lollie60 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 DO u think it's sexy when girls fart and burp in front of their loved ones REALLY LOUD ? I would like to one day bend over in front of my bf, husband or a fuck buddy - and while he's tossing my salad blast him away and fumigate his face !! That'll be sooo much fun !! he he he !! My parents - now that they're reaching the senior citizen age - totally lost control over their farting + burping . If I hang out with them all I hear are these gastric noises .. ..Eeeeeeeek ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollib Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Well, I fart and burp in front of my boyfriend all the time and he says the farting is unattractive. But I'm comfortable in front of him so I do it. He never would do it but then I started so now he does. I dont see the big deal, everyone does it, whether or not they admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollie60 Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 I gotta gain control over my farts again becuz I don't wanna be one of those peeps that can't control it . I farted loudly at one restaurant bathroom once - becuz I thought it'd be funny and when I came out - this lady gave me the dirtiest look !! ha ha ha ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 I kinda think they are cute believe it or not!But not the ones that stank and blast you away. Me and my girl call the cute soft one's "poof's", and sometimes they come out to show our undearing affection for each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollie60 Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by gmccookny I sometimes they come out to show our undearing affection for each other Yea I guess - that's LOVE ! when you gas each other to death !! LOL One time this one guy almost killed me - I was sleepin and woke up to this nose piercing fumes and it was one of those dealy silent ones !! He had lactose intolerance . Powerful enough to be used in gas chambers ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 my X and I used to fart in the car all the time hahaha it was fun cause u feel comfortable with that person.I think its cute when a couple can be like that and do anything in front of each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 I think you guys are all fuckin gross... I def do not find it cute nor humerous... If it slips it slips then there's nuttin you can do but if she does it on purpose I would just get up and leave. Burping isn't that big of a deal to me, but the farting is no good. I dunno, whateva if that's cool with you and your partner then that's okay. But for me, there will be no farting (not from my end nor her's). I just feel that it's like taking a nasty shit at a girls house, you just dont do it. You go home!maybe its just me though:blank: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by origskeemr I think you guys are all fuckin gross... I def do not find it cute nor humerous... If it slips it slips then there's nuttin you can do but if she does it on purpose I would just get up and leave. Burping isn't that big of a deal to me, but the farting is no good. I dunno, whateva if that's cool with you and your partner then that's okay. But for me, there will be no farting (not from my end nor her's). I just feel that it's like taking a nasty shit at a girls house, you just dont do it. You go home!maybe its just me though:blank: hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 I BURP ALL THE TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 i dunno burping is cool and maybe a fart here and there but no fucking lethal industries or SBD's (Silent but Deadly) thats just gross... if you got gas leave the room and go toot but dont be brandishing ur farts like its a trophy thats nasty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by trancerxn112 i dunno burping is cool and maybe a fart here and there but no fucking lethal industries or SBD's (Silent but Deadly) thats just gross... if you got gas leave the room and go toot but dont be brandishing ur farts like its a trophy thats nasty... NO TOOTS JUST BURPING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by sugarnspice69 NO TOOTS JUST BURPING ur okay lol as long as ur not ripping em and pulling ur mans head under the covers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by trancerxn112 ur okay lol as long as ur not ripping em and pulling ur mans head under the covers :laugh: :laugh: LOL, EWWW, NO NOT BALLSY ENOUGHT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT...............YET, LOL, NAH, IVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO FART IN FRONT OF A GUY BUT MY DAD :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by sugarnspice69 :laugh: :laugh: LOL, EWWW, NO NOT BALLSY ENOUGHT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT...............YET, LOL, NAH, IVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO FART IN FRONT OF A GUY BUT MY DAD :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: im sure papi looooves that "honey, you really should drink less milk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by trancerxn112 im sure papi looooves that "honey, you really should drink less milk" I DONT REALLY DRINK MUCH MILK AT ALL, ONCE A WEEK IF ANYTHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted April 11 Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by origskeemr I think you guys are all fuckin gross... I def do not find it cute nor humerous... If it slips it slips then there's nuttin you can do but if she does it on purpose I would just get up and leave. Burping isn't that big of a deal to me, but the farting is no good. I dunno, whateva if that's cool with you and your partner then that's okay. But for me, there will be no farting (not from my end nor her's). I just feel that it's like taking a nasty shit at a girls house, you just dont do it. You go home!maybe its just me though:blank: Amen BRETHREN!...preach on...u will never..ever..ever..ever hear me burp or fart.. EVER!!...so for a girl to do it in front of me..wow..i duno how id fuckin react...and for her to think its cute..i think id ban her from my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
covetoys Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 According to the New England Journal of Medicine (watched a show on this on BBC the other night) the average person farts/breaks wind/squeezes one off/bakes bread/bakes brownies/floats a loaf/passes gas a minimum of 20 times a day. As you get older your liver and kidneys don't work as well, allowing less gas to be absorbed into your digestive system and more gas through your digestive system. The farting actually helps you loose weight as well. On avergae the leaner the body fat on a person, the more they fart, about 40 x daily for 10% body or under. You also expell other toxins into your digestive system when you fart, including undigested food (aka the wet fart), nicotine and even small corpasals that can turn into cancer sists or "stones". So, let one go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 I don't know if I'd actually refer to any of this as "sexy" but if you can't be comfortable enough with your mate to do bodily functions, are you really comfortable?I'm not too sure about the tooting, but then again, I'm not really into the, uh, "eccentric" stuff. But burping, now THAT's cool. It's practically funny. Then again, I'm a former frat guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-luv Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 never have and never will do this, lol...this is just the way i am esp. with my boyfriend, but really, just in general...I think it's "unladylike" if you do..that is just the way I was brought up to think...but, hey everyone is diff. and if u can do it and have no problems then do you. Its just not my thang and i would neevr find it sexy...i would actually be embarrased as hell, and my boyfriend would probably die of shock:laugh: ...But, dont get me wrong, i am 100% comfy with my bf, this is just the way i am.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Originally posted by ghhhhhost Amen BRETHREN!...preach on...u will never..ever..ever..ever hear me burp or fart.. EVER!!...so for a girl to do it in front of me..wow..i duno how id fuckin react...and for her to think its cute..i think id ban her from my house :laugh: http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=150710 lollie60 this thread is hysterical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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