dgmodel Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 everybody has atleast one good "i was sooo drunk i..." stories so in an effort to keep this board moving... fill in the stupidest, or craziest, or funniest thing you ever did while you were drunk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mala Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Once I was so drunk I called a friend I hadn't spoken to in 4 years and slowly rekindled a great friendship.Scandalous, I know. Just getting the ball rolling. I have many drunk stories that are sure to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 ...stepped on my best friends face while he was trying to make out with this chic......stole cookie dough from a sorority house and stuck it in my pants pocket and slept with it overnight......(still living with parents - first time i ever drank alcohol - it was straight vodka all night) puked on my bedroom door then ran to the bathroom and puked in the sink, then crept back into bed for sleepy time....only to be woken up by my mother 10 minutes later asking me what happend --- i told her i got food poisoning from Fuddruckers --- somehow the vodka seeping out of my pores didnt give me away....and the random phone numbers i was relaying for no apparent reason...or the fact that i told her to "fuck off"..............i dont know how i got away with this one...mmm MMMM good old food poisoning makes u CRaZyyyyyyyyyy!!...threw a rock @ and shattered a cops windshield....ok, i wasnt drunk...and i was 8 yrs old.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillfire Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 called up random people at 4am and asked them to come and make me a sandwich... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 18 Author Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by mala Scandalous, I know. Just getting the ball rolling. I have many drunk stories that are sure to follow. lol same here i dont want to set it off, i just want to ease into them... lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 ...i stole light bulb covers from the rooftop of clubusa......i tried to dance on the speakers at twilo (got bumped off by security to make way for a queen)......almost stole an inflated alligator in a park that was covering a homeless man's goods, unbeknownst to me...that was more of puffing influence as well......i have too too many....will post more as i remember them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 *stripped on video* IMed a friend I hadn't spoken to in 2 years and started talking to him again* Called the ex bf and explained to him in graphic detail exactly why we broke up and why he sucks at being a human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by destiny* Called the ex bf and explained to him in graphic detail exactly why we broke up and why he sucks at being a human being.wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 danced with a vacuum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 i fell asleep naked on my bathroom floor and my mom and dad laughed at me. My mom was nervous but my dad told her to leave me there. When I woke up i thought I was lucky cause no one saw me but then my mom brought it up in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by linabina danced with a vacuum ...once i asked this girl to slow dance with me....she was about 6' 6...i'm not even 6'...it wouldve been perfect....lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillfire Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by Destiny [b* Called the ex bf and explained to him in graphic detail exactly why we broke up and why he sucks at being a human being. yeah, i did that too, but i didn't call, he was actually the one buying the drinks after four years of being broken up...he was completely clueless as to why i broke up with him before that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpdaddy Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 i peed in the trunk of my freinds car....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 drank more to sober up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housedog Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 I was at the mall and it was around christmas time, I jumped over the wall and climed up and sat in the Santa chair. He wasnt there and I was yelling HO HO HO. I got kicked out of the mall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillfire Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 .....Got drunk in public speech class (forgot the actual name) and threw a fit.... than said it was my presentation, the prof gave me an A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mala Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by housedog I was at the mall and it was around christmas time, I jumped over the wall and climed up and sat in the Santa chair. He wasnt there and I was yelling HO HO HO. I got kicked out of the mall. Damn, I did the same thing, but I was sober. I didn't get kicked out though. Santa thought it was hilarious and he got one of his elves to take our picture. I really didn't want to, but I felt like I owed it to the big guy. I felt like more of a moron getting the pic taken than creating a ruckus in his Christmas village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpyrate Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 I got so drunk I passed out once ... am I crazy or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 me n dgmodel were pretty lit one night..we got into Vinyl(arc) for free...cut the line....and got VIP'd..and i had a miss fields cookie in my back pocket (they confiscate gum).....all because of a walker we just found in the garbage.....DG was stumbling all over the place..and i was holding him up...people were screamin @ me to help him up because the nigga kept fallin all over the floor...solbeam..naughtybabe..marcid..atomicapples..djreesa..fierydesire....were all a little pissed off...suckers!! shoulda kept up with the drunk kids!!oh and to top it off...DG proceeded to coat check the walker...lean on me til we got to the dance floor..and then proceeded to walk normally...like Verbal from Usual Suspects..great fuckin night.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by ghhhhhost me n dgmodel were pretty lit one night..we got into Vinyl(arc) for free...cut the line....and got VIP'd..and i had a miss fields cookie in my back pocket (they confiscate gum).....all because of a walker we just found in the garbage.....DG was stumbling all over the place..and i was holding him up...people were screamin @ me to help him up because the nigga kept fallin all over the floor...solbeam..naughtybabe..marcid..atomicapples..djreesa..fierydesire....were all a little pissed off...suckers!! shoulda kept up with the drunk kids!!oh and to top it off...DG proceeded to coat check the walker...lean on me til we got to the dance floor..and then proceeded to walk normally...like Verbal from Usual Suspects..great fuckin night.. i forgot who told me about that, i think it was eddie, but that was one of the funniest things i've ever heard... i think i literally would have peed myself if i was there.i have no good drunk stories... lame stuff like stealing all the dry erase pens from every dorm door in my building and pulling the men and womens bathroom signs off the doors... i dunno, i mostly fall down when i'm drunk... oh.. don't try swimming when you're drunk, especially wearing soccer shorts and a t-shirt cuz it sure makes it f-in hard to swim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by housedog I was at the mall and it was around christmas time, I jumped over the wall and climed up and sat in the Santa chair. He wasnt there and I was yelling HO HO HO. I got kicked out of the mall. :laugh: !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Ugh my worst drunk experience was at WebsterHall waaaaaaay back, few years ago. I drank and drank, kept blacking out, woke up, walked across the lounge room with the pool table and threw up BIG TIME and started to laugh hysterically.......I felt bad though cuz I threw up on my friends purse and then in an act of drunken kindness I tried cleaning it but ended up soakin all her personal shit and cell. Afterwards I took out a tampon, dipped it in gatorade and began slurpin it in the pizzeria and threw it at the window. Then I woke up in a hotel room with her and the worst hangover ever, ugh, nah we didn't do anything to clear that up right now. I musta killed like $300 that night, worst ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by ghhhhhost me n dgmodel were pretty lit one night..we got into Vinyl(arc) for free...cut the line....and got VIP'd..and i had a miss fields cookie in my back pocket (they confiscate gum).....all because of a walker we just found in the garbage.....DG was stumbling all over the place..and i was holding him up...people were screamin @ me to help him up because the nigga kept fallin all over the floor...solbeam..naughtybabe..marcid..atomicapples..djreesa..fierydesire....were all a little pissed off...suckers!! shoulda kept up with the drunk kids!!oh and to top it off...DG proceeded to coat check the walker...lean on me til we got to the dance floor..and then proceeded to walk normally...like Verbal from Usual Suspects..great fuckin night.. BEST NIGHT EVER! I don't have any weird stories...except for one that involves a street corner and an outdoor cafe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Here's a couple off the top of my head:--puked on the 34th street subway tracks on new years--smeared blood on this kids wall, but i didn't even know i was bleeding --pulled the fire alarm in school, hid in my closet, but the found me i'll come up with some more if i can remember.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 .......puked on the George Washington Bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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