shugabooga Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 whats up w/ the world todayi gotta askim frustratedhave you done this or had it done to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted December 4 Author Report Share Posted December 4 i haven't been on the board for a while and i got overstimulated. i feel better now after my visit to the john.what i really meant to say was, .........i'm frustrated cuz i couldn't register on ebay for a nordic rider. apparently they won't let you if you're on somebody else's computer, which i am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 public bathrooms gross me out.the one at my job always smells like crap. ALWAYS. sorry, no one needs to know this or cares but i needed to vent about it for a while now. have a good day everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Yes, I have had to take a shit so bad that it had to be done in a public bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Oh hell ya, make a nice nest and do the hover and your good to squirt... Nothing worse then getting to the club and your stomach is all twisted up b/c of some illegal substance.. Gotta freckle the bowl, wouldn't wanna shit myself while doing the running man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 How is this kinky by the way?Are you shitting on someone?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 "I eat little peices of shit like you for breakfast"" ewww, you eat little peices of shit for breakfast"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyarmani Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by xlr8ted "I eat little peices of shit like you for breakfast"" ewww, you eat little peices of shit for breakfast"? :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by shugabooga whats up w/ the world todayi gotta askim frustratedhave you done this or had it done to you holy shit its shugabooga!! whats up hun, havent seen u around for a lonnnng time. glad to see ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by gabo holy shit its shugabooga!! whats up hun, havent seen u around for a lonnnng time. glad to see ya. This is a woman who posted this :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by somebitch public bathrooms gross me out.the one at my job always smells like crap. ALWAYS. sorry, no one needs to know this or cares but i needed to vent about it for a while now. have a good day everyone. YES! I just had a great vision of Somebitch's fine ass sitting on a bowl dropping a deuce.Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 hey girls gotta crap too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by tranzwhore hey girls gotta crap too. True Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by tranzwhore hey girls gotta crap too. I know, it was a huge turn on for me...that shit (no pun intended) gets me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by nomembername I know, it was a huge turn on for me...that shit (no pun intended) gets me off. Do the Doo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 girls dont poop. they just sprinkle fairy dust and they're all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by iamme girls dont poop. they just sprinkle fairy dust and they're all good. Is it the same fairy dust I sprinkle after a night of drinking beers and my x-large coffee in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originaly posted by xlr8tedIs it the same fairy dust I sprinkle after a night of drinking beers and my x-large coffee in the morning?that isnt fairy dust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sd Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 i'll tell you about having to shit in a public place-about 5 years ago i was traveling around Europe with my g/f. we'd met up with my brother and were staying with some family friends in Geneva, and happened to be there the weekend that the "Fete de Geneve" (Geneva Festival) was going on. its this huge party that lasts the full weekend, about 300-400K people from all over Europe come, and throw down, needless to say its a great time.my run in with the "john" occurred on the Sunday night of this weekend. the family we'd been staying with had been feeding us at every possible occasion, and at everyone of these meals they had this ice tea that tasted delicious. its great taste combined with the thirst created by the summer heat and boozing caused me to drink this stuff by the gallon. after dinner on that sunday night we headed back down to the lake where all the partying was going on. about half way there i started to feel an unnatural rumbling in my stomach, the likes of which i'd never felt. i knew i wasn't hungry, as we'd just eaten and thought it was probably nothing more than a bit of indegestion. as we got to the festival i started to realize the perilous situation that i found myself in, i was at the mercy of my bowels. initially i somehow thought i'd be able to control the urges and talk my way out of this situation, but about a minute later i realized this was a code red situation and that i needed to find a place to relieve myself STAT. as i looked around i saw what appeared to be a nice quiet row of "Port a Potties" in the distance, with another grouping closer, but in a mass of people. i decided i would go for the ones further away, not realizing that with every step, the force building withing my bowels would increase exponentially. as i approached the "Port a Potties" a panic rushed over me at the prospect of having to bare my ass to this revolting thing, the panic disappeared just as quickly when i realized i would shit my pants if didn't get in there and drop my drawers. it wasn't a moment to soon either, my ass blew up, and immense feeling of relief rushed over me as i sat there emptying out. then i remembered where i was and got the fuck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted December 4 Author Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by kaydup How is this kinky by the way?Are you shitting on someone?? not shitting on anyone. that would be beyond kinky! i just gave it a catchy title. i dunno, i was kinda wasted and wanted to stir up some shit. i have to say, i was worried about how stupid the poll was, it's not really even a poll. but that's what i love about the sex board. it's usually a pretty safe haven for free speech or whatever you wanna call it. my friend and i laughed like hell at alla y'all's replies. (i'm down in georgia visiting friends so i had to talk a little country for y'all.