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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become

coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or

you'll have to urinate.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when

dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability: The probability of being watched

is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a

wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late

for work because you had a flat tire, the very next

morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes),

the one you were in will start to move faster than the

one you are in now. (Works every time!)

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully

immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting

someone you know increases when you are with someone

you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone

that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The s*****ty of the itch is

inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are

furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot

coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which

will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people

in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances

of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down

on a floor covering are directly correlated to the

newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you

are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is

possible if you don't know what you are

talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no

feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a

product that you really like, they will

stop making it.

Law of Reality: Murphy was an optimist.

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what are some of them?

a few days ago i made a list of things that i have always wanted to do -- its not that long, about 20 or so in total. just some i can't believe i haven't done yet, and still others *seem* impossible... but they're staying on the list.
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.....i was too this morning.....but i had the best cuban food today!....fucking cured that shit up with the quickness...

Cuban food is da bomb. Now if i could find a decent cuban bakery i'd be a happy camper. Anyone know of one? Mmmm.....fresh cuban bread, pastelitos de guayaba, croquetas de jamon. Damn im hungry now.

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...i dunno but ...almond stuffed dates wrapped in bacon are apparently the cure for a hangover....

So are brevas con arequipe (dates filled with dulce de leche) along with a glass of cold milk..

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both our lives would be so much better if my roommate didn't drink so much... and if he'd get a job... maybe he wouldn't drink so much if he had a job. being unemployed for 6 months is enough to make someone a little short-tempered, i suppose, but all that vodka just makes it worse.

and watching tv all day long isn't good for one's constitution. i'm not saying he needs to write the great american novel or anything, but if he changed up his routine a little, maybe things wouldn't seem so bleak.

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both our lives would be so much better if my roommate didn't drink so much... and if he'd get a job... maybe he wouldn't drink so much if he had a job. being unemployed for 6 months is enough to make someone a little short-tempered, i suppose, but all that vodka just makes it worse.

and watching tv all day long isn't good for one's constitution. i'm not saying he needs to write the great american novel or anything, but if he changed up his routine a little, maybe things wouldn't seem so bleak.

...time for an intervention...

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