b-side Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 O.K. I finally found a nice young lady that excites me enough.. to want to pleasure her.... (After 6 months of Celibacy)I wait like a week or so before I start getting intimate with her... We fall sleep (cuddle) together three different times before we do anything.....And then when we finally get busy... after she cums two times... I get real excited... flip her over like a Flap-Jack... and start workin' it Bogle-Style... and Oooppppsss I accidentally hit the wrong hole... She screams & cums at the same time... I didn't go all the way in... but it was far enough for her to be outta commission for a while...I FELT SOOOOO BAD.... it was not intentional.... I think she know that but... What could I say besides SORRY! ? Has this happened to anyone here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thehog Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by b-side O.K. I finally found a nice young lady that excites me enough.. to want to pleasure her.... (After 6 months of Celibacy)I wait like a week or so before I start getting intimate with her... We fall sleep (cuddle) together three different times before we do anything.....And then when we finally get busy... after she cums two times... I get real excited... flip her over like a Flap-Jack... and start workin' it Bogle-Style... and Oooppppsss I accidentally hit the wrong hole... She screams & cums at the same time... I didn't go all the way in... but it was far enough for her to be outta commission for a while...I FELT SOOOOO BAD.... it was not intentional.... I think she know that but... What could I say besides SORRY! ? Has this happened to anyone here ? not intentional my ass!LoL jkbut yeah it happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-side Posted January 2 Author Report Share Posted January 2 I was worried until the next day we both laughed about it... But, (no pun intended) I'm a little upset because I wasn't done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 :eek: OMG I had a boyfriend that accidentally missed the target... i screamed like a little bitch... ouchie.... I'm sure it's all good B:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by lolahotass :eek: OMG I had a boyfriend that accidentally missed the target... i screamed like a little bitch... ouchie.... I'm sure it's all good B:D you need the right man that knows how to work it in there so that it is pleasurable for you. after all when it comes to sex, I'm all about pleasing my women. PM me, we'll set up a practice session not to mention...it makes it easier for me to slide it in the poopa since I'm so small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by lolahotass OMG I had a boyfriend that accidentally missed the target... i Its never an accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by nomembername you need the right man that knows how to work it in there so that it is pleasurable for you. after all when it comes to sex, I'm all about pleasing my women. PM me, we'll set up a practice session not to mention...it makes it easier for me to slide it in the poopa since I'm so small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by xlr8ted Its never an accident. figures.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-side Posted January 2 Author Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by xlr8ted Its never an accident. Anyone who knowes me would tell you that I'm NOT the ANAL avenger.... I rarely find it interesting.. But Accidents DO happen....She moved down when I moved up... and wRONG hOLE!i was only a few centimeters of target... and I honestly feel bad about it...Should I send Flowers....Damn this is weird..... Usually I give all the advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by b-side Anyone who knowes me would tell you that I'm NOT the ANAL avenger.... I rarely find it interesting.. But Accidents DO happen....She moved down when I moved up... and wRONG hOLE!i was only a few centimeters of target... and I honestly feel bad about it...Should I send Flowers....Damn this is weird..... Usually I give all the advice Flowers are always nice no matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 By the way, if you actually went in BY ACCIDENT, she must have been VERY aroused and relaxed to go in at all.....then she tensed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by b-side Anyone who knowes me would tell you that I'm NOT the ANAL avenger.... I rarely find it interesting.. But Accidents DO happen....She moved down when I moved up... and wRONG hOLE!i was only a few centimeters of target... and I honestly feel bad about it...Should I send Flowers....Damn this is weird..... Usually I give all the advice yes, send flowers and anal beads so she'll be warmed up for you next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by b-side Should I send Flowers.... :laugh: I would love to see her face when she reads that card...Sorry baby, You know that I didn't mean to stick it in your butt the other night. I hope I didn't tear anything. Hopefully we can look past this one painful experience and who knows maybe one day down the road we can give it another shot. 1-4-3,b-side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by nomembername :laugh: I would love to see her face when she reads that card...Sorry baby, You know that I didn't mean to stick it in your butt the other night. I hope I didn't tear anything. Hopefully we can look past this one painful experience and who knows maybe one day down the road we can give it another shot. 1-4-3,b-side :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by tranzwhore :laugh: wud up nigga? Hope you had a happy and safe new year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-side Posted January 2 Author Report Share Posted January 2 TW: How about... Some Flowers, AstroGlide & Beads Good One, NoMem, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Send her some Tucks pads and some Preparation H... that should make her feel better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trojanman Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by b-side TW: How about... Some Flowers, AstroGlide & Beads Good One, NoMem, good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by nomembername :laugh: I would love to see her face when she reads that card...Sorry baby, You know that I didn't mean to stick it in your butt the other night. I hope I didn't tear anything. Hopefully we can look past this one painful experience and who knows maybe one day down the road we can give it another shot. 1-4-3,b-side LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by nomembername wud up nigga? Hope you had a happy and safe new year! hope you did too, NMN! i had waaaaaaay tooooooooo much fun and i'm sport'n a new ride. so far 2004 has been the shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 my last ex seemed to have trouble finding the right hole on more than one occasion, which leads me to believe that he was trying to slip it in, while pretending it was a mistake. i never hesitated to give him direction in a speedy fashion, however ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by weyes my last ex seemed to have trouble finding the right hole on more than one occasion, which leads me to believe that he was trying to slip it in, while pretending it was a mistake. i never hesitated to give him direction in a speedy fashion, however ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 Originally posted by tranzwhore yes, send flowers and anal beads so she'll be warmed up for you next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted January 3 Report Share Posted January 3 ahh the old southern tresspass I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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