Jump to content
Clubplanet Nightlife Community

insufferable kinky shit


shugabooga

answer this  

6 members have voted

  1. 1. answer this

    • have you ever had to shit so bad in a public place that nothing else mattered?
      5
    • were you able to find somewhere to shit?
      0
    • after that, did you feel better?
      0
    • did you get laid after that?
      1
    • did you clean up first?
      0


Recommended Posts

i haven't been on the board for a while and i got overstimulated. i feel better now after my visit to the john.

what i really meant to say was, .........

i'm frustrated cuz i couldn't register on ebay for a nordic rider.

apparently they won't let you if you're on somebody else's computer, which i am.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh hell ya, make a nice nest and do the hover and your good to squirt... Nothing worse then getting to the club and your stomach is all twisted up b/c of some illegal substance.. Gotta freckle the bowl, wouldn't wanna shit myself while doing the running man.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest gabo
Originally posted by shugabooga

whats up w/ the world today

i gotta ask

im frustrated

have you done this or had it done to you

holy shit its shugabooga!! whats up hun, havent seen u around for a lonnnng time. glad to see ya.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by somebitch

public bathrooms gross me out.

the one at my job always smells like crap. ALWAYS.

sorry, no one needs to know this or cares but i needed to vent about it for a while now. have a good day everyone.

:puke:

YES! I just had a great vision of Somebitch's fine ass sitting on a bowl dropping a deuce.

Thanks

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i'll tell you about having to shit in a public place-

about 5 years ago i was traveling around Europe with my g/f. we'd met up with my brother and were staying with some family friends in Geneva, and happened to be there the weekend that the "Fete de Geneve" (Geneva Festival) was going on. its this huge party that lasts the full weekend, about 300-400K people from all over Europe come, and throw down, needless to say its a great time.

my run in with the "john" occurred on the Sunday night of this weekend. the family we'd been staying with had been feeding us at every possible occasion, and at everyone of these meals they had this ice tea that tasted delicious. its great taste combined with the thirst created by the summer heat and boozing caused me to drink this stuff by the gallon. after dinner on that sunday night we headed back down to the lake where all the partying was going on. about half way there i started to feel an unnatural rumbling in my stomach, the likes of which i'd never felt. i knew i wasn't hungry, as we'd just eaten and thought it was probably nothing more than a bit of indegestion. as we got to the festival i started to realize the perilous situation that i found myself in, i was at the mercy of my bowels. initially i somehow thought i'd be able to control the urges and talk my way out of this situation, but about a minute later i realized this was a code red situation and that i needed to find a place to relieve myself STAT. as i looked around i saw what appeared to be a nice quiet row of "Port a Potties" in the distance, with another grouping closer, but in a mass of people. i decided i would go for the ones further away, not realizing that with every step, the force building withing my bowels would increase exponentially.

as i approached the "Port a Potties" a panic rushed over me at the prospect of having to bare my ass to this revolting thing, the panic disappeared just as quickly when i realized i would shit my pants if didn't get in there and drop my drawers. it wasn't a moment to soon either, my ass blew up, and immense feeling of relief rushed over me as i sat there emptying out. then i remembered where i was and got the fuck out.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by kaydup

How is this kinky by the way?

Are you shitting on someone??

not shitting on anyone. that would be beyond kinky! i just gave it a catchy title. i dunno, i was kinda wasted and wanted to stir up some shit. i have to say, i was worried about how stupid the poll was, it's not really even a poll. but that's what i love about the sex board. it's usually a pretty safe haven for free speech or whatever you wanna call it. my friend and i laughed like hell at alla y'all's replies. (i'm down in georgia visiting friends so i had to talk a little country for y'all.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by gabo

holy shit its shugabooga!! whats up hun, havent seen u around for a lonnnng time. glad to see ya.