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted December 4 Author Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by gabo holy shit its shugabooga!! whats up hun, havent seen u around for a lonnnng time. glad to see ya. hey gabo, what's up! yeah, i don't post much these days. so much has changed.......i no longer have a desk job with a computer, no computer at home.....so i don't get online much, and when i do, it's usually at an internet cafe where i have to pay, so i just do what i need to do. so most likely i won't post again for a while, but it sure has been fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 Originally posted by sd i'll tell you about having to shit in a public place-about 5 years ago i was traveling around Europe with my g/f. we'd met up with my brother and were staying with some family friends in Geneva, and happened to be there the weekend that the "Fete de Geneve" (Geneva Festival) was going on. its this huge party that lasts the full weekend, about 300-400K people from all over Europe come, and throw down, needless to say its a great time.my run in with the "john" occurred on the Sunday night of this weekend. the family we'd been staying with had been feeding us at every possible occasion, and at everyone of these meals they had this ice tea that tasted delicious. its great taste combined with the thirst created by the summer heat and boozing caused me to drink this stuff by the gallon. after dinner on that sunday night we headed back down to the lake where all the partying was going on. about half way there i started to feel an unnatural rumbling in my stomach, the likes of which i'd never felt. i knew i wasn't hungry, as we'd just eaten and thought it was probably nothing more than a bit of indegestion. as we got to the festival i started to realize the perilous situation that i found myself in, i was at the mercy of my bowels. initially i somehow thought i'd be able to control the urges and talk my way out of this situation, but about a minute later i realized this was a code red situation and that i needed to find a place to relieve myself STAT. as i looked around i saw what appeared to be a nice quiet row of "Port a Potties" in the distance, with another grouping closer, but in a mass of people. i decided i would go for the ones further away, not realizing that with every step, the force building withing my bowels would increase exponentially. as i approached the "Port a Potties" a panic rushed over me at the prospect of having to bare my ass to this revolting thing, the panic disappeared just as quickly when i realized i would shit my pants if didn't get in there and drop my drawers. it wasn't a moment to soon either, my ass blew up, and immense feeling of relief rushed over me as i sat there emptying out. then i remembered where i was and got the fuck out. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentBeefpile Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONEEE TIME AT VICIIIIIIIIIIIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS AT ROXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY I HAD TO GO POOOP SO BADY BUD I COULDN'T MAKE THE LINNNNNNNNEEEEEEE WAITTTT WOOOOO!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! EHS WHAT IS DEE BEEEEFPILLLE TO DOOOO! SO I WENT INTO THEEE STALLLL BUT i COULDN'T STOP DANCN CUZ VIIIIIIIICIOUSSSS WAAAAAS TEEEEEARIN IT UP WIT HIZ MIRAKOLOUUUUUUS HAIIIIIIIIIIR yEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH BOYYYYYYYYYYEEEE SOOOO IM IN DE STALL AND ALLL I CANZ THINK ABOUT IS DEE FAWWWWWWWWWKIN SIIIIIICK BEATZZZZZZ AND THEN AAAAAAAAASPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSIONNN! POOOOOOOOOOOP EVERYWHER I WASSSSS SOOOOOO IMBARTRRRESD.YEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH BOYEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted December 5 Report Share Posted December 5 Originally posted by TrentBeefpile YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONEEE TIME AT VICIIIIIIIIIIIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS AT ROXEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY I HAD TO GO POOOP SO BADY BUD I COULDN'T MAKE THE LINNNNNNNNEEEEEEE WAITTTT WOOOOO!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! EHS WHAT IS DEE BEEEEFPILLLE TO DOOOO! SO I WENT INTO THEEE STALLLL BUT i COULDN'T STOP DANCN CUZ VIIIIIIIICIOUSSSS WAAAAAS TEEEEEARIN IT UP WIT HIZ MIRAKOLOUUUUUUS HAIIIIIIIIIIR yEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH BOYYYYYYYYYYEEEE SOOOO IM IN DE STALL AND ALLL I CANZ THINK ABOUT IS DEE FAWWWWWWWWWKIN SIIIIIICK BEATZZZZZZ AND THEN AAAAAAAAASPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSIONNN! POOOOOOOOOOOP EVERYWHER I WASSSSS SOOOOOO IMBARTRRRESD.YEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH BOYEEEEEEEEEEE!!! mi amor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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