captainpec Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Anyone ever been injured from having sex or performing sexual acts? If you feel so inclined to mention that you have the clap, feel free to post away, but don't be angered if he laugh... I'm talking about being burned with hot wax, nail marks, biting your neck too hard, etc. Sex is fun, but the aftermath hurts sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Yea we fell of the trampolin and I pulled a muscle in my back. There was no sex for a week. But once i felt better we were at it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danadane420 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Oh My God!!!! What A Good Thread!!!! Good Shit Captain!! Hell Yeah -- Last Summer I Fell Out Of A Cadalliac Escalade And Sprained My Ankle---it Was Funny At The Moment--but How Painful--we Were Drunk And I Was Trying To Put My Clothes Back On And I Fell Out Of The Truck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindfaqd Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 I have personally never been injured but a friend of mine (45) was dating a girl about 28 who was a sex freak. They were going at it and he fell out, she jammed back so hard that they missed ea/ other and his dick bent in half. The way he told me his member swelled up to be the size of an apple at the bend before he passed out. His cock was in a sling for a week and a half. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Oh My God!!!! What A Good Thread!!!! Good Shit Captain!! Hell Yeah -- Last Summer I Fell Out Of A Cadalliac Escalade And Sprained My Ankle---it Was Funny At The Moment--but How Painful--we Were Drunk And I Was Trying To Put My Clothes Back On And I Fell Out Of The Truck!!!Why Do You Capitolize Every Word Of All Your Sentences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahn Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 nail marks on my back and neck..........her ass being red from my belt........................hey....some girls are freaks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danadane420 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Why Do You Capitolize Every Word Of All Your Sentences?I DON'T KNOW---I'M A BOLD GIRL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted July 8 Author Report Share Posted July 8 I have personally never been injured but a friend of mine (45) was dating a girl about 28 who was a sex freak. They were going at it and he fell out, she jammed back so hard that they missed ea/ other and his dick bent in half. The way he told me his member swelled up to be the size of an apple at the bend before he passed out. His cock was in a sling for a week and a half. lol.That almost happen to me once with some stupid bitch from Long Island... she thought she was riding a pogo stick. I ended that one after that unpleasant experience she called sex... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted July 8 Author Report Share Posted July 8 Trying to think of a contribution to this thread and I finally remembered one... probably around four years ago with my ex. We just kept having sex every couple hours or so one day. I believe we arrived at six or seven times and these weren't little wham, bang thank you man encounters (I can't honestly say I don't think I can do that much in one day anymore). Well, the last time was unpleasant since it felt like the skin on my dick was going to fall off and my tool was throbbing for the next couple days from all the work. Needless to say, there was no sex for almost a week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 yah i pulled my hamstrings once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 I smacked my head off the wall once. that hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 The way he told me his member swelled up to be the size of an apple at the bend before he passed out. His cock was in a sling for a week and a half. lol.I shouldn't laugh at a fellow male going through something like that, but that's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 one night we did it 3 times and was really hard, loud sex. i was feeling really good at the time (hence the noise ), but when we had finished i had bled on the sheets a bit, and not period-type blood. too bad i didn't come; with this ex it was always so close - so close ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 ...these weren't little wham, bang thank you man encounters ... *wham bam thank you ma'am Can't dismiss those headboard injuries...a gurl can pass out if hit too hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 yah i pulled my hamstrings onceLMAO...i did this once as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 LMAO...i did this once as well...its the fuckin worse, you dont realize how bad the pain is til your cummin and then just collapse, I did anyway and man did that shit fucking hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0otsh3ll Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 porn blooper videos are funny. has any1 seen that video of some girl in the shower holding on to the rail. then it breaks and she bust her ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamimonk Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 my head started looking like it was cut from fucking some much is one day, it looked like I had scarpped it all over cement, it hurt to shower, go in water, for days until it scabbed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 its the fuckin worse, you dont realize how bad the pain is til your cummin and then just collapse, I did anyway and man did that shit fucking hurtLOL...funny shit man...i was bangin this girl in my car and when i tried to roll her over and get on top of her my hamstring pulled and man was i in pain...it was funny cause i actually had to wait until the pain sort of went away before i could continue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 all my victims... uhh, i mean dates.... are injured after i'm done with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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