hey gabo, what's up! yeah, i don't post much these days. so much has changed.......i no longer have a desk job with a computer, no computer at home.....so i don't get online much, and when i do, it's usually at an internet cafe where i have to pay, so i just do what i need to do. so most likely i won't post again for a while, but it sure has been fun!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by sd

i'll tell you about having to shit in a public place-

about 5 years ago i was traveling around Europe with my g/f. we'd met up with my brother and were staying with some family friends in Geneva, and happened to be there the weekend that the "Fete de Geneve" (Geneva Festival) was going on. its this huge party that lasts the full weekend, about 300-400K people from all over Europe come, and throw down, needless to say its a great time.

my run in with the "john" occurred on the Sunday night of this weekend. the family we'd been staying with had been feeding us at every possible occasion, and at everyone of these meals they had this ice tea that tasted delicious. its great taste combined with the thirst created by the summer heat and boozing caused me to drink this stuff by the gallon. after dinner on that sunday night we headed back down to the lake where all the partying was going on. about half way there i started to feel an unnatural rumbling in my stomach, the likes of which i'd never felt. i knew i wasn't hungry, as we'd just eaten and thought it was probably nothing more than a bit of indegestion. as we got to the festival i started to realize the perilous situation that i found myself in, i was at the mercy of my bowels. initially i somehow thought i'd be able to control the urges and talk my way out of this situation, but about a minute later i realized this was a code red situation and that i needed to find a place to relieve myself STAT. as i looked around i saw what appeared to be a nice quiet row of "Port a Potties" in the distance, with another grouping closer, but in a mass of people. i decided i would go for the ones further away, not realizing that with every step, the force building withing my bowels would increase exponentially.

as i approached the "Port a Potties" a panic rushed over me at the prospect of having to bare my ass to this revolting thing, the panic disappeared just as quickly when i realized i would shit my pants if didn't get in there and drop my drawers. it wasn't a moment to soon either, my ass blew up, and immense feeling of relief rushed over me as i sat there emptying out. then i remembered where i was and got the fuck out.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONEEE TIME AT VICIIIIIIIIIIIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS AT ROXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY I HAD TO GO POOOP SO BADY BUD I COULDN'T MAKE THE LINNNNNNNNEEEEEEE WAITTTT WOOOOO!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! EHS WHAT IS DEE BEEEEFPILLLE TO DOOOO! SO I WENT INTO THEEE STALLLL BUT i COULDN'T STOP DANCN CUZ VIIIIIIIICIOUSSSS WAAAAAS TEEEEEARIN IT UP WIT HIZ MIRAKOLOUUUUUUS HAIIIIIIIIIIR yEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH BOYYYYYYYYYYEEEE SOOOO IM IN DE STALL AND ALLL I CANZ THINK ABOUT IS DEE FAWWWWWWWWWKIN SIIIIIICK BEATZZZZZZ AND THEN AAAAAAAAASPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSIONNN! POOOOOOOOOOOP EVERYWHER I WASSSSS SOOOOOO IMBARTRRRESD.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH BOYEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :drunk:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by TrentBeefpile

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONEEE TIME AT VICIIIIIIIIIIIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS AT ROXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY I HAD TO GO POOOP SO BADY BUD I COULDN'T MAKE THE LINNNNNNNNEEEEEEE WAITTTT WOOOOO!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! EHS WHAT IS DEE BEEEEFPILLLE TO DOOOO! SO I WENT INTO THEEE STALLLL BUT i COULDN'T STOP DANCN CUZ VIIIIIIIICIOUSSSS WAAAAAS TEEEEEARIN IT UP WIT HIZ MIRAKOLOUUUUUUS HAIIIIIIIIIIR yEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH BOYYYYYYYYYYEEEE SOOOO IM IN DE STALL AND ALLL I CANZ THINK ABOUT IS DEE FAWWWWWWWWWKIN SIIIIIICK BEATZZZZZZ AND THEN AAAAAAAAASPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSIONNN! POOOOOOOOOOOP EVERYWHER I WASSSSS SOOOOOO IMBARTRRRESD.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH BOYEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :drunk:

mi amor

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...