kaydup Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by nomembername Jesus Christ guys...he's not gonna break stuff in his own home. What the fuck's wrong with you people? Well WTF kind of chicken is this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 i think that is where smokesum is hiding tommyarmani... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by kaydup Well WTF kind of chicken is this a lame one cause he wont do any of the things I am asking him to do... set himself on fire, slit his throat, break furniture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Do a backflip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by xlr8ted Do a backflip. i cant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by fkornre i think that is where smokesum is hiding tommyarmani... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by fkornre i cant... Fuckin do it damn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by xlr8ted Fuckin do it damn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 "bark like a dog"...my man even lifts his leg to take a piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsblend Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 I asked him to pick up a chair and all he did was throw the cushions everywhere!....He looked pissed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbalou Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by mrsblend I asked him to pick up a chair and all he did was throw the cushions everywhere!....He looked pissed! wouldnt you if you had to wear a chicken suit and do things weirdos say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Why wont he jerk off for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by ladyshady Why wont he jerk off for me? NMN would be more than happy to for u... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 YES, he does push-ups ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 omfg told him to hop on one leg and he did lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 It seems it's verb and noun recognition .. but doesnt recognize slang. Stock responses for each body part and then for stock motions (he wont squat, but will bend over).Move the chair - not doneSquat - Not doneBend over - DoneFlex - Done (that was suprising)Rub your nose - doneLick your feet - not doneScratch your feet - doneGrab your n**ts and shake your wings - not done (scratches his nose) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by ladyshady Why wont he jerk off for me? He doesn't recognize slang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by gabo wouldnt you if you had to wear a chicken suit and do things weirdos say I asked him to pick up the phone and call for the CP limo - Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 he did the roger rabbit for me, but when i asked him to do the running man, he ran around in a circle . and i can't get him to sit on the floor. what's so hard about that?ask him to shake a tailfeather, though; that's really cute .you guys crack me up !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 i asked him to "choke his chicken" he just stared at me...i think he got beef yo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 i love this chicken. he listens well. i keep making him do things. i think he's tired but i can't stop giving him orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 i asked him to make me a chicken sandwich...and he took the two cushions off of the couch and put one on either side of him lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muzikchick Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 nah, I'm not much into animated chickens.with so much beef....and sausage in the world.....chickens actually, in reality, do whatever the fuck they wanna do....they just follow the corn..........but, chicks...they are cutey pies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shortyrockrox Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 I really would love to know how that works!!! I asked him to do the Irish Jig and he did:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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