def not Helen, last time i checked she had a bf and she was not at exit last night. I went to exit and i didnt see her and she wouldnt be there anyways, lol. good luck finding this girl, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 ...in classic cp style.....this guy is full of shit.....he just described two girl who post on here and have had their pictures up.....next he will tell us about his other pal who got some girl coked up and fucked her in the bathroom too.......followed by a description of??...who will it be........DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeytoenails Posted November 29 Author Report Share Posted November 29 no luck yetim not trying to break anybodies shoes or nothingis this clubplanet all russians or something? LMAO!wheres all my goombada chiefs? LMAO!i dont wanna start no fights with a computerim just trying to find a beautiful girl i met who said she was on this cluplanet.com thingif you think my nickname is funny you should meet my cugino frankie monkey LMAO!!!!!!!or jackie botzonly problem is when you make fun of his name he stabs you LMFAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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