dgmodel Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 holy canoli, this is the worst... when you just finish having sex/fucking and all you want to do is go to bed but the person next to you just smothers you, lays on top of you, spoooooons you to death... (im a big fan of the spooning but theres a limit like if its 3:30am and you have to be up at 5:30am lets just go to bed.) i had this happen to me, and couldnt get any sleep just kept getting hot breathe on my face, turn around the girl just grabs me like elmira from tiny toons... ("im gonna love em and squeeze em etc.") slide over and shed move closer, i have a queen size bed, and i was actually forced into a tiny area on it barely on the bed itself, at this point i had to call it quits and i retired to the couch... then in the morning the girl flips out on me that i slept on the couch... wtf~!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 lol....the dreaded couch. I was threatened with the couch once, when i stayed by my ex's place for the first time...(( i have issues with sleep overs )). He offered to relocate, and then I got worried. I fell asleep quickly afterwards.....if this chick couldn't respect your responsibilities early in the AM, she shouldn't be sleeping over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 hot steamy breath of elmira:laugh: does she have that lil bow in her hair to?i cant stand when this happens. luckily my gf moves around alot while she sleeps like me, so we rarely end up in a naked pretzel. love the couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by dgmodel holy canoli, this is the worst... when you just finish having sex/fucking and all you want to do is go to bed but the person next to you just smothers you, lays on top of you, spoooooons you to death... (im a big fan of the spooning but theres a limit like if its 3:30am and you have to be up at 5:30am lets just go to bed.) i had this happen to me, and couldnt get any sleep just kept getting hot breathe on my face, turn around the girl just grabs me like elmira from tiny toons... ("im gonna love em and squeeze em etc.") slide over and shed move closer, i have a queen size bed, and i was actually forced into a tiny area on it barely on the bed itself, at this point i had to call it quits and i retired to the couch... then in the morning the girl flips out on me that i slept on the couch... wtf~!? Ehh...I dated a guy who was like that ....Wouldn't leave me alone when it was time 2 sleep.....idk..but when I sleep I like my space....Cuddling is nice while laying in bed about to fall asleep...but when it came time to pass out...He still would lay all over me...I had many sleepless nights back in those days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 the last guy i was dating (short 'relationship' if you could even call it that) was like that. i never even had sex with him but the one time we shared a bed he wouldnt leave me alone. i guess maybe it is normal for the first time you sleep in a bed but i personally prefer to sleep, especially when i have shit to do the next day. i remember this kid had the heaviest head and he put it on my chest i was instantly crushed. if you have a heavy head, do not try to be cute and cuddle it on a girls breasts, breasts are sensitive. it is one thing to rest it a little but dont put the full 20 pounds of head on a girls little body... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by somebitch the last guy i was dating (short 'relationship' if you could even call it that) was like that. i never even had sex with him but the one time we shared a bed he wouldnt leave me alone. i guess maybe it is normal for the first time you sleep in a bed but i personally prefer to sleep, especially when i have shit to do the next day. i remember this kid had the heaviest head and he put it on my chest i was instantly crushed. if you have a heavy head, do not try to be cute and cuddle it on a girls breasts, breasts are sensitive. it is one thing to rest it a little but dont put the full 20 pounds of head on a girls little body... you knowi never knew that guys did that?guys honestly put the full weight on a girls chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by daemoncel you knowi never knew that guys did that?guys honestly put the full weight on a girls chest? this guy did. he didnt have a normal head either, his was ike 10 pounds heavier than a normal head, it was odd. after that i knew we wouldnt work together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by somebitch this guy did. he didnt have a normal head either, his was ike 10 pounds heavier than a normal head, it was odd. after that i knew we wouldnt work together. now i've heard alot of things about how women new things wouldn't work, but that takes the cakea heavy head... a fat head so to speak!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by sweetie029 Ehh...I dated a guy who was like that ....Wouldn't leave me alone when it was time 2 sleep.....idk..but when I sleep I like my space....Cuddling is nice while laying in bed about to fall asleep...but when it came time to pass out...He still would lay all over me...I had many sleepless nights back in those days i am the same way. I love to cuddle but when I sleep I like to turn on my side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by somebitch this guy did. he didnt have a normal head either, his was ike 10 pounds heavier than a normal head, it was odd. after that i knew we wouldnt work together. ...:laugh:...I'm dyin' ovah here....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by gabo i am the same way. I love to cuddle but when I sleep I like to turn on my side. Me 2...I either sleep on my side or my stomache...but to have someone lay on top of you where you can't move is so annoying.....I used to lay awake hopeing he would move off of me so I could move....but it usually never happened lolThis thread reminds me of the Friends episode...Ross tells Chandler about the "hug & roll".....& when Chandler attempts it..Janice went flying off the bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 I love using a womans breasts as a pillow at time cause theyre sooo comfy. I wish they made pillows that were more like boobs... I go thro pillows like toilet paper cause they all suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 im like a rock..on my back..and stayin there to much cuddling is a killer when its that late...u just need to go to sleep..but the whole couch thing it seems kinda foul but ur gonna get a headache either way ...from her in the morning or lack of sleep ur damned if u do damned if u dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by gabo I love using a womans breasts as a pillow at time cause theyre sooo comfy. I wish they made pillows that were more like boobs... I go thro pillows like toilet paper cause they all suck i smell a business venture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfkfreak Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 I just turn my back to them if they're consistantly annoying like that. When the movie Cruel Intentions came out a few year ago and Sebastian takes Cecile's virginity he says, "Cecile. This is what I like to call quiet time. This is time when we reflect on what we've done." Awesome line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by somebitch this guy did. he didnt have a normal head either, his was ike 10 pounds heavier than a normal head, it was odd. after that i knew we wouldnt work together. was he ecuadorian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by fineones im like a rock..on my back..and stayin there to much cuddling is a killer when its that late...u just need to go to sleep..but the whole couch thing it seems kinda foul but ur gonna get a headache either way ...from her in the morning or lack of sleep ur damned if u do damned if u dont That you are....But the couch...wow thats a low blow...might as well save face and just deal with her in bed, that will avoid tons more arguements and more ass for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 4 Author Report Share Posted September 4 arguments wont happen cause i wont feed into them (theres nothing to argue about, how can you argue forcing someone into insomnia???) and i do not need the ass... i need sleep!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nynyny Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 i dont really sleep that much..but when i do ..spooning and cuddling is very nice..i love waking up next to my girl..and then fucking the shit out of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 i love snuggling and sleeping w my baby, i mean eventually we end up seporated in the middle of the night or just still really close but i fall asleep the best w him holding me i dont exactly know if he is comportable though so i cant speak for him, but me......... i love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by sugarnspice69 i love snuggling and sleeping w my baby, i mean eventually we end up seporated in the middle of the night or just still really close but i fall asleep the best w him holding me i dont exactly know if he is comportable though so i cant speak for him, but me......... i love it. Nah babe, I love it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by DarrellG Nah babe, I love it too. Oh you two make me gag j/k It's really cute and sweet:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Oh you two make me gag j/k It's really cute and sweet:D like this right............ it would sound pathetic to me too usually, but things change i guess :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by DarrellG Nah babe, I love it too. Bull shit... You know you do the " HUG AND ROLL " ( As seen on Friends ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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