djrx06 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit. 3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?" 4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit. 5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years. 6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit. 7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit. 8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit." 9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man's dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit. 10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 a few of those made me literally laugh out loud at my desk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tstelkhuni Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 thats cute, too bad its really not all about the clit - if it were life would be a lot simpler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DJGaryMatthews Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 thats cute, too bad its really not all about the clit - if it were life would be a lot simplerfuck yea it would. but instead u women are all "complex" and stuff and it takes us till the day we die to try to figure u out djrx06 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tc55 Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 fuck yea it would. but instead u women are all "complex" and stuff and it takes us till the day we die to try to figure u outlol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lilbarbiegirl Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN: 5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years. First give me the diamonds... then you can touch my clit... and if that's no good for you, i can easliy find someone else... lol tstelkhuni 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahn Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 First give me the diamonds... then you can touch my clit... and if that's no good for you, i can easliy find someone else... lolaaaah.........whores.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actingitup Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 All this clit talk is making me salivate I think the only thing God forgot to do is to put a creditcard swiper built into the clit, cause for us guys thats what it feels like sometimes murrrr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 aaaah.........whores.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 ok then....so whos clit should i touch first!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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murrrr Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 I think the only thing God forgot to do is to put a creditcard swiper built into the clit, cause for us guys thats what it feels like sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 LMAO!!! 10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit. 3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?" 4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit. 5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years. 6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit. 7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit. 8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit." 9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man's dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit. 10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekokaburi Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 All this clit talk is making me salivate I think the only thing God forgot to do is to put a creditcard swiper built into the clit, cause for us guys thats what it feels like sometimeslol dude, whenever a girl gives me that kind of feeling, i head for the hills any girl that INSISTS on fancy restaurants, expensive gifts, etc isnt worth the timenow, I dont mind taking a girl to a nice restaurant, or giving nice gifts and all... but every so often i just get that feeling, you know? and it just aint worth the troublesame with girls that act all flirty to get you to buy them drinks... only fell for it once, the first time it happened, though i did wind up going home with her friend instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit. 3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?" 4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit. 5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years. 6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit. 7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit. 8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit." 9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man's dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit. 10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit."I just finished reading this! Its not true but funny as all hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilbarbiegirl Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 aaaah.........whores..how so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djrx06 Posted August 5 Author Report Share Posted August 5 I just finished reading this! Its not true but funny as all hell! What do you mean? Of course it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondboheme Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 What do you mean? Of course it's true. to an extent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djrx06 Posted August 5 Author Report Share Posted August 5 to an extent Yeah 9 out of 10 are true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tstelkhuni Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 Yeah 9 out of 10 are true. like i said b4 - if it were, things would be a lot less complicated - depends on the situation tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 like i said b4 - if it were, things would be a lot less complicated - depends on the situation tho and like i said before....fuck yea it would!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahn Posted August 5 Report Share Posted August 5 how so?just an opinion....First give me the diamonds... then you can touch my clit... and if that's no good for you, i can easliy find someone else... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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