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NICK AND JESSICA getting a divorce!!


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Originally posted by tranzwhore

ummmm hello? have u seen sthe size of her jugs.

he better hang on tight!

You've got a better rack TW. AND a brain.

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I don't give a shit about Valium and Sloppy or whatever the fuck their names are or their fucking marriage is.

I think we should just fast forward with all this reality TV crap and just hit that fucking breaking point and be done with it. Totally hit the fucking wall with it.

Have say, Anna Kournikova shitting in some German Dudes mouth and he has to play a 25,000 dollar pyramid type game where he pantomines out the food contents to an American contestant without the help of a translator. He cannot use any paper towel products during the course of the round.

Or even better, get female Not-quite-A-List celebs to squirt some kind of funny object out of their foof. Say condiments. Yeah, whoever can eject the mustard 15 feet wins. Some shit like that.

Thats like, Gameshow type stuff. hmm..

For reality TV I'd say. Find some kind of funny subject.. Like a lactating Transvetite barmaid in Omaha. And like, follow her around and film when she does furry porn and stuff. Yiff!

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Originally posted by sheendawg

Caught glimpse of an article saying that they were laughing all the way to the back....she can't POSSIBLY be that stupid, it's an act.

Paris Hilton essentially said the same thing when asked about her shenanigans on The Simple Life.

oh of course they were laughing all the way to the back. wtf?

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