deepspell Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 you can sleep on the couch tonight pendejo!![/juli] :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 ....you still have me al.......i'm willing to share........esp w/ someone like emjay........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 sweet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 you can sleep on the couch tonight pendejo!![/juli] don't worry deepspell...that's what I do every night, I actually enjoy it[/stymie] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 sweet!!i fucking lovee that picture lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 don't worry deepspell...that's what I do every night, I actually enjoy it[/stymie]he sleeps AND pluggs them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djuno Posted December 16 Author Report Share Posted December 16 definately gayer than gay can be, BUT don't you hate it when you're jerking it and your load busts a hole right through the kleenex and goes flying all over the place. Then you're like "ah fuck it, I don't know where it landed", so you just leave it. Then this happens a couple more times and before you know it you begin to notice jizz stains all over your house! Don't you just hate when that happens people! my house is full of jizz stains... i use to just spunk on the carpet cuz it was a tan color and u couldnt really see it.. then i put a black light to my rug and my hole house was basically covered in cum. i never walked barefoot again.UNO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 then use a double sheet of kleenex?!jeez, when did you start with this masturbation thing, a week ago?Bro, I use three kleenex's, two ply, but my loads are so damn powerful that I just blow a huge hole right through them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Just when u thought this thread couldnt get any worse ....... lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticRain Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Ever heard of a plastic cup? LMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Ever heard of a plastic cup? LMAO.a catchers mitt works better for me now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanyalover Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 a girls spat my own stuff in my mouth when she was to kiss me thats so nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticRain Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 LOL...that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 u suck at masturbating. you fail. crowina 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 u suck at masturbating. you fail. lmao, I never knew a guy could fail at masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaredgirl Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 you can sleep on the couch tonight pendejo!![/juli] by the way this is the must disgusting post i ever read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 lmao, I never knew a guy could fail at masturbating. neither did i...till i read his post. he definately failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 neither did i...till i read his post. he definately failed. so does this make all of us winners? I want my prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eunich Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 I cant shoot loads, a cunt bit off my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 I cant shoot loads, a cunt bit off my dick.umm here's to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eunich Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 umm here's to you... thanks, but i cant drink a lot, its hard to pee without a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 thanks, but i cant drink a lot, its hard to pee without a dick. well u must have a nub right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eunich Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 I have a tube hose thing and strAP ON for fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 I have a tube hose thing and strAP ON for fucking. I usually just wrap a bannana in a condom... girls cant tell the difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eunich Posted December 19 Report Share Posted December 19 banananas are mushy. You have a vagina? Are you a guy or a girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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