digitalphoenix Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Yeah...no shit guys & gals! Sittin' @ home...sick as a dog all of yesterday...Took off from work 'cos I just knew I'd slap the shit out of my too happy & perky co-worker, with her: "Let's make it a great day today...heeey!"S-M-A-A-C-K-!!!!!! I aint got the time or patience for that crap when i'm feeling worst than Michael Jackson with no kids around him.So I call my friend Jason in Alabama and he says:"Maaann...take 4 shots of vodka straight ...and you'll feel fine in an hour"I said: "Bitch, you crazy??.....I took Sudafed 4 1/2 hours ago!" He says: "Naah...dont matter...do it!""BAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM" bitches! My sinuses cleared, my coughed stopped and my equilibrium is BACK!Post whoring to the next level........here we goooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!PS: It's past 4:20...have you had your chronic today?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmaestro Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 You Dumb Ass! lisette325 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Alexandre Dumas!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 13 Author Report Share Posted April 13 You Dumb Ass!Ladies and Gents...I present to you...ELMAESTRO....a TA member. Welcome to CP dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elmaestro Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Ladies and Gents...I present to you...ELMAESTRO....a TA member. Welcome to CP dude!Hello all, Glad to be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 many things will do that. Such as wasabi, but it'll only clear them for like an hour or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Yeah...no shit guys & gals! Sittin' @ home...sick as a dog all of yesterday...Took off from work 'cos I just knew I'd slap the shit out of my too happy & perky co-worker, with her: "Let's make it a great day today...heeey!"S-M-A-A-C-K-!!!!!! I aint got the time or patience for that crap when i'm feeling worst than Michael Jackson with no kids around him.So I call my friend Jason in Alabama and he says:"Maaann...take 4 shots of vodka straight ...and you'll feel fine in an hour"I said: "Bitch, you crazy??.....I took Sudafed 4 1/2 hours ago!" He says: "Naah...dont matter...do it!""BAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM" bitches! My sinuses cleared, my coughed stopped and my equilibrium is BACK!Post whoring to the next level........here we goooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!PS: It's past 4:20...have you had your chronic today?? What is the pH level of your deoxyribonucleic acid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 What is the pH level of your deoxyribonucleic acid? i hated human bio at school....... except for when they taught us the important stuff.... u know...... how to put condoms on cucumbers . uhhhhhh yeah......... sex ed lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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