alexbor Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 LIsten man, don't listen to that punk funketeer. He's a pssy and he is probably mad because he couldn't even qualify fr a security guard. Do what you have to, have your freaking fun and screw fags like him who probably still has only a mustache and thinks he looks cool. Just watch out for the Hardrock Casino. They always scan. One idea... chew it up a little bit so that you can say your dog chewed it up a little on the end and this way you have a viable reason as to why it doesn't scan if they do try to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 LIsten man, don't listen to that punk funketeer. He's a pssy and he is probably mad because he couldn't even qualify fr a security guard. Do what you have to, have your freaking fun and screw fags like him who probably still has only a mustache and thinks he looks cool. Just watch out for the Hardrock Casino. They always scan. One idea... chew it up a little bit so that you can say your dog chewed it up a little on the end and this way you have a viable reason as to why it doesn't scan if they do try to.If you don't have a dog to chew up your ID you can rent mine. He will do a wonderful job. As you can see references are not needed. $20 per ID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredmatic3 Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 LMFAO at these replies.... Dying over here good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millie16 Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 I don't need an ID but I would like to borrow your dog. I can use him to put some of these guys in check at the clubs. I like his jaw technic!!!! Some of them are true jerks. They think you are a freakin fruit stand and they are allowed to squeeze and pinch whenever they want. But if I squeeze back then there's an issue..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 I don't need an ID but I would like to borrow your dog. I can use him to put some of these guys in check at the clubs. I like his jaw technic!!!! Some of them are true jerks. They think you are a freakin fruit stand and they are allowed to squeeze and pinch whenever they want. But if I squeeze back then there's an issue.....It's an issue probably because you are a dude. ??I think that's the first time I ever heard a peice ass called a fruit stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millie16 Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 First Frosty your very much mistaken. I am very much a woman!!!! Not a girl or a chickenhead! A WOMAN!!! And the reason I said a fruit stand is because that's the only place I know that you are allow to squeeze, feel, smell or touch. If a piece of ass is all your looking for than good luck. Some of us want more!!!!!! Even getting F---- in a freaking dark corner is fine with me. But it's not your free choice to just take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 First Frosty your very much mistaken. I am very much a woman!!!! Not a girl or a chickenhead! A WOMAN!!! And the reason I said a fruit stand is because that's the only place I know that you are allow to squeeze, feel, smell or touch. If a piece of ass is all your looking for than good luck. Some of us want more!!!!!! Even getting F---- in a freaking dark corner is fine with me. But it's not your free choice to just take.Well then!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 LIsten man, don't listen to that punk funketeer. He's a pssy and he is probably mad because he couldn't even qualify fr a security guard. Do what you have to, have your freaking fun and screw fags like him who probably still has only a mustache and thinks he looks cool. Just watch out for the Hardrock Casino. They always scan. One idea... chew it up a little bit so that you can say your dog chewed it up a little on the end and this way you have a viable reason as to why it doesn't scan if they do try to.SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING TRAILER TRASH PIECE OF SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdamon7278 Posted June 9 Report Share Posted June 9 SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING TRAILER TRASH PIECE OF SHIT :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 Me and a couple of friends are thinking about going to miami this summer... only thing is we are not 21 years of age, we currently have fake new hampshire IDs that work great in Canada. We are going to purchase some fake canadian IDs, which look flawless to the eye, holograms, and our real picture... look very legit. Only thing is im not sure if they would pass a scan, i figure miami would be hard on IDs and that our fakes woudlnt work because the clubs would scan them.. just want to hear what the deal is with fake ids and scanners. Any help would be great thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted June 10 Report Share Posted June 10 ...If a piece of ass is all your looking for than good luck. Some of us want more!!!!!! Key word: "some" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 LIsten man, don't listen to that punk funketeer. He's a pssy and he is probably mad because he couldn't even qualify fr a security guard. Do what you have to, have your freaking fun and screw fags like him who probably still has only a mustache and thinks he looks cool.got angst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 who probably still has only a mustache and thinks he looks cool.Let me guess you have a mustache and a mullett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 got angst?Srsly, to know Funk...is a virtue in itself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Srsly, to know Funk...is a virtue in itself! Thank you brotherman! Fuck haters...I hate them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapexec Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 If you resemble a model and dress fashionable, then you can get in to most clubs. If your not, then speaking on behalf of the greater Dade county..Please do not visit. You would like Daytona Beach better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Most being subjective. With half the girls going out looking "good", there's no reason to let an underage girl in. I wouldn't risk my venue's license on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 Most being subjective. With half the girls going out looking "good", there's no reason to let an underage girl in. I wouldn't risk my venue's license on that.so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 Thanks, Funk. But seriously, it is funny when someone says "well I look good, so...". They forget that this is Miami, and that they might look good, but so do a lot of other people. Underage is underage, whether you're Lindsey Lohan or the demon spawn of Roseanne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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