solbeam Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 ive prolly hooked up w that girl somehwere somehow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands becomecoated with grease your nose will begin to itch oryou'll have to urinate.Law of the Workshop: Any tool, whendropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.Law of Probability: The probability of being watchedis directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.Law of the Telephone: When you dial awrong number, you never get a busy signal.Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were latefor work because you had a flat tire, the very nextmorning you will have a flat tire.Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes),the one you were in will start to move faster than theone you are in now. (Works every time!)Bath Theorem: When the body is fullyimmersed in water, the telephone rings.Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meetingsomeone you know increases when you are with someoneyou don't want to be seen with.Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someonethat a machine won't work, it will.Law of Biomechanics: The s*****ty of the itch isinversely proportional to the reach.Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats arefurthest from the aisle arrive last.Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hotcoffee, your boss will ask you to do something whichwill last until the coffee is cold.Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two peoplein a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chancesof an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face downon a floor covering are directly correlated to thenewness and cost of the carpet/rug.Law of Location: No matter where you go, there youare.Law of Logical Argument: Anything ispossible if you don't know what you aretalking about.Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers nofeet.Wilson's Law: As soon as you find aproduct that you really like, they willstop making it.Law of Reality: Murphy was an optimist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 what are some of them?a few days ago i made a list of things that i have always wanted to do -- its not that long, about 20 or so in total. just some i can't believe i haven't done yet, and still others *seem* impossible... but they're staying on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 yea...on vacay until may 2nd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 i'm so hungover.. .....i was too this morning.....but i had the best cuban food today!....fucking cured that shit up with the quickness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 .....i was too this morning.....but i had the best cuban food today!....fucking cured that shit up with the quickness...Cuban food is da bomb. Now if i could find a decent cuban bakery i'd be a happy camper. Anyone know of one? Mmmm.....fresh cuban bread, pastelitos de guayaba, croquetas de jamon. Damn im hungry now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ...i dunno but ...almond stuffed dates wrapped in bacon are apparently the cure for a hangover.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ...i dunno but ...almond stuffed dates wrapped in bacon are apparently the cure for a hangover....So are brevas con arequipe (dates filled with dulce de leche) along with a glass of cold milk.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 another beer is the cure for a hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 another beer is the cure for a hangover.a huge line of k or yay cures all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 supermarkets should never have moldy produce for sale . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 a huge line of k or yay cures all...ok or that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ...arizona dmv is the opposite of nj...both times i have gone, less than 30 minutes from start to finish.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ..i smell like human toast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 ...arizona dmv is the opposite of nj...both times i have gone, less than 30 minutes from start to finish....since the new changes in the njmvc....i havent had to wait longer than 20-30 mins there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 <-----Confirmed Batchelorette. I have resigned myself to this fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 <-----Confirmed Batchelorette. I have resigned myself to this fate.nothing wrong with that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 yup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 both our lives would be so much better if my roommate didn't drink so much... and if he'd get a job... maybe he wouldn't drink so much if he had a job. being unemployed for 6 months is enough to make someone a little short-tempered, i suppose, but all that vodka just makes it worse. and watching tv all day long isn't good for one's constitution. i'm not saying he needs to write the great american novel or anything, but if he changed up his routine a little, maybe things wouldn't seem so bleak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9mile Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 <-----Confirmed Batchelorette. I have resigned myself to this fate. :lickit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 both our lives would be so much better if my roommate didn't drink so much... and if he'd get a job... maybe he wouldn't drink so much if he had a job. being unemployed for 6 months is enough to make someone a little short-tempered, i suppose, but all that vodka just makes it worse. and watching tv all day long isn't good for one's constitution. i'm not saying he needs to write the great american novel or anything, but if he changed up his routine a little, maybe things wouldn't seem so bleak....time for an intervention... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 i can't wait to go tan at 7:30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 i hope ur daughter sells her fuckin cunt on the corners of Hunts Point..and then gives blowjobs in the back of the Wedge as a side job....u fat fuck.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 <-----Confirmed Batchelorette. I have resigned myself to this fate......perpetual!.....it's ok...accept and enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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