SlickSlider Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 (dgmodel) Sorry, I'm not familiar with that book/magazine, or what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 men- they may have you on your knees... but you've got them by the balls ~ sex in the city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 "The only way you can lose is if you don't win."Darrell G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 ..trying is failing with valor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 "We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy."sensei john kreese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 man on fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 2 quotes i like:"Nothing hurts, like your mouth.""Life is too short, unless someone you love goes first..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Relationships -- of all kinds -- are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but mostly it will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.Everyone should read and live by this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 ..i'm fuckin starving.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Relationships -- of all kinds -- are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but mostly it will be spilled. A relationships is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.Everyone should read and live by this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 "dont eat the yellow snow""be kind, rewind" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 ...lol......if it smells like bayonne ...leave it alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 "dont eat the yellow snow" fucking great !! wonder how many neighborhood kids have done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 ...fuckin jackass...they made a yellow snow cone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 "I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.I wish enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Good-bye.""It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them." This ones kinda long but its great..All right you women out there, listen closely. These guys you should look out for, the type of guy who is driving around listening to fucking dance music like Zombie Nation and stupid dumbass songs from the mid 90's that no body gives a shit about. You know they turn it up really loud to get your attention while driving by as if your going to throw yourself on top of the car and start pounding on the windshield and say "Oh, I love you because your playing Zombie Nation!" Yeah okay. What the fuck ever. What you do is, aim for the tires and fucking blow those shits out and then he will crash into a telephone pole. Fuck that shit, and watch out for those guys who come over on the weekend and all they do is watch football and then every five minutes they say "Hey babe, can you get me a beer from the fridge?" Fuck that shit! Tell that fat bastard to get up and get it himself. If he gives you a response like "well, I work all week" Well, you know what? I'm sure most of you women out there work all week and have to take care of a fucking child. Tell this fat bastard to get up and get his own beer. Tell him it's the least you can do since you've been carrying a child around in your stomach for nine months. These lazy fucking bastards just fucking piss me off and watch out for guys that call you by pet names more than they do your own name, and if they ever refer to you as "my girl" you drop that fucker like a rock... and not to get down on all you guys. Don't worry, there are women you should be looking out for too. All right, Like women that dress like damn sluts, you don't want to be affiliated with. If you can see more cleavage than a plumbers, ass don't get involved, it's just going to cause problems when you decide to become possessive and domineering over their life. Also watch out for women that wear expensive jewelry. You know, the kind of fucking bitch that has 15 different kinds of rings on each finger. Oh, and people with name plates. You know, these fucking women who have their names on this little chain as if they'd fucking forget and then women who have their own name tattooed on their own body. It's just stupid. Like are they really THAT stupid that they wake up in the morning and say "Oh my God! What's my name?" and they have to look at their ass in the mirror to find out who they are, "Oh that's right, I'm Amy." Give me a fucking break! You don't want to deal with women who doesn't know who they are. Oh, and here is a good test when your window shopping, if they pull you by your arm to a jewelry window, smash their hand into the window and run because you don't want to deal with some money hungry bitch. My only piece of advice to have a sound relationship is to leave each other alone. Don't be overly concerned. Don't try to domineer them, Let them be independent. Let them do what they want. You think you people can understand that? but yeah, there are some reasons to be suspicious. Like if your girl friend walks in the room with a condom on her head then you know you may want to ask a few questions but other than that try to trust the individual. If it doesn't work out, you know what? Fuck them! Let them drop dead from some weird disease. And die. You're better than that and you don't have to validate yourself through another person's life. Every individual is an island and can be an island. You do not need a significant other to live life. So stop seeking something that isn't there and move on.Suckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Stop the violenceStop The hateDrop your pantsAnd Masterbate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 "It takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Life is like a box of chocolates... You never know what your gonna get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 what about the key on the top of the box that tells you what each one is~!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 lol... you just had to go there huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 lol... you just had to go there huh? Yeah really... Fucker!Some boxes of candy do not come with the key on the top... But me personally I just squish each one till I find the one I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 "Too Young is a man in China" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 i once complained i had no shoes, till i met the man who had no feet.(my signature too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 ..i'm fuckin starving..wow...deep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 wow...deep......like a puddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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