tastey Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 friend of mine approches a group of three girls, one hottie two uglies. good friend i am, i move in to ensure that there is no cockblockage from the uglies. the other two girls were like 250-300 pounders...i introduce myself and shake one of the fatties' hands. she does something like sensuous EC while she crushes my comparatively tiny fingers in a death-grip. i say, "you have a strong grip," to which she replies, "my inner thighs have a strong grip as well." :worry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by tastey friend of mine approches a group of three girls, one hottie two uglies. good friend i am, i move in to ensure that there is no cockblockage from the uglies. the other two girls were like 250-300 pounders...i introduce myself and shake one of the fatties' hands. she does something like sensuous EC while she crushes my comparatively tiny fingers in a death-grip. i say, "you have a strong grip," to which she replies, "my inner thighs have a strong grip as well." :worry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 id hit it just get me really fuckin drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpdaddy Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddog4063 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 my friend works in an ambulance as an emt.....so they get a call to pick up a crazy lady and bring her to belvue....pretty routine run.so they are loading her into the back and she says to my friend "yous eva fuck a black chick before" and hes like "no ma'am, i havent" and she goes "well yous about to!" and starts ripping her clothes off. needless to say he strapped that bitch its the gurney real tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 "yo son, you want somethin' to poke on?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 "ohh look that white boy got a nice butt"happened when i was walking up the stairs from lunch in my ghetto lil high school about 3-4-5 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by cintron "yo son, you want somethin' to poke on?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Originally posted by bbbooom "ohh look that white boy got a nice butt"happened when i was walking up the stairs from lunch in my ghetto lil high school about 3-4-5 years ago So do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Originally posted by persephone So do you? youd have to see for yourself i have a bias opinion lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 scariest thing an ugly girl ever said to you? 'Im the pretty one' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 scariest thing an ugly girl ever said to you? can i make you breakfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 I have a rule that I honestly don't mind sharing with everyone. . .if a girl weighs more than me, she too damn big. . .I'm 6'8, 240 . . . I'm standing at a bar talking to some friends and a beast, probably 6', 300+ comes up behind me and grabs my ass. My friend looks like he was going to bust a gut as the girl says, and I quote "I'm going to fuck you till you love me." I turned around and just walked away. I don't care if she could have, or whatever, but good fucking lord no. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Originally posted by nybeauty yeah if I had a stick i would've poked her back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyc98 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 " I've got the biggest nipples you have ever seen "...and they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 "welcome to the world of AIDS!!!!!!!!!"written on my bathroom mirror in lipstick after she slipped out while i was passed out from the Rohypnol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Originally posted by fineones scariest thing an ugly girl ever said to you? 'Im the pretty one' I've heard THAT before, but they weren't hitting on me, they were just informing me that they were the prettiest out of her sisters, who were actually cuter...Sure, maybe on the Planet of the Apes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverbull Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 lemme think here a moment, oh yeah "HI IM ON CLUBPLANET, ARE YOU" Hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Come on man...fat girls need loving too! Plus they give good head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Originally posted by silverbull lemme think here a moment, oh yeah "HI IM ON CLUBPLANET, ARE YOU" Hehe. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpyrate Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 "was it good for you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Originally posted by tastey . good friend i am, i move in to ensure that there is no cockblockage from the uglies. the other two girls were like 250-300 pounders...i :eek: i gotta say this ... you have balls my friend :eek: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodiii Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 "i'm gonna fuck the livin shit out of you"now... i don't know what livin shit is...but i was scared as hell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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