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Originally posted by digitalphoenix

LOL! :laugh:

I remember that!!!

I'm having fun with this thread!! :D

When I say chicken you say head chicken, "Head Chicken",

or how about...

"The Dating Game by Gucci Crew 2",

Now bachelor number #1 what do you do? I

really don't know but i'll take a chance we can go to hawaiit or even japan, hop on my jet LOL......:tongue:

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Originally posted by stogiey2k2

When I say chicken you say head chicken, "Head Chicken",

or how about...

"The Dating Game by Gucci Crew 2",

Now bachelor number #1 what do you do? I

really don't know but i'll take a chance we can go to hawaiit or even japan, hop on my jet LOL......:tongue:

Damn Stogie, you gonna make me put on my rubber gloves and dig DEEP into the real old shyt!!

Beastie Boys - And whut's the time.....it's time to get ILL!!!

Kwame - Only uuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

3rd Bass - We're lookin' for the Brooklyn, we are lookin' for the Brooklyn....Brooklyn queens!!

:D:D:D

OLD SKOOL ROCKS THA BLOCK!!!

EVERYONE STOP....STARE....AND DROP!!!

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Me and Kid Sensation and that home away from home

In the Black Benz Limo with the cellular phone

I'm callin' up the posse it's time to get rippin'

The freaks a need a sunroof to keep you sucka's trippin'

Everybody's lookin if your jealous turn around

The AMG kick keeps us closer to the ground

we're gettin' good grip from the 50 series tires

the Alpine's bumpin' but I need the volume higher--

cause the 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb--

we're rollin' Rainier, and the jealous wanna get some--

Every time we do, the sucka M.C.'s wanna battle--

I'm the man they love to hate, the J.R. Ewing of Seattle--

Picked up the posse on 23rd and Jackson--

headed for the strip, yes we're lookin' for some action--

the limo's kinda crowded, the whole car was leanin' back--

Maharaji's watchin' T.V. with two girlies on his lap--

On Martin Luther King.....the set looks kinda dead--

we need a new street so posse move ahead--

we all look kinda' SWASS the crew you can't forget--

the Mix-a-lot posse co' rippen' up the set--

My Posse's on Broadway........

UhhhRrrollin' with my posse we're gettin' kinda' bored--

there's not another posse with more points scored--

we don't walk around like criminals or flex like big gorillas--

my homeboy Kid Sensation is the teenage lady killa'--

Maharaji's on the def side dancin' like a freak--

the girlies see his booty and their knees get weak--

Larry is the white guy people think he's funny --

a real estate investa' who makes a lot of money--

Clockin' lots of dollas' we all got gold--

cruzin' in the Benz ain't got no place to go--

wheelin' 23rd we saw nuthin' but thugs--

the girlies was too skinny from smokin' all them drugs--

cause the rock man got 'em and their butts just dropped--

the freaks looked depressed 'cause the Benz won't stop--

at 23rd and Union the driver broke left--

Kevin shouted Broadway it's time to get def--

my girl blew me a kiss, she said I was the best--

she's lookin' mighty freaky in her black silk dress--

the closer that we get, the crazier that I feel--

the posse's on Broadway it's time to get ill--

My Posse's on Broadway.........

Cruzin' Broadway and my wheels spin slow--

rollin with my posse is the only way to go --

the girlies by the college was lookin for a ride--

we tried to pick them up but we had no room inside--

we put them on the trunk, we put them on the hood--

some sat up with the driver they made him feel good--

the posse's gettin' bigger, there's much too many freaks--

the muffler's draggin', my suspension's gettin' weak--

Now the posse's gettin' hungry, and Mix-a-Lot's treatin'--

we stopped at Taco Bell, for some Mexican eatin'--

but Taco Bell was closed, and the girls was on my tip--

they said, "Go back the other way, we'll stop and eat at Dick's"--

Dick's is the place where the crew hang out--

the SWASS like to play, and the rich flaunt clout--

posse to the burger stand, so big we walk in two's--

we're gettin' dirty looks, from those other sucka crews--

Kid Sensation dropped a $20, and didn't even miss it--

skeeza from anotha' crew, she picked it up and kissed it--

her boyfriend's illin', he went to slap her face--

My homeboy P.L.B. co' sprayed the boy with mace--

'Cause I never liked a punk, who beat up on his girl--

if you don't have game, then let her leave your world--

We took the girl with usssssss....with him she rode the busssss....

she gave the boy the finga', and the sucka starts to cussssss....

boy I gotta def posse, you gotta bunch of dudes--

you're broke co' cryin' bout the rock-man blues--

you beat up on your girl, and now you're all upset--

she's with the Mix-a-Lot posse, on the Broadway set--

My posse's on Broadway............. :D :D

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"Listen all you motherfuckers! Callin' alllll freaks!

