guest00901 Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 I once gave my friend a venereal disease to get this guy away from me. I told him that she had gotten herpes or something and I needed to help her out and be with her cause she was going through a hard time so I couldn't put time into being with him 2 weeks later I ran into him at a club with my friend and he asked her how she was doing with the whole thing, fortunately I had filled her in on what I told him and she played it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Originally posted by sexxybabyd I once gave my friend a venereal disease lol that just sounds really bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 None.................I've been dumped by everyone I can think off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddog4063 Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 its not you, its me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 i just stop calling and picking up my phone...i hate arguing with chicks, it just gets annoying (i know im evil) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 lmao, i didn´t use this one, but a guy i know did. that´s the lamest one i´ve ever heard: "baby, i think i found out i´m gay". i burst out laughing when i met his ex-gf and she told me how he broke up with her. then we agreed that this excuse is really very very ! still have to laugh when i think about it, i would have loved to see the expression on his and her face when he told her :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Once caught my girl giving one of my friends a blowjob in the library. . .oh wait, that was best reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 I once told a girl that I was considering entering the priesthood and that we couldn't be together...Funny though, I found out 4 months later she was pregnant with some random guy she hooked up with at a party... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 i'm in love with your sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Originally posted by ou812 None.................I've been dumped by everyone I can think off. :laugh: I never gave an excuse cause I never had to. I would just stop talkin to them as much like Podes said. However, they werent my girlfriend I was just hookin up with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Originally posted by trueqwest I once told a girl that I was considering entering the priesthood and that we couldn't be together...Funny though, I found out 4 months later she was pregnant with some random guy she hooked up with at a party... lol...never really used excuses..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barslut Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Apples broke up with a girl once...cause she wasnt a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 i never really made up an excuse, i always thought the truth is best and just stop talking to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 "The truth shall set you free" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 hmmm....i'm always full of shit. I'll have to get back to you guys on this one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Never used an excuse... if I didn't know the person well I'd just stop calling them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Originally posted by barslut Apples broke up with a girl once...cause she wasnt a man. lmao... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 worst one i ever received was "we need to go on a break" awesome~! just end it dont prolong it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Originally posted by dgmodel worst one i ever received was "we need to go on a break" awesome~! just end it dont prolong it... "We Need time apart so i can find myself" translated into, "Will you wait around, while i go fuck other guys....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 exactly... my name is geico... im not your gdamn insurance... either youre with me or against me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lipeoci Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 the "you're too good for me" bullshit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 when i was in highschool i broke up with a girl cuz her favorite color was redshe claims i was just tryin to pick a fight... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 Originally posted by lipeoci the "you're too good for me" bullshit... lmao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 The worst thing you can do is lie... That shit is pathetic. Just be honest. If you fall out of love or just dont feelthe chemistry tell them... When one door closes another one opens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Originally posted by naughtybabe The worst thing you can do is lie... That shit is pathetic. Just be honest. If you fall out of love or just dont feelthe chemistry tell them... When one door closes another one opens... what if the door closing is the one she/he slammed on your face, and the door opening is the one shes/hes opening to slam in your face again hmmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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