bbbooom Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 wait til she pisses and doesnt flush and throw that fucking test in the terlet. cnahces are shes lying about the prego b.c of the past sotries ya told her. and seriously, if she said shes gonna rat on you and your people let her know whatll happen when you tell them what she 'plans' on doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted January 5 Author Report Share Posted January 5 She always flushes..she used to not, but to train her, I'd just leave the toilet seat up. So that won't work. As for telling my friends what she said?? Hell no. They're already paranoid as it is. They've been telling me to leave her for months. The last thing I need is my friends to be worried about stuff I've "caused". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Looks can be decieving.... the Devil himself can come in many shapes and sizes and turn your life into Hell!!!!!GET OUT NOW....are you running? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 OMG Evan you are back!!! I missed these really I did...cant wait to read all this..oh and if this one happens to be true, then wtf are you doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyfacewrior Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 If shes doing all the tina you say she is, i dont think it matters whether she is really pregnant or not. You aint gonna have a kid by her anyway. You need to wait until shes in the closet and have your friends ambush your apartment just grabbin shit and runnin out and then change your credit card numbers, phone number and list no forwarding address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 OMG Evan you are back!!! I missed these really I did...cant wait to read all this..oh and if this one happens to be true, then wtf are you doingYou live for the drama don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 is it just me or does "she" kinda look like a tranny?scavenger81 can you confirm this for me?thanks,NMN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 wait no get out....Evan with a tranny NEVEREvan cant wait for the exit speechI am and always will be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodiii Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 here is the plan... (wait till your new apartment is ready)1. have your friends dress up as thieves...2. on a normal night(when you are both home), have them break into your house.3. they should then tie you both up... and steal all of YOUR stuff... 4. when the robbery of YOUR stuff is complete and you have chewed through the ropes to freedom... 5. kindly untie her... and tell her "i'm gonna go get some help..."6. when you get out the door run at full speed in any direction... do not stop and do not look back for the magic crystal pussy is a formidable enemy and can run great distances at unbelievable speeds...7. when you are sure your escape is a success... move into your new apartment and start your new life...good luck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 ... do not stop and do not look back for the magic crystal pussy is a formidable enemy and can run great distances at unbelievable speeds...LOLOLOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 And for those of you that want to see why I stayed with her so long:http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Anger_Management/bananna.wav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfitz73 Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 OMG thats ridiculously expensive!!!!!! How the hell do you people eat up there? Man and I thought $650 for a 400sf studio on south beach was kinda steep.......We don't really... We just hunt random squirrels, pigeons, stray cats, and the like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Evan, looks aren't everything.And if to you, they are, then there are some hot girls out there with great personalities.Skinny crackhead psycho strippers with fake tits are a dime a dozen.Stop thinking about the 1 reason you want to stay and start thinking about the 1,000,000 reasons why you should leave.Like everyone said, if she's as big a crackhead as you say she is, she won't be able to go full term with the baby.As soon as you find an apartment, run as fast as you can.Depending on how much she knows, you may have to tell your boys about her threats.Good luck and stop picking up strippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Evan, looks aren't everything.And if to you, they are, then there are some hot girls out there with great personalities.Skinny crackhead psycho strippers with fake tits are a dime a dozen.Stop thinking about the 1 reason you want to stay and start thinking about the 1,000,000 reasons why you should leave.Like everyone said, if she's as big a crackhead as you say she is, she won't be able to go full term with the baby.As soon as you find an apartment, run as fast as you can.Depending on how much she knows, you may have to tell your boys about her threats.Good luck and stop picking up strippers.And he can sleep on ur couch right, with the spinach dip w/o the water crestnut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Arrr, Evan. Yu don't need that sort of grief in your life. Y'said yer was 9 months in a sober house, but with her ya went back to using. The stress from her can't be helpful to your desire to stay clean, if you be desiring that. I be worried that with her around you'd be more inclined to go out and drink again, and sabotague the 9 months you accomplished in Sober House. Run lad, run far away. I'd be pleased to steal her away and have her walk the plank out at sea. If she enjoys being in the closet such a long time, she will adapt to Davy Jone's locker easier than it takes for her to come out of the closet. Holla if ya need me services. Arrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecks05 Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 bounce dude. it's always easier for someone looking from the outside to see it for what it is. leave her now. period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 And he can sleep on ur couch right, with the spinach dip w/o the water crestnut?Uhhh....whats a crestnut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 Uhhh....whats a crestnut? I think he means chestnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 I think he means chestnut. It was a joke. Quit defending your boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 It was a joke. Quit defending your boyfriend.LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 I think he means chestnut. You know chestnuts but you dont know waldorf salad? Wats up with? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 It was a joke. Quit defending your boyfriend. Please, dont encourage him. And please stop informing him how much im packing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someclown Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Evan, One question: How do you know she's really late? Maybe she's just playing the late card to keep you around by letting you think she may be pregnant. I'd leave her and let nature take its course. Just be happy you NEVER MARRIED HER. Then you'd REALLY be fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olivert Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 I have a hard time beliving this story.. your a good writer but i think your full of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollie60 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Hey Evan Your girls is psycho ..but looks pretty good for a K head .. your girl doesn't look that crazy but ...anyways here is some advice 1. keep encouraging her to do more K ..so she can kill this imaginary "pregnancy" and maybe herself ? ( this is an extreme case) 2. Oh have your big time dope dealer friend gather up his boys and ruffle her up a bit ... just scare her a bit you know ..." you know what's gonna happen to you if you goto the cops " ...or the classic James Gandolfini line - " You gotta nice face " 3. She acts like this becuz you're nice enough to her to get away with it ..she knows you're a nice dude and whatever ..she doesn't respect you ..she's just using you I'm sorry Evan ...this crazy hooker's got you trapped ! You need to do the 50 yard dash right out the door ! Hope you run fast ! she's a disgusting example of how crazy asian chics can get .... alot of asian chics have no friends and are suicidal ...LOL oh yea - those aren't her real tits right ?? GOOD LUCK EVAN ...I think the #2 advice should be effective howienewport 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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