guest00901 Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 To be read with a heavy/tough guy Italian accent. 'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mellow, Not a creature was stirrin', I had a gun unda my pillow. When up on da roof, I heard somethin' pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, "Ay keep it down!" When what to my Wanderin' eyes should appear, But dat hairy elf Vinny, And eight freggin' reindeer. Wit' a bad hackin' cough, And the stencha burped beer, I knew in a moment, Yo, da Kringle wuz here! Wit' a slap to dere snouts, And a yank on dere manes, He cursed and he shouted, And called dem by name. Yo Tony, Yo Frankie, Yo Sally, Yo Vito, Ay Joey, Ay Paulie, Ay Pepe, Ay Guido! As I drew out my gun And hid by da bed, Down came his friggin' boot On da top a my head. His eyes were all bloodshot, His b.o. wuz scary, His breath wuz like sewage, He had a mole dat wuz hairy. He spit in my eye, And he twisted my head. He soon let me know I should consider myself dead. Den pointin' a fat finga Right unda my nose, He let out some gas, And up da chimney he rose. He sprang to his sleigh, Obscenities screamin', And away dey all flew, Before he troo dem a beatin'. But I heard him exclaim, Or better yet grump, Merry Christmas to all, and Bite me, ya hump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Ok, we DEF need a joke off of some kind between sexxybabyd and sexxyme because these two have got to be the absolute worse....coincidence that both there names start with sexxy, I don't think so Note: I didn't even read the joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Note: I didn't even read the joke...lmao......neither did i.......i think the instant one star rating prob has more comedic value than the poem but i'll determine that later..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Wow, terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Ok, we DEF need a joke off of some kind between sexxybabyd and sexxyme because these two have got to be the absolute worse....coincidence that both there names start with sexxy, I don't think so Note: I didn't even read the jokea joke off, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 stick to kitchens and diapers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Ok, we DEF need a joke off of some kind between sexxybabyd and sexxyme because these two have got to be the absolute worse....coincidence that both there names start with sexxy, I don't think so Note: I didn't even read the jokeyour jokes are just not as funny as they used to be..sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 i love the star...one stizzzarr rratingggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 stick to kitchens and diapersdick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 To be read with a heavy/tough guy Italian accent. 'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mellow, Not a creature was stirrin', I had a gun unda my pillow. When up on da roof, I heard somethin' pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, "Ay keep it down!" When what to my Wanderin' eyes should appear, But dat hairy elf Vinny, And eight freggin' reindeer. Wit' a bad hackin' cough, And the stencha burped beer, I knew in a moment, Yo, da Kringle wuz here! Wit' a slap to dere snouts, And a yank on dere manes, He cursed and he shouted, And called dem by name. Yo Tony, Yo Frankie, Yo Sally, Yo Vito, Ay Joey, Ay Paulie, Ay Pepe, Ay Guido! As I drew out my gun And hid by da bed, Down came his friggin' boot On da top a my head. His eyes were all bloodshot, His b.o. wuz scary, His breath wuz like sewage, He had a mole dat wuz hairy. He spit in my eye, And he twisted my head. He soon let me know I should consider myself dead. Den pointin' a fat finga Right unda my nose, He let out some gas, And up da chimney he rose. He sprang to his sleigh, Obscenities screamin', And away dey all flew, Before he troo dem a beatin'. But I heard him exclaim, Or better yet grump, Merry Christmas to all, and Bite me, ya hump!pathetic. crowina 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 i guess her KTU friends find this funny...cause i dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 i agree with you. pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 your jokes are just not as funny as they used to be..sorry your poem wasn't a joke! it was heartwarming tribute to the soldiers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted December 9 Report Share Posted December 9 your poem wasn't a joke! it was heartwarming tribute to the soldiers! Thank you..!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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