Bull-daggers! Pussy riders! Shit eaters! Dick beaters!

Fags! Sissies! Asshole fuckers, or just plain ol' fuckers!"

Verse 1: Brother Marquis:

I'm a part of this, just like you

I'm a disciple of Satan, with work to do

I'll ride you to your death and squeeze blood from your breast

And work you like a sex slave, you gets no rest

I can see it in your eyes, the devil's deep inside

You're a masochistic freak in disguise

Your love is your pain, and pain is your gain

You'll force the fit just to feel the strain

You worship the bed with your life

Holding sessions of confession every moonlit night

You do it so good, tasting every ounce

Until the last drop, leaving nothing out!

Luke:

S & M! Bring yo' dick-suckin' friends!

S & M! Let the beatings begin!

S & M! Bring yo' momma and her friend!

S & M! Bring all your horny friends!

Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice

I wear my leather in the summer to every show

With my whip around my neck, I control the hoes

My sexual fantasies must be fulfilled,

Or my tensions will increase, and then I will ill

So I pulled a little girlie, this is what I did

Jumped in the ride, took her to the crib

Rushed her in the room, sat her on the bed,

Grabbed her by the ass and she gave me head

Then I turned her over, got it from the back

The pussy was sorry, so the bitch got slapped

Then I took my dick out, laid it on her chest

She put it in the middle, then she squeezed her breasts

As I got some feeling, this is what I said:

"Baby, baby, please! Just a little more head!"

Luke:

S & M! Bring yo' sister and her friend!

S & M! Bring all your hoey friends!

S & M! Bring yo' momma and her friend!

S & M! Let the beatings begin!

Woman:

"Piss dinkers ... overseas ... back off ... fuck off ... make yo' dick

stand or put yo' pussy in yo' hand! You want it, we got it!"

(Mixx cuts "Fuck me baby!" "Ooh daddy, beat me!"

"Come on and eat me baby!")

Luke:

S & M! Bring yo' dick-suckin' friends!

S & M! Let the beatings begin!

S & M! Bring all your horny friends!

S & M! LET THE ORGY BEGIN!!

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Intro: (sound of woman being fucked)

Verse 1

[bM] When the party's over, we can get together,

Go to my house and fuck forever,

And do whatever comes to mind

Let me stick my dick in your behind

You can pour me a glass of Dom Perignon

Then suck my dick until I cum

Soft is your body, tender is your kiss

C'mon, baby, we can do this!

[FKI] No need to act stuck-up, pretty and seditty

Got a funky disposition and you think you're witty

You're not used to people saying things like this

It's called criticism, and not a diss

I only give compliments when they are due

Now I'm gonna tell you all the truth

You claim to be a virgin, I mean the purest

I'll be gentle, baby, 'cause we can do this!

Verse 2

[bM] Love is the key to end all your woes

You'll be my bitch, not a dirty hoe

Together as one we will be

I'll be fucking you and you'll be sucking me

Then lick my ass up and down

Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown

Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss

C'mon, baby, we can do this!

[FKI] Bitch, it's time to spend the night

Let's walk the beach in the moonlight

Holding each other like lovers do

When the pussy's wet, I'll know what to do

Makin' love, holdin' you near

Screams and moans is all I hear

Quick is your tongue, soft is your lips

Suck it, bitch, 'cause you can do this!

Verse 3

[bM] Let's get it goin' on, let's act a fool

Listen and learn while I take you to school

You say you don't fuck on the first date?

Then fuck you, bitch! I ain't gonna wait

'Cause my dick is hard and my back is strong

I'll find another bitch to get it on

'Cause now is the time so stop the bullshit

C'mon, baby, we can do this!

[FKI] As you move your body, the shit you say

Will make any man want to stay

'Cause being with you is all I ask

And fucking you will be my task

My lonely nights will be filled with fun

No more clubs and sex on the run

Just suck this dick, while here I lay

You can do this, so c'mon, babe!

(Mixx cuts "Fuck me, bitch!")

Verse 4

[bM] Bitch, you say you's gonna give me some

Now you wanna start acting dumb

You wanna play cat and mouse

When I catch you, I'ma stick my dick in your mouth

Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin'

Just fuck me good until I skeet

Bitch, stop fakin', you need to quit it

C'mon, baby, 'cause we can do this!

[FKI] Step to me and fall to your knees

Suck this dick, put me at ease

Do something special you know I like

Smokin' head and please don't bite

Slow and easy I pull the seat back

Up and down, as I climax

Steady in motion, I quietly say

We can do this, so suck it, babe!

Woman's voice:

"I think that type of sexual activity is disgusting!"

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

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Originally posted by omarg

just curious. Why wouldnt I want to know? After all, this is a dance music board. Are you really that unfriendly?

Dude. MOST people in here are dj's!

Stick around kid and you'll see who is who :laugh:

The question should be: WHO is NOT a DJ???

I'm not. I used to be.

Now I play with mixing software for just for fun and no one considers that DJ'ing (at least real dj's dont).

:dj:

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Originally posted by koky

Intro: (sound of woman being fucked)

Verse 1

[bM] When the party's over, we can get together,

Go to my house and fuck forever,

And do whatever comes to mind

Let me stick my dick in your behind

You can pour me a glass of Dom Perignon

Then suck my dick until I cum

Soft is your body, tender is your kiss

C'mon, baby, we can do this!

[FKI] No need to act stuck-up, pretty and seditty

Got a funky disposition and you think you're witty

You're not used to people saying things like this

It's called criticism, and not a diss

I only give compliments when they are due

Now I'm gonna tell you all the truth

You claim to be a virgin, I mean the purest

I'll be gentle, baby, 'cause we can do this!

Verse 2

[bM] Love is the key to end all your woes

You'll be my bitch, not a dirty hoe

Together as one we will be

I'll be fucking you and you'll be sucking me

Then lick my ass up and down

Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown

Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss

C'mon, baby, we can do this!

[FKI] Bitch, it's time to spend the night

Let's walk the beach in the moonlight

Holding each other like lovers do

When the pussy's wet, I'll know what to do

Makin' love, holdin' you near

Screams and moans is all I hear

Quick is your tongue, soft is your lips

Suck it, bitch, 'cause you can do this!

Verse 3

[bM] Let's get it goin' on, let's act a fool

Listen and learn while I take you to school

You say you don't fuck on the first date?

Then fuck you, bitch! I ain't gonna wait

'Cause my dick is hard and my back is strong

I'll find another bitch to get it on

'Cause now is the time so stop the bullshit

C'mon, baby, we can do this!

[FKI] As you move your body, the shit you say

Will make any man want to stay

'Cause being with you is all I ask

And fucking you will be my task

My lonely nights will be filled with fun

No more clubs and sex on the run

Just suck this dick, while here I lay

You can do this, so c'mon, babe!

(Mixx cuts "Fuck me, bitch!")

Verse 4

[bM] Bitch, you say you's gonna give me some

Now you wanna start acting dumb

You wanna play cat and mouse

When I catch you, I'ma stick my dick in your mouth

Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin'

Just fuck me good until I skeet

Bitch, stop fakin', you need to quit it

C'mon, baby, 'cause we can do this!

[FKI] Step to me and fall to your knees

Suck this dick, put me at ease

Do something special you know I like

Smokin' head and please don't bite

Slow and easy I pull the seat back

Up and down, as I climax

Steady in motion, I quietly say

We can do this, so suck it, babe!

Woman's voice:

"I think that type of sexual activity is disgusting!"

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

How about this one Kokster?

If you want the best put the test

and i'm sure you'll soon agree

that i got not choice because i'm down by yours

when it comes to rock its me you see when i was

a little baby boy my momma gave me a brand new

toy, two turntables and a mike and i learned to rock

like a dolomight, a go crazy a go crazy don't let your body

be hazy turn out your ears and open your eyes if you don't

know how get ready to learn cuz cosmo d's turn a bird,

a Jam On It Jam On It.....

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Originally posted by digitalphoenix

Dude. MOST people in here are dj's!

Stick around kid and you'll see who is who :laugh:

The question should be: WHO is NOT a DJ???

I'm not. I used to be.

Now I play with mixing software for just for fun and no one considers that DJ'ing (at least real dj's dont).

:dj:

same here Ive gigged a few times back in in the mid to late 90's at Mission (privilege) and a few other spots and screw around with software myself

longevity is very hard for dj's,usually things like marriage, kids and getting a real job get in the way

though it seems there about ten times as many so called dj's today imo :blank:

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